The Original O'l Farts Club.

[The KLF]

Did anyone read Aristotle????

Yeah, but I prefer the words Plato put in Socrates' mouth.

 

[Dime]

Going to make it a kinda day like this song

He made good movies, so did his daughter

 

[Gray Wolf]

Sooooo two missionaries were captured by a cannibalistic tribe and the Chief gave them a choice between Ungawa and death.

The first missionary picked Ungawa and was repeatedly raped by the male members of the tribe until he finally died.

Seeing that, the second missionary picked death, to which the Chief announced, "OK, death by Ungawa!"

 

[Farmer John]

Sooooo two missionaries were captured by a cannibalistic tribe and the Chief gave them a choice between Ungawa and death.

The first missionary picked Ungawa and was repeatedly raped by the male members of the tribe until he finally died.

Seeing that, the second missionary picked death, to which the Chief announced, "OK, death by Ungawa!"

A classic!!!

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Yes with election day and I also am running for mayor of my block

Do you get to do crossing-guard (lollipop lady or man) duties?

 

[The KLF]

Morning folks! Busy day ahead. For the Americans out there who haven't made it to the polls, vote early and often!
peace

 

[jokerman]

Do you get to do crossing-guard (lollipop lady or man) duties?

I hire those peeps

 

[Gray Wolf]

I hire those peeps

Is the pay good? Asking for a friend.

 

[jokerman]

Reparations would be nice. I'm sure my family lost some valuable chattel during the War of Northern Aggression.

It was for the greater good

 

[Gray Wolf]

It was for the greater good

As defined by the winner.

 

[jokerman]

As defined by the winner.

If we all won yes.
We all won

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

If we all won yes.
We all won

Ahh - ya gotta lose hard - before you can really enjoy WINNING

 

[SubGirl]

Dont need one ,I wear the shoes.

These shoes?

 

[bigsur51]

good morning

To anybody I offended in 2024
please work on yourself so I don’t have to do it again in 2025

 

[Dime]

 

[Yarddog]

Guy I went to school with got locked up last year for child molestation. Lucky for society he thought it wise to take that to a jury trial in our small town. They came back with three consecutive life sentences plus fifty years. Filthy trash. I can’t make up my mind if I would kill quickly and move on or torture until he begged for death.
Bastard gave the girl HIV too. She was fifteen. Her grandfather killed himself in 2019 right before his molestation charge against the girl. She was eleven at the time.
I hate to say it, but in hindsight he was always different. Shoulda got culled a long time ago. There was an accusation in 2007 but charges were dropped before trial.

 

[Dime]

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

mornin’ folks…

Taco Tuesday…..
creative pumpkin award…..

ganj on…

 

[dogzter]

@The KLF I really owe you a apology for the lindsey graham shit,I am sorry.
I got him confused with the Louisiana senator john kennedy.
That's the guy you sound like not lindsey graham ffs.........really sorry about that.

 

[giggy]

Morning everybody, be sure and use your right to vote. Hope all are well, dealing with morning sweats which suck. Was fine till my feet touched the floor. Getting old ain't as fun as I thought it would be.