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The Original O'l Farts Club.

jokerman

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Irish Poker​

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary 's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?' They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. 'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.' Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares,'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.' 'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife. 'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.
 

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
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Dressing that old man up is one thing, but getting him to act civil in a crowd is quite the other…😆
I do just fine in a crowd ...... I like watching little girls

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kevinn

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my boy Ivan is certainly picking up the torch Dutch is leaving behind...he's as good as they get...soon Ivan will be the big brother and his new brother will begin being trained by Ivan...Dutch has done a fine job teaching Ivan the ropes...the day Dutch leaves me will be the saddest day of my life...he's the dog fables are written about...
Left the door to my clone room door cracked the other night and my puppy had a good old time. Came down, labeled pots were on one side of my office, his bed was filled with potting soil, and a there was a pile of clones on the other side of the room. Everything survived, including the dog, but who knows what is in what pot. So much for labeling them.
 

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
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Left the door to my clone room door cracked the other night and my puppy had a good old time. Came down, labeled pots were on one side of my office, his bed was filled with potting soil, and a there was a pile of clones on the other side of the room. Everything survived, including the dog, but who knows what is in what pot. So much for labeling them.
Sorry Kev. Shit happens.
 

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
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he didn't shit pute, he tore the place a new one...I just insulted hippie over in the gutter...he censored me telling roster I was banging his mom...just called him on it in public...any odds as to if I'm banned by now...first post in over a week...
 

SurfdOut

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@Boo Right man! Glad to see you still kicking shit around. Yep, still in Upper Puna working my ass off. Got 8 inches of rain yesterday and I trying to finish plants. Lol You still drinking coffee? Might have to go grab you another batch from my friends farm.
 

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Boo

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your flowers look awesome as usual...8" in a day, geebus that's a monsoon...I was thinking of you when hawaii had those killer fires...I wasn't too sure which island you lived on...yeah, I'm still kickin in spite of the doctors...if the coffee is convenient hell yeah but don't go out of your way...they don't sell coffee like that in stores...again, so nice to see you pop in brother...any word from the old crew, twisted perhaps...
 

Boo

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surfd and I go back years on an old and defunct forum...it went away and that's the last I heard from him...hey, I worked hard for my collection...it's a piece of my retirement strategy...the money I invest usually returns at least a 50% profit and I get to drive serious muscle around...the rear tires can get costly...especially the 20" wide ones... :eek:
 

SurfdOut

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Yeah, still talk to all those grumpy old men. Lol Twisted had to quit smoking for awhile for his job or something, wasn't happy about that. You still got the black Buick? My little brother just bought a house outside of Ocala. Was thinking about your bamboo collection awhile back as I got 5 dif varieties planted around my cabin.

Maui was a pretty fucked up deal and continues to be so, more people have been killed over land and water.....

I am pretty fortunate, I live half time at my farm up in the rainforest slopes of the Big Island and then half at my beach house on the North Shore of Oahu.
 

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