The Original O'l Farts Club.

[dogzter]

Pan Mai and the screeching cat killers?

 

[Putembk]

That made me curious, so Googled Country with highest teen age pregnacy and found the following:

Teenage Pregnancy Rates by Country 2024

worldpopulationreview.com

In 2022, at 54 per 1000 births, Mexico was higher than the US which was 15/1000, the UK at 10/1000, and Canada at 7/1000.

Worth looking at the site for 15 to 19 year old teenage birthrate for the rest of the countries, but looks like Mali wins the title at 148/1000.

I hope none of them are mine…..

 

[jokerman]

that makes to much sense

no , the boneheads will just burn it

48 degrees here and rain…high temp today is 49

Swede and I cleared brush yesterday , in light rain

people have to work in the rain out here or nothing would get done

working in the rain goes against my lifestyle

back in the day on the job , if there was any rain , we drew a 36” inch circle and if there was 18 raindrops in the circle , we went home and the went fishing

and drank a lot of coffee


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nice melons

 

[Unca Walt]

that makes to much sense

no , the boneheads will just burn it

48 degrees here and rain…high temp today is 49

Swede and I cleared brush yesterday , in light rain

people have to work in the rain out here or nothing would get done

working in the rain goes against my lifestyle

back in the day on the job , if there was any rain , we drew a 36” inch circle and if there was 18 raindrops in the circle , we went home and the went fishing

and drank a lot of coffee


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MELONS!

...Is the message.

 

[BumSplodgeBrownPants]

That whole family has short eyes and should be held to account.

Hi Dog!

Short eyes?

I know that that Andrew bloke is a bit of a noncey one too by all accounts. And he's in with a Chinese spy to boot!

 

[Unca Walt]

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Like we useta say: There It Is.

 

[bigsur51]

MELONS!

...Is the message.

isn’t there a cabaret in Paris called the Melon Rouge?…

 

[Unca Walt]

Howdy OFs!

I’ve been for X-rays and a CT scan this morning, trying to find the cause of my terminal flatulence.

Now I’m cross eyed getting seeds out of buds. I cut my losses after all the power cuts we’ve had and decided to get the tent down before Xmas… The open pollination went well though.

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4 down, 2 to go.
Lots of Durban going on, lemony anise with an undertone of farts, but that maybe me.

Have fun all!

I think that dye they injected me with has made me a bit wonky.

That may as well have been written in ancient Sumerian. A language no one other than a Sumerian knows.

 

[Gray Wolf]

I hope none of them are mine…..

I trust you take Safe Sex measures when having sex with underage girls?

 

[dogzter]

Hi Dog!

Short eyes?

I know that that Andrew bloke is a bit of a noncey one too by all accounts. And he's in with a Chinese spy to boot!

Pedophile leaning for polite company.

 

[Unca Walt]

isn’t there a cabaret in Paris called the Melon Rouge?…


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I've actually been there. It is a little place. My Witchie-poo and himself walked in this sloping entrance and were looking around a coupla minutes. I wandered out about five steps ahead of her -- and there across the street on the second floor was a gorgeous low-mileage honey in a lace bra leaning out smiling and waving at me.

Then Herself come down the path, and the adorable darling upstairs ducked in and away. This tickled my Schnee-witch to no end.

My Moulin Rouge story.

 

[Putembk]

I trust you take Safe Sex measures when having sex with underage girls?

I feel safe….what are you talking about about?

 

[Unca Walt]

I trust you take Safe Sex measures when having sex with underage girls?

Yeah: Follow Sergeant Bilko's Shouted Order: "ELBOWS ONLY!!!"

 

[Gray Wolf]

I feel safe….what are you talking about about?

Just wondering why you were just hoping you had no children from teenage mothers in 2022 or 2024.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Yeah: Follow Sergeant Bilko's Shouted Order: "ELBOWS ONLY!!!"

Or good sense and deeply admire but not touch!

 

[Unca Walt]

Just wondering why you were just hoping you had no children from teenage mothers in 2022 or 2024.

Lordy, I hope so too. Especially since I haven't furgled any teenagers this millennium.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Lordy, I hope so too. Especially since I haven't furgled any teenagers this millennium.

I'm trying to give it up too!

 

[Countryboy]

Morning folks! For once I was glad of an early morning offer to buy my house, cause I'd set my alarm to PM. Spent the morning straightening out CD's. Now I'm going to have cake and orange juice and make up some sleep.

peace

 

[BumSplodgeBrownPants]

That may as well have been written in ancient Sumerian. A language no one other than a Sumerian knows.

Hi Walt!

Words weren't my strong point at school, I was more a numbers kid but only up to 10, I ran out of fingers after that. If they'd have let me take my shoes and socks off I could have counted up to 22.
Latin put me in good stead for grasping most European languages though, but I still managed to tell a cashier in France I loved her and a pharmacist that I needed something for my eggs... (instead of eyes).

Oh, and telling a Spanish policeman "Thanks beautiful!" after he'd given us directions.


I had a pack of seeds with "Durban" written on it, popped them and had 3 males and 3 females. I left them to get jiggy with it and after we had the high winds and days with no power recently, I decided to not let them finish up (they had another 6 weeks of flower left) and I harvested the seeds now so that I can get the tent that they are in down and the room cleaned up ready for Xmas.
What's interesting is out of the 3 ladies, 1 is loaded with seeds, 2 is an average amount and number 3 plant has about 3 dozen seeds on her. She was the wildest looking plant there, very feral and obviously didn't like the male advances on her.

I now have 3 plants in my little cupboard that are a week away from chopping down, so i'm letting them finish and I'll be alright for dope for the next 12 months off them. They seemed to handle the power cuts with ease.

Cheers dude!

 

[Countryboy]

Unless you’re our king who was 29 when he met a 16 year old Diana. He got mummy’s crown.

Elvis was 24 when he met 14 year old Priscilla

Elvis Met Priscilla Presley When She Was A Freshman In High School

He was 10 years her senior.

www.womenshealthmag.com