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Unca Walt

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I had a nice chat with the General Manager of the local gym where I work out regarding water additions and Jacuzzi temperatures. They were appalled, not just with their employees smart mouth, but most especially at his last minute arrivals so that he couldn't monitor the fills, which resulted in overfilling and dumping heated water. (I speak fluent managerees $$$$$)
Out-fargin-standing.

That's a win-win all the way around:

Imprimis: YOU will have your useful jacuzzi time.

Secondus: MANAGEMENT (like I said) needed to know of the employee problem. Turns out there was more than you even knew about (eg: overfill).

Tertius: THE GUY will eventually benefit no matter whether he keeps his job or not; he has learned a double-barreled work ethic.
 

Unca Walt

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I have a dream every now and then for some reason of making an emergency landing on a plane like that in a big grassy field. I’m always glad to wake up because it’s intense but then always wonder if I made it 🤪 I’ve had that same dream for years
Here's sumpin' kewl: If you are flying along in Kansas (eg: flat ground, no wind) and your Spam Can (Cessna 152) engine dies, if you just crank/turn the big black trim tab wheel by your left leg alla way back...

...the fargin plane will assume the correct attitude and eventually land itself. <-- TINS
 
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Gray Wolf

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Out-fargin-standing.

That's a win-win all the way around:

Imprimis: YOU will have your useful jacuzzi time.

Secondus: MANAGEMENT (like I said) needed to know of the employee problem. Turns out there was more than you even knew about (eg: overfill).

Tertius: THE GUY will eventually benefit no matter whether he keeps his job or not; he has learned a double-barreled work ethic.
I knew about the over fill and dumping and my mentioning it is an example of me being fluent in Managereeze.

Back in the olden days of yore when I still had to work for a living, I regularly wrote justifications for Capital Expenditures, which always place heavy emphasis on $$$$$ signs...........................
 

Unca Walt

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I knew about the over fill and dumping and my mentioning it is an example of me being fluent in Managereeze.

Back in the olden days of yore when I still had to work for a living, I regularly wrote justifications for Capital Expenditures, which always place heavy emphasis on $$$$$ signs...........................
A 90-day update would be kewl... 🙃
 

Gray Wolf

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A 90-day update would be kewl... 🙃
I'll start with a two day update after my next spa visit tomorrow. I expect to be greeted with less than gratitude from the lazy smart mouthed a-hole that told me to change my schedule and that resolving the issue wasn't his job.

I will be hoping of course that he was half right and that it is now no longer his job............................
 

SubGirl

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I'll start with a two day update after my next spa visit tomorrow. I expect to be greeted with less than gratitude from the lazy smart mouthed a-hole that told me to change my schedule and that resolving the issue wasn't his job.

I will be hoping of course that he was half right and that it is now no longer his job............................
I’ll bet he quits when they tell him about it and they have a fresh new pool guy. Maybe even a cute pool girl 😊
 

SubGirl

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Morning OFC. COLD is the word around here.
It’s cold here too and windy. We were able to get a dog walk in before the rain but it was no fun for the humans. Didn’t seem to stop the doggos tho. We did our trip to the park and fetch game but I’m thinking we will miss our afternoon walk so I’ll have to come up with a pacifier for Arlo as he will come to me all day in boredom.
‘Hope everyone has a sweet day and is staying warm 🥰✌️
 

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