The Original O'l Farts Club.

[SubGirl]

oh no, it was the eighth dwarf named Snacky

Once upon a time, deep in the Enchanted Forest, there lived seven hardworking dwarfs—Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey. They spent their days mining gems and their evenings singing cheerful songs. But what many didn’t know was that there was an eighth dwarf, one who rarely left the cottage. His name was Snacky.

While the others toiled away, Snacky stayed behind, rummaging through the cupboards, nibbling on biscuits, crunching on apples, and savoring every treat he could find. He wasn’t lazy—just deeply devoted to the art of snacking.

One day, the dwarfs returned home to find their pantry nearly empty.

“Snacky, what happened to all our food?” Doc asked.

Snacky, licking honey off his fingers, shrugged. “I took tiny bites throughout the day. It just… vanished.”

Grumpy crossed his arms. “We’ll starve before winter at this rate!”

Feeling guilty, Snacky made a promise: he would go to the mines the next day and help. But when he got there, instead of digging for gems, he discovered a hidden cave full of wild berries, nuts, and mushrooms. Overjoyed, he gathered as much as he could and returned home with a feast.

From then on, Snacky became the official forager of the group. While the others mined, he made sure their table was always full of delicious foods. And so, the eighth dwarf proved that sometimes, a great snack can be just as valuable as a great gem.

 

[Putembk]

Did snacky drive a corvette and his username was Boo?

 

[SubGirl]

Did snacky drive a corvette and his username was Boo?

I would have to do more research…

 

[Putembk]

I would have to do more research…

Use your imagination……

 

[SubGirl]

Use your imagination……

I broke mine off, can I borrow yours?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Hey y’all. Had a busy day myself driving in dumb traffic. Had to take Arlo for a grooming. He’s all tuckered out now and glad to be home and catch up on his naps.
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having orange chicken rice and broccoli tonight. Catching up my self on the thread and a nice buzz

Loki has never had a proper pro doggie haircut yet - but does need one badly - I'm waiting for his first birthday at the end of March - and was told it was gonna cost around £80! at a local doggie salon - Jeez that's ridiculously expensive to me - and can't afford it just now - but should have funds for it by then - once I can liberate 25% of my private pension pot - TAX FREE - on my 65th birthday (March 26th).- so I'll have some money then too - to fix this cracked tooth - that's starting to bother me lately - modern life is awfully expensive these days - just for relatively basic stuff - technically I should get free dental care on the NHS - but none of the dentists around here will take me on as an NHS patient - they will only do private (paid) work - and are ridiculously expensive too -.

 

[Putembk]

I broke mine off, can I borrow yours?

Could I play in women's grappling then?

 

[Travis Kelcee]

Harvested 1 of the Diana .75 today, the other I'm going give 2 more days.

Looking forward to trimming

Who says that

 

[jokerman]

Is he the one that eats all the snacks?

Its still under investigation thru our DOSE ( Dept of Snack Efficiency)

 

[SubGirl]

Loki has never had a proper pro doggie haircut yet - but does need one badly - I'm waiting for his first birthday at the end of March - and was told it was gonna cost around £80! at a local doggie salon - Jeez that's ridiculously expensive to me - and can't afford it just now - but should have funds for it by then - once I can liberate 25% of my private pension pot - TAX FREE - on my 65th birthday (March 26th).- so I'll have some money then too - to fix this cracked tooth - that's starting to bother me lately - modern life is awfully expensive these days - just for relatively basic stuff - technically I should get free dental care on the NHS - but none of the dentists around here will take me on as an NHS patient - they will only do private (paid) work - and are ridiculously expensive too -.
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That’s the way dentists are here too. They are a real ripoff and just getting basic work done is not their money maker. Everybody is paying for that perfect smile and that’s what they don’t want old people just trying to keep their teeth for a few more years.

I thought myself about learning how to operate those doggy clippers as it is very expensive. These are the first dogs I ever had that needed clipping. Arlo costs 125.00 every 8 weeks and Maryjane 75.00 every 10 weeks plus a 20.00 tip each time I take one of them. I’m sure I could get some good YouTube lessons. That’s how I learned to cut Mr subs hair during covid and I’ve been doing it ever since and he’s looking good too . I’m sure an investment in some good doggie clippers would save me piles of money

 

[Countryboy]

I got most of my list done but I had stuff like,'nap' on it. I guess I should get the charcoal going.


peace

 

[jokerman]

oh no, it was the eighth dwarf named Snacky

Once upon a time, deep in the Enchanted Forest, there lived seven hardworking dwarfs—Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey. They spent their days mining gems and their evenings singing cheerful songs. But what many didn’t know was that there was an eighth dwarf, one who rarely left the cottage. His name was Snacky.

While the others toiled away, Snacky stayed behind, rummaging through the cupboards, nibbling on biscuits, crunching on apples, and savoring every treat he could find. He wasn’t lazy—just deeply devoted to the art of snacking.

One day, the dwarfs returned home to find their pantry nearly empty.

“Snacky, what happened to all our food?” Doc asked.

Snacky, licking honey off his fingers, shrugged. “I took tiny bites throughout the day. It just… vanished.”

Grumpy crossed his arms. “We’ll starve before winter at this rate!”

Feeling guilty, Snacky made a promise: he would go to the mines the next day and help. But when he got there, instead of digging for gems, he discovered a hidden cave full of wild berries, nuts, and mushrooms. Overjoyed, he gathered as much as he could and returned home with a feast.

From then on, Snacky became the official forager of the group. While the others mined, he made sure their table was always full of delicious foods. And so, the eighth dwarf proved that sometimes, a great snack can be just as valuable as a great gem.

I would like to make that into a song

One day the seven dwarfs are talking and start getting all hot for Snow White.
They decide to go over to her bedroom window to spy on her.
That night ,because the window was on the second floor they got on each others shoulders and the top one reported down.
Snow White comes into her bedroom and the top dwarf says " Shes in her room"
So it goes down the line "Shes in her room ,Shes in her room .......ect
The top dwarf says :"She's taking of her blouse"
That goes down the line "She's taking off her blouse"... takin off her blouse takin of her blouse,
they are going crazy and shaky too
The top dwarf soon says "She's coming by the window"
Me too ,me too me too me too

 

[Countryboy]

Hey y’all. Had a busy day myself driving in dumb traffic. Had to take Arlo for a grooming. He’s all tuckered out now and glad to be home and catch up on his naps.
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having orange chicken rice and broccoli tonight. Catching up my self on the thread and a nice buzz

The last time I had Maggie groomed, the least I could tip was 20% and tried to change it to 15% (outrageous), but it showed as $15! I caught it and did no tip and gave her $7

 

[Travis Kelcee]

That’s the way dentists are here too. They are a real ripoff and just getting basic work done is not their money maker. Everybody is paying for that perfect smile and that’s what they don’t want old people just trying to keep their teeth for a few more years.

I thought myself about learning how to operate those doggy clippers as it is very expensive. These are the first dogs I ever had that needed clipping. Arlo costs 125.00 every 8 weeks and Maryjane 75.00 every 10 weeks plus a 20.00 tip each time I take one of them. I’m sure I could get some good YouTube lessons. That’s how I learned to cut Mr subs hair during covid and I’ve been doing it ever since and he’s looking good too . I’m sure an investment in some good doggie clippers would save me piles of money

 

[Boo]

I SO want to be racist and honest, but this isn't the right forum.

you're spot on...we all know you got it in you, please keep it there...better yet, post those comments on gran prix's site...

 

[Gray Wolf]

German Shepherds shed like mad, but all you need to groom them is a brush...................

 

[bigsur51]

I SO want to be racist and honest, but this isn't the right forum.

for the record , I am a racist

I belong to the human race.

 

[bigsur51]

you're spot on...we all know you got it in you, please keep it there...better yet, post those comments on gran prix's site...

Hear hear

unless it has something to do with the Khazars , I am probably not interested

 

[dogzter]

I am so racist I passed through the racial barrier.
Just takes hating everyone equally no matter what they look like.

 

[dogzter]

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A couple of the TT nugs at 14 weeks dry and about to go into the grinder.

@Boo TT at 14 weeks is pretty couchlocked you may wanna take one out that far and see if it works for you.........definitely puts me out if I hit it too much.