The Original O'l Farts Club.
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He is in ICU his BP was low so I called an ambo. I couldn't get him in the car he was too weak. They tested him. He has covid and pneumonia. On top of the other crap like cancer and afib diminished lung capacity due yo scar tissue. Thanks to a drink driver
If ya can't depend on your spouse in that kind of situation, who can you trust? What if it's like the last time I picked up a hitch-hiker? I don't want to hear,'I just got my nails done'. I want her grabbing shovels, quick-lime, etc...
Yarddog
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Well… it was one of those 3 lb bagsMy first observation of that comment was who has a bag of M&Ms open thats not empty
I’ll admit I can eat a whole family bag of peanut m&m’s in one sittingMy first observation of that comment was who has a bag of M&Ms open thats not empty
Yarddog
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I’m picky about how comes into my house. I’m going to need you to recant that statement.I was gonna guess doobers ass.
Bet he sucked more dick for dope than partyboobs did for fun.
See joe a slight modification and I made that joke work ok.
Yarddog
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I’ve done that with stuff and never ever would I eat it again. Key lime cake. Nope. I’ll die before I eat it. Ate most of a cake once in one sitting. My God I was sick for two days after that. Peppermint Pattie’s.I’ll admit I can eat a whole family bag of peanut m&m’s in one sitting
Skittles
Certain alcohols. Of course now I just don’t drink.
Much easier and a lot less trash than opening 42 of those trick or treat size bags stole From the kids tho…Well… it was one of those 3 lb bags
I’m a glutton for punishment.
hahaha, all the halloween candy would be gone by this point
time to check whats in the trunk :3
You might ruin the surprise…
Yes - gluttony has put paid to many a good soul - eat little and often - making sure the food is not full of red40 - and a whole host of other toxic processed food additives - if you can bother to read the packet - and understand it
- it'll help - Honestly - I was just taste testing - and took a little nibble off all of them - the chocolate panacotta was the best -
Only a nibble?Yes - gluttony has put paid to many a good soul - eat little and often - making sure the food is not full of red40 - and a whole host of other toxic processed food additives - if you can bother to read the packet - and understand it
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Honestly - I was just taste testing - and took a little nibble off all of them - the chocolate panacotta was the best -
wowzers!
does she like chocolate and peanut butter?
Maybe 20 years ago in Manila due to being sold an unclean room - then complaining about it - this hotel chain made me a member of The Horizon Club - as a way to say sorry - so ever since - when I stay at one of their hotels - I get the Horizon Club privileges - so every day - I can go there on the 24th floor and eat/drink and be merry - with a lovely view over Bangkok - free of charge - and my silence over that episode 20 years ago has certainly paid off -
dogzter
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