The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Putembk]

That squirt gun was Made in China.......Careful it might blow up in your hand......

 

[The KLF]

I don't like to talk politics cause it's divisive and ya aren't going to change anyone's mind, but I will say I'm glad we won't hear about taxing unrealized gains for a while,
That is all.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Was on an aeroplane yesterday - and this was in the in-flight magazine - looks to me like they've found a cheaper and easier way - to act like Keef Richards -

They've got one I.V. bag for sale called 'Celebrity Secret' - lol - now who's gonna want to put some purple liquid into their veins - and when asking what's in it - is told - 'It's a secret?' -

 

[RequiredUsername]

(is it safe to come out yet???)

Wait here for help

 

[The KLF]

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Was on an aeroplane yesterday - and this was in the in-flight magazine - looks to me like they've found a cheaper and easier way - to act like Keef Richards -

They've got one I.V. bag for sale called 'Celebrity Secret' - lol - now who's gonna want to put some purple liquid into their veins - and when asking what's in it - is told - 'It's a secret?' -

Does that stuff come in suppository form? Asking for a friend...

 

[RequiredUsername]

What did you just say.....

Yeah, you can use it.

 

[RequiredUsername]

Better luck next time brother. You had my vote. You are just ahead of your time. Hizope!

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Does that stuff come in suppository form? Asking for a friend...

Not yet - but it's in the works - <scratches his arse> the factory is too busy right now cranking out its latest product - 'Liberating Tears' - only currently available in an I.V. bag - they are hoping that they can get a few hundred thousand tons of it into the USA - before the new POTUS slaps a huge tarrif on it -

 

[oldfogey8]

I was wondering if it's kevlar

I didn’t know they make them out of Kevlar. I think it is fiberglass. If I need a Kevlar canoe, I am in the wrong kind of watercraft…

 

[oldfogey8]

The wife was using the recepticle and she was trimming the dogs using some heavy shears and cut the cord somehow.........she is very talented like that.
I can see the wiring downstairs and it’s fine the connections are all solid so gonna swap and put a meter on it and see how she blows.

Trimming those coats could probably overload a sawmill saw…

 

[oldfogey8]

They always say that but NOBODY ever leaves.....pussies. We don't want you here......China would love to have you.

China already OWNS them(or in some cases P Diddy does)…

 

[oldfogey8]

Guess who they voted for

They voted for who they were told to vote for

 

[oldfogey8]

Freedom?

Free stuff

 

[Unca Walt]

The only way they can save face is to move out, but I’m pretty sure that’s not going to happen… They lie like most of democrats do…not all dems are crooks like Schumer and his dual citizenship cronies… The economy will not be turned around overnight, but I have faith in DONALD

IMO you should not be able to hold Federal office if you have a dual citizenship. <-- On the face of it, the obvious problem is the granting of a possible belligerent to have voting rights in Congress.

Insanity.

 

[Unca Walt]

After lunch, I fired up the lift and drove it out to the front and got realwith my chainsaw. I’m good for a few hours climbing up and down in the lift and wielding the chainsaw so I am done for the day… I’m sure I could push myself for a few more hours, but at this point in my life, I don’t see the point… I know that if I went back out there, Subbie would give me a hard time

I oughta give you a hard time anyway. Just days ago, you could barely move. Jeez.

Sounds like a fargin lumberjack/dozer driving day to me...

 

[RequiredUsername]

IMO you should not be able to hold Federal office if you have a dual citizenship. <-- On the face of it, the obvious problem is the granting of a possible belligerent voting rights in Congress. Insanity.

I wanted to renounce my citizenship, but I found out to do so would cost about 2500 bucks. Eritrea is another country that charges its citizens to give up their citizenship. Cant really think of another....

 

[oldfogey8]

IMO you should not be able to hold Federal office if you have a dual citizenship. <-- On the face of it, the obvious problem is the granting of a possible belligerent voting rights in Congress. Insanity.

I would add that renouncing an existing dual citizenship should not count. Fidelity to one country only without gaming the system. Campaign finance also needs to be reformed. No lobbyists and no cushy jobs at companies aided by legislation directly for a period of time after leaving office(say 2 or 3 years though I know that could be tricky)…

 

[Unca Walt]

I don't like to talk politics cause it's divisive and ya aren't going to change anyone's mind, but I will say I'm glad we won't hear about taxing unrealized gains for a while,
That is all.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I oughta give you a hard time anyway. Just days ago, you could barely move. Jeez.

Sounds like a fargin lumberjack/dozer driving day to me...

That got me Unc - the word LUMBERJACK - is inextricably linked - in my mind - to this song - so now and probably forever - I will see Boo - as a LUMBERJACK -

 

[The KLF]

Not yet - but it's in the works - <scratches his arse> the factory is too busy right now cranking out its latest product - 'Liberating Tears' - only currently available in an I.V. bag - they are hoping that they can get a few hundred thousand tons of it into the USA - before the new POTUS slaps a huge tarrif on it -

I guess my friend will have to boof it.