The Original O'l Farts Club.

[moose eater]

People down south used to metaphorically reference 'the price of pork bellies.' We have a thriving market for male walrus genitalia as some form of measurement of economic wellness.

Go figger'.....

Alaska Gifts from the Fur Exchange

 

[SubGirl]

Aha Oosic. I’ve seen Oosic before and have actually held an Oosic boner in my hand.

 

[SubGirl]

A scrimshaw artist I know does scrimshaw on knife handles and has done work on that material.

 

[moose eater]

Aha Oosic. I’ve seen Oosic before and have actually held an Oosic boner in my hand.

Most of us timid men-folk rarely admit to such things publicly.

 

[unclefishstick]

Aha Oosic. I’ve seen Oosic before and have actually held an Oosic boner in my hand.

let me know when you've had to hold a giant,semi-rotten whale penis for your boss while she gleefully chops it free from the carcass to get the oosic!

 

[SubGirl]

The one I held was pretty big. We have raccoon with the same material I think. Use to work with a guy named coondick that carried one with him all the time.

 

[SubGirl]

let me know when you've had to hold a giant,semi-rotten whale penis for your boss while she gleefully chops it free from the carcass to get the oosic!

This one they said came from a walrus. No thanks on pealing one outta there tho…

 

[unclefishstick]

This one they said came from a walrus. No thanks on pealing one outta there tho…

the idea was to get it free so we could tie the penis off to a tree and let the crabs eat the flesh off during high tide...

found a pic but the server is still wonky

 

[moose eater]

Typically the oosik is in reference to a walrus.

Ripley's has a surprisingly readable article about a huge fossilized specimen, including the historical uses, as a seal club, or a sharpened tool, etc.

Stories | Ripley's Believe It or Not! | Aquariums, Attractions, Museums

Visit our Ripley’s Believe It or Not! aquariums and attractions, today. Immerse yourself in a world of wonder and create memories with your friends and family.

www.ripleys.com

 

[dogzter]

The one I held was pretty big. We have raccoon with the same material I think. Use to work with a guy named coondick that carried one with him all the time.

The racoon bone is very popular here as drink Stirrers and a big bull dick gets turned into a walking stick.

 

[SubGirl]

the idea was to get it free so we could tie the penis off to a tree and let the crabs eat the flesh off during high tide...

found a pic but the server is still wonky

I guess there is a blessing for the picture thing being down…

 

[Putembk]

Aha Oosic. I’ve seen Oosic before and have actually held an Oosic boner in my hand.

How big was it

 

[moose eater]

How big was it

Why do I hear David Letterman's voice in my head when I read that?

 

[Putembk]

All this penis talk..... thinking I walked into the wrong bar....

 

[unclefishstick]

All this penis talk..... thinking I walked into the wrong bar....

it seemed more science-y than saying "giant whale cock"

 

[Putembk]

Why do I hear David Letterman's voice in my head when I read that?

I was a Leno guy.

 

[unclefishstick]

Typically the oosik is in reference to a walrus.

Ripley's has a surprisingly readable article about a huge fossilized specimen, including the historical uses, as a seal club, or a sharpened tool, etc.

Stories | Ripley's Believe It or Not! | Aquariums, Attractions, Museums

Visit our Ripley’s Believe It or Not! aquariums and attractions, today. Immerse yourself in a world of wonder and create memories with your friends and family.

www.ripleys.com

seemed less wordy than "sea mammal internal boner bone"

 

[SubGirl]

How big was it

My memory might fail me some but I remember it being about 10” long a bit curved with a knob at one end. About 50 cent piece in dia. It was for sale at a knife show it was expensive I remember but I don’t know how much. It was over 40 years ago so there is that…

 

[moose eater]

My memory might fail me some but I remember it being about 10” long a bit curved with a knob at one end. About 50 cent piece in dia. It was for sale at a knife show it was expensive I remember but I don’t know how much. It was over 40 years ago so there is that…

At the moment, the inventory offered at the link I posted above, indicates that their large size oosiks in inventory are 23" long.

The larger specimen in the article from Ripley's was supposedly measured at 40"

I told my wife that, like everything else that's harvested in Alaska for profit, whether king crabs, or sockeye salmon, or whatever, it's all getting smaller in size.

Humorous but true.

 

[Sun&Soil]

Phallophobia here. I'll come back after this topic ends

Coondick Does he have a sister @SubGirl I got to know her name...

Either I'm really baked or I'm still immature cause I can't stop laughing. I saw a humpback bone dick once and Bull dick walking sticks but that is as close to dick as I've ever been

Sorry about all the emojis but I'm still can't stop laughing