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Hand rubbed Charas with upto 75-80% resin to plant matter ratio, usually qualifies for super crea tm. It has an extremely sticky and malleable texture which is hard to handle without getting it everywhere and it costs nearly $15- 20 /gm
Malana Valley "Super Cream"

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This type of charas typically consists of a semi-malleable texture which can get a little hard in colder temperatures because of being a homogeneous mix of nearly 50-70% resin to plant matter ratio. This type of charas is preferred by most of the chillum smokers because of a handy texture and being a little pocket friendly as well in comparison to the s uper cream.
1st cream medium quality Charas. The farmers make all of this

Solvent extraction

Ice extraction is also performed in the winter when ice is near the mountains.They rate it as the lowest grade

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[Dime]

Undomesticated Landrace Variety from Central Kashmir (Pulwama Distt.) Close to 80+% plants express Colours during the late and early part of the flowering cycle, in the local undomesticated/Wild population. Which grows out unattended in and around the Farmed Cannabis and can be recognized easily by a weak/feeble stature but produces an amazingly high amount of resin on the small flowers, giving it a whitish appearance at times. The resin smells extremely sweet leaning heavily towards grape candy, and berries with a small percentage towards the sweet/citrusy side.

 

[Unca Walt]

I was in Army when Carter was president.

My first commander-in-chief was Dwight D. Eisenhower. <-- TINS, Pilgrims.

 

[Unca Walt]

I told my anesthesiologist smoked on my last colonoscopy ……bad idea! Guy started lecturing me so loud everybody in the whole fargin building heard…..I won’t make that mistake again.

I would have called that punk's fat mouth and raised him and my voice.

I would have made sure everyone in the place heard that this dude was behind the curve in learning his profession: A Board Certified doctor's call on using weed was that it was a great help, not a yakking-point from ignorant people. I would have asked him if he also believed women should not have the vote, and if he also still believed weed was a guaranteed gateway to heroin.

I am the absolute wrong mutha to piss off in public. I would have informed him and anyone in earshot that the rest of the people in earshot know that "Reefer Madness" was NOT a documentary, and that since he was apparently vocally ignorant on this matter, I feel I had to take him out of 1937.

This would have been communicated loudly enough that he would have to STFU and never bring it up again with anyone, patient or otherwise.

I tend not to take prisoners.

 

[Unca Walt]

Well all I know is……Clint Eastwood has…..Kicked more ass……Drank More Beer ……and Banged More Quiff than ALL OF US SONS A BITCHES PUT TOGETHER…..

(*sigh*) A weird thing: I have no idea what it would be like to furgle another woman. I am a virgin once removed. <-- Correction: I am a virgin who had his virginity torn from him by a gorgeous, snow-skinned, intellectually brilliant redheaded beauty.

Thousands of times over 66 years.