The Original O'l Farts Club.

[oldfogey8]

And now I hafta go plink a bear with my BB gun. He just showed up to wreck my bird feeders again…

 

[SubGirl]

And since I started drinking early today, I need to rant. WTF is happening to the world? The shrinkfkation/Bidenomics crap is out of control. I am 6’1” and weigh 225. I have been an XL in shirts for years. Even when I was 240, XL fit. My wife is on a spending spree because we are going on vacation and she isn’t happy with my usual ratty, comfortable shirts. She gets me an XL button down shirt and asks me to try it on. When I stand up straight, the fecking buttons almost pop off. Evolution and nutrition has given rise to bigger people. We are not shrinking(though apparently our fertility is due to the poisons we eat and the ‘healthcare’ we receive). I see obese people every time I am in public. Who the fk are the ‘normal’ people these sizes are made for? I wore a size 13 shoe for most of my adult life. Now I am a 14 wide. I know the sh!theads that want us to stop eating meat are trying to morph us back into the shrews that survived the meteor impacts but some of us ain’t playing that nonsense. I need to smoke some weed and get my BP back into ‘non-irate’ fogey range. Jayzeus Chrimmas are we headed in the wrong direction evolution-wise…

You sure you ain’t been hitting that freak weed while the ole lady was shoppin’

 

[SubGirl]

And now I hafta go plink a bear with my BB gun. He just showed up to wreck my bird feeders again…

Sting um good while you’re mad fogey…

 

[Putembk]

Off to a neighborhood meeting

 

[oldfogey8]

You sure you ain’t been hitting that freak weed while the ole lady was shoppin’

That is an excellent idea. I haven’t smoked any in months. Maybe the cure has mellowed the buzz.

 

[ost]

I’m all up for a BD party. What are

 

[dogzter]

Kick that bear right in the nuts\pussy look it in the eye and crow like a rooster.........that teaches'em real good.

 

[bigsur51]

That is an excellent idea. I haven’t smoked any in months. Maybe the cure has mellowed the buzz.

I am looking forward to the experience…

 

[ost]

Kick that bear right in the nuts\pussy look it in the eye and crow like a rooster.........that teaches'em real good.

most shots are within bow range

 

[Sun&Soil]

Good point. I have been lucky to have good, stable pH water for years. I haven’t checked it in years.

I grew up growing in Chautauqua Cnty hills. Best drinking water in the world. So says the plaque at the County Clerks displayed with pride front and center.

I've never measured ph in all of my years of gardening. I'm grateful for the water and soil in my area.

 

[bigsur51]

Kick that bear right in the nuts\pussy look it in the eye and crow like a rooster.........that teaches'em real good.

 

[Sun&Soil]

That's the plan I was going to do.
LITFA leave it the fuck alone

Not always easy to do, but good advice. Just remember helicopter parents pusifie children. I think that may apply with our green friends as well. Nothing wrong with calluses and scars.

 

[SubGirl]

I am looking forward to the experience…

Don’t wanna be around fogey when he’s smokin the freak weed. Prolly why his wife went shopping and bought the shirt too small so she could get away again when she took it back

 

[SubGirl]

That's the plan I was going to do.
LITFA leave it the fuck alone

I vote for that

 

[Sun&Soil]

I don't think @oldfogey8 grew up with helicopter parents. Run you poor bear he's coming to kick you in the nuts

 

[bigsur51]

Don’t wanna be around fogey when he’s smokin the freak weed. Prolly why his wife went shopping and bought the shirt too small so she could get away again when she took it back

that freak weed has piqued my curiosity…I like an edgy weed experience from time to time

i once bough a lid back in 1968 and that schitt was so racey that it crossed the line into paranoia

when I smoked it I was so freaked out that I thought everyone was talking about me and looking at me and I would perspire….a horrible experience for a teenager

it was so horrible that I threw that sack of weed into the Ventura river south of Santa Barbara…no one should feel like that

but looking back now and being a lot older , I would try that schitt again!…

 

[Sun&Soil]

that freak weed has piqued my curiosity…I like an edgy weed experience from time to time

i once bough a lid back in 1968 and that schitt was so racey that it crossed the line into paranoia

when I smoked it I was so freaked out that I thought everyone was talking about me and looking at me and I would perspire….a horrible experience for a teenager

it was so horrible that I threw that sack of weed into the Ventura river south of Santa Barbara…no one should feel like that

but looking back now and being a lot older , I would try that schitt again!…

Was it laced or full of chemicals to mask the smell during the smuggle. I bought a bag of Mexican in the early 90's that had been dusted. I was shivering uncontrollably on a 90 degree day and fubar'd in ways I had never been. Way to much then I cared to handle. Dirty dealers suck! That oz. got tossed.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Was it laced or full of chemicals to mask the smell during the smuggle. I bought a bag of Mexican in the early 90's that had been dusted. I was shivering uncontrollably on a 90 degree day and fubar'd in ways I had never been. Way to much then I cared to handle. Dirty dealers suck! That oz. got tossed.

I bought some weed in the early 70's that had been sprayed with PCP and was pretty racy.

 

[Putembk]

I bought a bag of weed when I first started smoking and the girl sad it was laced with cocaine.

Wow, thanks.....couple days later a friend told me it was pm.....never saw her again...

 

[dogzter]

I smoked a joint that was laced with pcp with a giant old black dude at the bus stop on 34 st s.in front of the vo tech school.

Snapped out of it at skywayjacks in time to turn left and still make it home.......good thing I was walking or I would nave missed it.

Dude had a zippo with the klan logo on it.........was a weird day.