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Gray Wolf

A Posse ad Esse. From Possibility to realization.
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I see that. Well, we know you fit in so join in. ha ha!

Not me, I am just the shoe shine boy here.

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You go brother! If it falls to your lot to shine shoes, then shine shoes like Michael Angelo painted the Sistine Chapel....
 

Unca Walt

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420club
I am farming everyone I can to leave the dark side...I was lucky Gray called me back as quick as he did...Jan and Hash are wondering what's up...anyone with the ability please pm them and tell them were here...I sure wish I had taken screen shots of my posts last night...they were epic...angie has banned the word banned onsite...silly savages...
Gotta spell it "bannned". Or banded.
 

Unca Walt

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420club
Folks, Himself is in an ebullient mood. Just got back from the cardiologist... I had three pages of blood pressure, heartrate, time, date, yada taken over the last 6 months.

Got the sticky things hung all over me (lie detector?) EKG thingy, BP & pulse, all right in the green. No rales or wheezes in lungs.

The doctor was susprised when my Darling Witch ratted on me telling him how I macheted the jungle to keep it in check, or used the chain saw.

He asked me if I felt extra tired. I answered honestly: "I dunno if I am extra tired after yard work because I've never been this old before." <-- That got a laugh, and he said he was gonna remember that one.

His summary: I am fit, and in amazingly good health. I told him it was because of my Witch.

Puts me in such a good mood, I want to scalp somebody.
 

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
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I am farming everyone I can to leave the dark side...I was lucky Gray called me back as quick as he did...Jan and Hash are wondering what's up...anyone with the ability please pm them and tell them were here...I sure wish I had taken screen shots of my posts last night...they were epic...angie has banned the word banned onsite...silly savages...
If they keep banning people...it is just gonna be the 3 of them. What kind of a kingdom is that.

Seriously this is insane. I am thinking things will be fine Angie still has her ass they can kiss!
 

jokerman

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Testicle Therapy​

Two women were playing golf One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments And asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken
 

SubGirl

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Hey, if anyone is still in contact with Carty. I wanted to get a message to him that the Cap Junkie smoke report was a ”high” way up there. The cap junky is awesome weed. The first few tokes were extra tasty too which sometimes influences my buzz. The Cap junkie were seeds given to me by Carty to grow and feature on my SubGirl garden page. I actually completed the grow and even featured one of its beautiful buds as BOTM before I left. Would just like to have added a smoke report for this good weed and find someone with some seeds. I didn’t know his connection but I would grow it again in a heartbeat. As a matter of fact, I took a cutting from her and it’s in my flower tent now. Super night time stoned… I’m gonna send him a note but if you see him before I do, let him know that stuff was right on time. ✌️
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