I have some plans, wife will love me more, and haters will hate me more ... 2 birds with one stone scenario
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if you need a lawyer , try Johnny Finger
I have some plans, wife will love me more, and haters will hate me more ... 2 birds with one stone scenario
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What kind ,asking for a friend.
Barely remember. Long time ago. I think I was down about a week. Sleep under a humidifier to break up the crud after the Doctor removes the gauze.How was the recovery ?????
You are a girl......okShe could sit on my face too lol
I remember Scrumpy from the west country. Walked to the pub & rolled back down the hill...it’s gotta be hard cider for it to work properly
Whichever ya preferWhat kind ,asking for a friend.
It's rough they pack your face afterwards with gauze then ya gottaHow was the recovery ?????
Hello Tallulah. Your father's a good man and a role model to many.One of my Philippino daughters follows me online - she might even be reading this thread -
- if so Hello Tallulah - never forget that Daddy loves you - and that some day we will meet and be together again - hopefully sooner rather than later -
Somebodies baby!found a stray dog hiding in our yard so I took her in and posted a lost and found in our local Facebook group….
she is such a cutie!…
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Uh huh..........found it eh?found a stray dog hiding in our yard so I took her in and posted a lost and found in our local Facebook group….
she is such a cutie!…
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Hi. I really LOVE your screen name. You are my new “best friend”.Is tomorrow a holiday in the states too? If so happy Friday!
Was getting a tad moody today - so I watched this episode of 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum' - from the 1970's - and it cheered me up - funny show - if you can understand all the various English dialects - and slang words -
I think that it is a fact that people love to laugh - and any excuse for laughter - whether it be what you consider a bad joke or not - gets the funny bone funnying - and its infectious - once someone is laughing hysterically - that acts as a catalyst - for everyone else to start giggling and laughing - I live it and love it - LAUGH THERAPY - lolWitchie-poo and Himself were in Londinium and decided to go to a performance by a comedy duo billed as "Hinge and Brackett".
So these two guys are on the stage, and they are just trading quips that any Raw Colonial schoolkid had heard by the time they were 10.
Herself and I would look at each other after each quip, because while we did not find them funny or original, the Brits all around us were losing it in laughter.
"He was mending the walls while drinking, and came home plastered." <-- This brought down the fargin house.
Now I gotta tellya about how much we love England -- We arrived, and got on a train to (I think) Paddington Station. There must have been a sign over my head or sumpin' because somehow within one minute of entering the station, we were talking with a middle-aged lady with impeccable diction.
And I got my first London War Story. She had seen us looking up at the impressive glass-plate ceiling of the station, and walked over and spoke to us while pointing up.
"Do you see those two differently-colored sections of glass?" [she said "gloss", but we knew what she meant]
"A bomb blew them out during a raid, and the gloss fell on my pram right over there. Fortunately, there was nothing in the pram but nappies."
Our first two minutes in London.