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HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
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Grew up with 2 apple trees and I would fuk somebody up for picking an apple.
My Mother made the best apple pie with crisco and one good apple thrown was one less for pie.
I didnt like that and used violence to discourage anyone having that idea
I didn't have to worry about that, the apple tree in my grandma's yard had been around for quite a long time and was fairly large. It produced significantly more fruit then I could ever eat in pies and/or dumplings. Plus my grandma lived in a fairly respectful neighborhood and people just didn't go into other people's yards and help themselves to whatever was growing there. They would ask first if they wanted anything and my grandma would usually comply unless for some reason she didn't like the person, which was almost never the case. The apples in her yard grew abundtly and there was more then enough to share. Another thing my grandma would make from the apples was her own homemade apple sauce which she would jar up and preserve. It too was delicious but my fond memories focused just on her apple pies and dumplings. 😋
 
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HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
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Hi Hempkat, no sensitive nerve was touched on over the post. Sometimes my words don't always come out the way intended. I can't remember the specifics of the post but nothing jumps out at me as being emotionally disturbing. I was probably just stating a fact without any emotion attached to it, just a personal observation.
I was having issues around my thinking yesterday, like last night at bedtime, I always adjust the furnace temps and at bedtime I'm looking at the thermostat and for the life of me I couldn't think of what I turn it to. I get frustrated when my brain won't do what I want it to. Yesterday I was getting frustrated over the soil I have to mix today because of the uncertainty.

Rained last night, will clear up no and is suppose to be sunny and a high of 11C. Then three days of rain.
No worries, you just pointed out that for some people not all family is thought of fondly or in a loving way whch is unfortunately a sad reality many of have/had to live with and in those cases good friends or even beloved pets can be even dearer to us then family. Ideally that shouldn't be the case. Ideally the hierarchy of relationships should be family first, then good friends and beloved pets competing for second place with everything/everyone else after that.

I remember in the past you mentioning that some of your family relationships were less then ideal (at least I think it was you) and so thought that was maybe the sensitive nerve my comment may have triggered.
 

HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
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I can remember when there were no televisions.

I remember the first one to show up in Wynnewood, OK, which had about a 5" screen and was part of a radio, record changer, TV combination purchased by one of the local well to do folks.

The second TV in town was purchased by an elder couple and was a 13" Motorola. Dad purchased that TV used from them, along with a tall, masted antenna which we had to rotate to pick up different stations clearly, of which there were only three or four that we could reach.
I don't remember the brand nor am I sure it was our first one but the oldest TV in my memory banks was a consule unit that was about 4-5 feet long and about 3 feet tall. It had a decent sized black and white TV in the center with s large speaker (woofer tweeter combo, on either side. The top left side had a lif that raised up to reveal a record player and the radio tuner. To sort of give it a date the oldest thing I could remember watching on it was when JFK was shot in Texas. I was only a little over 3 years old at the time so I'm surprized I even remember it. I didn't understand it at the time but I remember everyone watching it and being very sad. Other memories of that console was that is where my mother would play our Christmas Carol Albums and Frank Sinatra when she just wanted to have music while she did housework. It had the obligatory rabbit ear attennas on top which were connected to the typical rooftop antenna. There was also a small round antenna for UHF channels. at the time we had 4 channels, channel 5 was what would be called Fox News and then there was ABC, CBS and NBC on the main antenna and then the UHF picked up just one channel which was channel 20 I believe?
 

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
Premium user
Chores are done. I am beat and limping. That always happens when Mrs Pute pushes me to the limit. Ha ha!

Gonna sit on the couch for a bit and regroup.

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BumSplodgeBrownPants

Well-known member
Howdy OFs! How are you all? Behaving?

It's 7;17pm and I've just had my 1st vape of the day.
My head seems to want to float away to mars, but my body is weighing it down.
So I just thought I'd check in while I was having a moment. 😂 Man this dope is a bit pokey. It's a BSHW cross with a Mexican apparently.


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I have 3 out of 6 female Durbans and 3 out of 6 male Durbans, so I'm off to try and pot the pot up and probably make a terrible mess in that back bedroom. 🤪 The males have hit the light that's at 6 foot and they're only in 1litre pots. But I only need them for another week, then I'll chop their nuts off and kill them.

Have fun all!
 

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
Veteran
After I got back from the funeral, I decided to lay down because I was physically and mentally beat. I just got up and Ivan got up with me and he found a black snake out on the porch, he does not like snakes, but he’s smart enough not to go after them… as far as funeral possessions go this one was quite impressive. There were 18 Harley motor patrol cops, six brand new suburbans for the family and then the entourage behind him. My buddy was buried at the Florida national cemetery with all of his brothers from World War II. Hopefully those will be the last years I shed for a long time.
 

SubGirl

Well-known member
Premium user
420club
After I got back from the funeral, I decided to lay down because I was physically and mentally beat. I just got up and Ivan got up with me and he found a black snake out on the porch, he does not like snakes, but he’s smart enough not to go after them… as far as funeral possessions go this one was quite impressive. There were 18 Harley motor patrol cops, six brand new suburbans for the family and then the entourage behind him. My buddy was buried at the Florida national cemetery with all of his brothers from World War II. Hopefully those will be the last years I shed for a long time.
Tears are not so bad, especially when they come from the heart. 💕
 

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
Premium user
Howdy OFs! How are you all? Behaving?

It's 7;17pm and I've just had my 1st vape of the day.
My head seems to want to float away to mars, but my body is weighing it down.
So I just thought I'd check in while I was having a moment. 😂 Man this dope is a bit pokey. It's a BSHW cross with a Mexican apparently.


coroca-keanu-reeves.gif


I have 3 out of 6 female Durbans and 3 out of 6 male Durbans, so I'm off to try and pot the pot up and probably make a terrible mess in that back bedroom. 🤪 The males have hit the light that's at 6 foot and they're only in 1litre pots. But I only need them for another week, then I'll chop their nuts off and kill them.

Have fun all!
Fargin stoner…
 

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
Veteran
I pinched a nerve in my lower back today. Must have done it while washing windows. If I move just wrong it takes my breath away. Probably last a day or so.

Smoking my first bowl of the day.
A pinched nerve will certainly light you up if you hit it the right way Pute, good luck with your back. I have my procedure on the 12th. I am really looking forward to getting part of my life back…
 

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
Premium user
A pinched nerve will certainly light you up if you hit it the right way Pute, good luck with your back. I have my procedure on the 12th. I am really looking forward to getting part of my life back…
what ate they gonna do to your back Boo. My pinched nerve is temporary….I hope your procedure is successful.

I am scheduled to meet with my back issues in December. Jury is still out on getting a second steroid shot in my spine. I am actually doing ok.
 

Littleleaf

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Good point ….sometimes I feel like I have a 40 lb weight strapped to my azz.
Gravity is a fickle btch. She gets me when I get really stoned and won't let me get out of my recliner.... :whistling:

I've been really fortunate to not ever had back/spine problems or hurt it. Lots of broken ribs. Now pore Blondy she's got a bad spine from riding horses with having un-diagnosed scoliosis. I feel your pain as I see it every day. :cry:

Got most of what needed to get done today. Even with the wind.

Been under a red flag fire alert all day. Gusts been up to 50mph. A freaking dust storm too from being so dry. Had to close the windows and doors to keep the dust out. Hot in here ATM. They say the rain is coming. We'll see.

Honey chicken with rice on the table. :headbange
 

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
Veteran
Is your back what is causing your heavy feeling legs ???
it contributes Kev but I'm told I have really poor blood flow to my femoral arteries so they plan to put stents in to resolve the issue...same doc installed 260mm. 5 years ago...Mom was a walking disaster with her health and it seems she blessed me as she passed them down to me...they found an embolism near my heart which has caused commotion in the office...now a heart surgeon is being called in after I get a zillion more tests...seems they want to deal with that first...I'm way past the confused state right now...who gets what tests...insanity...
 
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