The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Travis Kelcee]

Wildfire just broke out on the mountain 1 mile from our house.

Luckily no wind so they should be able to contain it quickly.

 

[oldmaninbc]

Helpful tip...

eating poppyseed anything will make your urine hot....

First time I have heard that and I am taking you literally...hot urine, my urine may not be hot but it is definitely warm. I just had to look that up, I read you would have to consume a large quantity...whatever that means.
That's interesting, will have to check that out further.

I like to use poppyseeds in baking. I grow my own poppies and collect seed.

 

[Gray Wolf]

kinda like Hotel California but not as good

And all the sex you can stand.

 

[Countryboy]

Evening folks! Another nice day in this part of the Deep South. It was hard but I managed not to pick up a pack of smokes, been rolling joints like a fiend and chewing bubble gum. K took Kash to the park and I'm killing time. Pot pies for dinner.

peace

 

[bigsur51]

Stop by the house on the way home. We’ll have a smoke and I will show you my security system.

is “have a smoke” a secret code for anything else?..

 

[Travis Kelcee]

Wildfire just broke out on the mountain 1 mile from our house.

Luckily no wind so they should be able to contain it quickly.

Oh snap the fire is literally burning a few hundred feet from an explosives storage site.

 

[Gray Wolf]

is “have a smoke” a secret code for anything else?..

Watch your goodies........................

 

[bigsur51]

I got the idea he was going to be in Colorado and wanted to keep an eye on his place in Washington.

So with him being off grid in Washington, powering up WiFi is probably a No Go.

He needs a camera with cell service. My buddy has one at his hunting cabin, if the motion sensors goes off he gets a text message and can watch the video.

Exactamundo

 

[oldmaninbc]

My grandmas pound cake recipe has a pound of flour a pound of sugar a pound of butter and a pound of eggs. I think that’s where the name pound cake comes from. It’s maybe not the most healthy thing to eat tho but it’s worth it

I think on one of the cooking shows I watch explained the pound cake was originally made with a pound of each ingredient, making it easy to recall the recipe and name.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Oh snap the fire is literally burning a few hundred feet from an explosives storage site.

What kind of explosives? Some like C-4 just burn without a detonator.

 

[oldmaninbc]

They are beautiful old man. I made corn muffins and chowder for supper. Oh yes and apple cinnamon buns too.
lemon poppies seed are one of my favorite muffins.
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Looks delicious Sub, I could chow down on that!

Your oven baking always comes out with the perfect bake.

 

[SubGirl]

is “have a smoke” a secret code for anything else?..

It’s the password

 

[Dime]

I had to buy a new dryer today so I called the usual small place we buy our appliances and I asked if I could just stop by and have it put in my pickup box, they said of course no problem, the wife camr along to pick it out .So I get there and my cold has gone into overdrive and i have kleenex up both nostrils ,sweting like a pig and I didn't wanna pass the disease on. I asked is it ready and the guy says yep all ready we will load it for you. So I go to the truck and one guy is like 80+ years old with a hunchback trying to drag the dryer out and I said just relax, maybe we can figure this out without you hurting yourself, he says nah I'm fine My helper is coming ,he's just out back and will be here any minute. So some minutes later this guy with a walker comes out to help him. True story. I said you're fn with me right? Am I on candid camera? He says no we will get it. I said oh c'mon this isn't gonna happen you two are gonna hurt yourselves. I said just leave it , I'll go settle the bill and we can figure this out, just after I paid the bill and went back to the truck a young fella walked by so i asked him for a hand and he helped me load it so I gave him a $20. I thought this would have made a great seinfeld skit.

 

[Travis Kelcee]

What kind of explosives? Some like C-4 just burn without a detonator.

Whatever they use to blast rock

They store 1.1, 1.2 and 1.5

1.1 is nasty

 

[jokerman]

Im a little late but wtf !

 

[Dime]

I ran across a grower here from Iran...they are very nice and they like cannabis and grow, even offered to put me up if I were to visit. Wouldn't I get killed at the airport? Are Americans allowed in Iran? The women would be incredible. Damn politics.

If you do go, just to be safe mention you have pronouns,they like that.

 

[jokerman]

 

[oldmaninbc]

Whatever they use to blast rock

They store 1.1, 1.2 and 1.5

1.1 is nasty

When I worked for Mighty White Dolomite we would use dynamite at the quarry.

 

[Travis Kelcee]

When I worked for Might White Dolomite we would use dynamite at the quarry.

Looking at the site on google earth it looks like they have 2 Magazines/Shipping containers for 1.1

They have 9 magazines in total

It's still burning but coming under control.

 

[kevinn]

I ran across a grower here from Iran...they are very nice and they like cannabis and grow, even offered to put me up if I were to visit. Wouldn't I get killed at the airport? Are Americans allowed in Iran? The women would be incredible. Damn politics.

I spent a year in Bagdad a long while back. Easier to get in than to get out.