The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Putembk]

I’d bet the only appliances you can run is the tv and vacuum cleaner. That’s Mr sub anyways

I’m not allowed to touch the TV and I sleep with MY vacuum cleaner….

 

[Dime]

 

[oldfogey8]

I don’t think they are funny…..

Seriously dude, try watching them. It is hilarious in an ‘up is down, gender is a social construct’ type of way. The simmering anger and disbelief is just icing on the cake.

 

[SubGirl]

I’m not allowed to touch the TV and I sleep with MY vacuum cleaner….

My man is the jam on a vacuum cleaner. Way better than me. He gets all the nooks and crannies

 

[SubGirl]

I’m not allowed to touch the TV and I sleep with MY vacuum cleaner….

I’m sure there is a joke there but I won’t attempt it…

 

[Countryboy]

Evening folks! It was a lovely day in these parts. I'm home from picking up dinner, drinking a cup of coffee and smoking a joint. I'll be switching to beer shortly. Not much on the agenda, might watch my cousins call the game. It depends on if K gets the remote 1st.

peace

 

[Putembk]

I’m sure there is a joke there but I won’t attempt it…

I dare you

 

[Putembk]

My man is the jam on a vacuum cleaner. Way better than me. He gets all the nooks and crannies

I hate the “under the bed “ attachment…

 

[Putembk]

I did my man-ly thing today by doing my winter due diligence getting the boat put to bed. Ton of leaves need attention if the snow melts soon. Think I’ll just sit here and smoke…..

 

[Countryboy]

I'm wearing Obsession I feel like a million bucks. Took a shower and put on clean clothes and feeling good. I didn't know it but Obsession was Calvin Klein's breakthrough scent in 1985. My ex from Greece liked it. I usually wear Old Spice now. Didn't shave! Can get on that soon. Laundry needs to be done. I'll start that soon. Been laying off eating the past few days, not much of an appetite. Could make some fettuccine tonight and use that bottle of Alfredo sauce. Meatballs would be a nice addition but this isn't The Ritz. There's not even a rat named Rizzo. Might have some crackers and cheese. Ravioli is an option as well. What's everyone else eating tonight? Anyone going to watch football? Too late for me, probably. Have a great evening everyone I love you all!

I've worn Obsession for 45 years.

 

[Countryboy]

more I think about this ,are you sure it was aliens?

It's ALWAYS aliens:

 

[Countryboy]

mostly dumbo or big ears as a kid

then I out grew them , just like that birthmark by my right temple

this must be around 3-4th grade?..




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My daughter had hearing problems as a child. He asked if anyone in the family had deformed ears and the ex asked, 'like what'?' and he pointed at me.
FYI-I was called 'elephant ears'.

 

[Gray Wolf]

I’d bet the only appliances you can run is the tv and vacuum cleaner. That’s Mr sub anyways

 

[Countryboy]

subby, even made a joke about me being vertically challenged the other day. ……I think I will move in with Doobler….

And share bunk-beds or are ya'll 'closer' than that?

 

[Countryboy]

I dare you

Careful with the vacuum cleaner or it'll be an interesting trip to the emergency-room

 

[hamstring]

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You have to push the primer bulb three times first.

 

[Putembk]

And share bunk-beds or are ya'll 'closer' than that?

FFS…I ask for that….fk u fred….

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I've worn Obsession for 45 years.

I'd say that you were obsessed with it then -

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Careful with the vacuum cleaner or it'll be an interesting trip to the emergency-room

Ya - keep it away from any open pants leg - best thing to do is to tuck your pants/trousers in ya socks when vacuuming - just for safeties sake -

 

[Countryboy]

I'd say that you were obsessed with it then -

You're a 'punny' guy