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SubGirl

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420club
How did you get banned?
The MPs ask me and the woman that slapped me in the face to never come back. That was good enough for me. Long story short on a lunch break as 3rd year apprentice another crew insulation workers got their girl to pick a fight with me on a dare which I didn’t know at the time. She came over while we were eating in the dining hall and dumped my plate of food on my tray. I’d never seen the woman before ever and was not a fighter by any means. I stood up and she asked me what I was gonna do about it. All my guys just sat there waiting on a girl fight with no help until the MPs came and told the story to them. I told her I thought she owed me another lunch and about the time I got the word lunch out of my mouth, she slapped me a crossed the face. It was loud and stung like hell. All I can remember after that is her coming at me again so I roundhouse kicked her in the solar plexus knocking her down taking the wind out of her. As soon as she fell, I grabbed my bag and was leaving when the MPs stopped me for questioning They talked to my guys who told them the story of how she started it and none of us knew her and I guess the red hand mark still on my face helped sell the story but I was asked never to return to that dining hall again. It’s the only time besides fighting with my brother as a kid that I had ever been in a real fight. And the last time too I may add… so far anyways. 🤪. I hope I don’t need that roundhouse kick again, I don’t think I got it in me…
 

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
Veteran
You have that Roundhouse kick in you Subbie, I guarantee you could muster the energy at the need of rose. I’ve been in more than my share of fights in my time, and I look back at almost all of them with a smile on my face… I’m pretty sure those days aren’t over, considering the way there’s so many assholes in the world who just feel like pushing buttons…
 

jokerman

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Premium user
I have a boat.....and I have a truck to pull it.....

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damm
 

CaptainLucky

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I saw Pure Prarie League opening for ZZ Topp. Back in the crazy days where you bought a ticket to get in the Arena. Then it was every man for himself. A big trampling at a Who concert ended that insanity. i guess they have done away with the pyrotechnics in large degree for safety reasons. Ever see that clip of the Who when they over loaded the explosives put in the bass drum? i forget which member was standing in front of it and got blown down from the blast.
That Great White concert was what did away with pyrotechnics. That was terrible, I met the lead singer in Fl. at a festival and he was a nice dude. CL🍀
 

Gypsy Nirvana

Recalcitrant Reprobate -
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BJJ classes weed out a-holes which seems to make learning the art so special. In Gabe’s gym, it was like one big happy family. He is a really good man not just a skilled black belt. I rolled with him once in an intro class. I have never felt more helpless…😂
This first class - I sat thru and just watched how the 2 instructors managed it all - how they interacted with the 12-15 year old age group - and was impressed - the atmosphere they created was positive but disciplined -
They didnt chastise or shout at anyone - so the vibe was cool - and the kids were well behaved - followed instructions well - all in all - looked like a good place to learn to grapple - so we will return there next Saturday -

This - 'To flush or not to flush' argument - has been going on for as long as I can remember - my plants grow outside under the sun and rain - so get flushed every time we have a downpour - which can last for days -
 
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Unca Walt

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420club
Attention
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@Unca Walt

UncaWalt100 sounds cool






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@bigsur51 -- Please show this to the guys there. I am really touched by the folks' comments, and they need to see just WFT is happening. Youse guys simply do not know the level of impervious metal guarding GIM3 from my presence. Let me explain, then show the latest:

1. I did NOTHING to get off GIM3. It just refused to allow me on one day after I had been posting for some considerable time (42 posts, wasn't it). Then one day: *poof*

2. So I re-signed up. And instead of Unca Walt as the poster (like it used to be for the first 40-odd posts), the haunted software posted my email address as my handle. While I make no secret of my email address, no way is that going to be my handle. I posted two posts with my new forced-by-glitched-software handle. Yup, my email was being posted instead of "Unca Walt". I pointed this out in my last post(s) there at GIM3 and asked for help in that last post because no matter what I did, I could not change it.

3. Each person reading #2 will, I have zero doubt, agree they would not want having their handle changed to their email address either. Everybody nod your heads.

4. So today I went through all the steps already described in my previous wailings. I must have awoken an evil spirit. They upped the ante.

Well, Pilgrims of GIM3, take a dekko at the latest twist in the underdrawers of the software. You say I should use register using Unca Walt100 as my handle. While that would remove me from active level in extending my world record of one handle - and one handle alone - since the Internet was born, I was prepared to sacrifice extending that world record. (*sob*) But I would like to get back to friends there.

Here is a screenshot. Note the red lettering -- they've moved interference up a notch. Now they do not even want to talk to me:


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But wait, ya say... That dum ole Unca Walt is trying to REGISTER. He should just LOGIN, not register.

Of course, Ole Unca Walt went through all this shit months ago. The MF-ing circular lockout is complete. If the pore bastid just tries to LOGIN, guess what the MF-ing circular software wants? Nuthin' difficult. Just the MF-ing PASSWORD. 😵‍💫 🤬

Guess what happens when Unca Walt goes through their circular steps to recover/get a new password? I already posted that sequence to y'all, so just go back and see. CIRCLE.

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PS: There absolutely must be somebody somewhere that can enter everything needed to get yer Unca out of the bottle dungeon. They gotta drop a rope or ladder.

HERE IS THE SEKRIT CODE TO USE TO GET ME BACK ON GIM3 DESPITE SOFTWARE:

The complex password they demand is going to be: GeTTingOld$ucks83 <-- Tell SOMEBODY BESIDES ME** TO SET THIS SEKRIT PASSWORD UP AND I WILL JOIN ALL OF YOU.

ME** being Unca Walt just like I useta be. But I am done circling. Trust me, I have exceeded thirty attempts to get off the merry-go-round of sign-in, but register first, but that name is taken, but that email address is not available, use our temporary password that requires you to register... oh, wait... What the everloving hell??
 
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Unca Walt

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420club
Fck me you need IT support

Isnt there a forgot password option <-- YUP. where you can put in your handle/email and reset your password?

It should auto log you in whereever that is at the same time too. I agree. Software doesn't.

Is it like some IRC system? Inescapable Ridiculous Circle?
You gotta stop at the first line. I am a tad short of IT support and have been begging for it for months. @bigsur51 has been busting his chops, tryna help. So far, we got nada.

ALL other possible options have been tried. If you lookit the screencaps which are ALL THAT IS AVAILABLE TO ME, you will see I have a circle.

Cannot register on the ONLY screen for registering. Cannot sign in on the ONLY screen for signing in. Cannot get a new password without registering. Cannot register because your email is "not available"
 

Gray Wolf

A Posse ad Esse. From Possibility to realization.
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ICMag Donor
Veteran
@bigsur51 -- Please show this to the guys there. I am really touched by the folks' comments, and they need to see just WFT is happening. Youse guys simply do not know the level of impervious metal guarding GIM3 from my presence. Let me explain, then show the latest:

1. I did NOTHING to get off GIM3. It just refused to allow me on one day after I had been posting for some considerable time (42 posts, wasn't it). Then one day: *poof*

2. So I re-signed up. And instead of Unca Walt as the poster (like it used to be for the first 40-odd posts), the haunted software posted my email address as my handle. While I make no secret of my email address, no way is that going to be my handle. I posted two posts with my new forced-by-glitched-software handle. Yup, my email was being posted instead of "Unca Walt". I pointed this out in my last post(s) there at GIM3 and asked for help in that last post because no matter what I did, I could not change it.

3. Each person reading #2 will, I have zero doubt, agree they would not want having their handle changed to their email address either. Everybody nod your heads.

4. So today I went through all the steps already described in my previous wailings. I must have awoken an evil spirit. They upped the ante.

Well, Pilgrims of GIM3, take a dekko at the latest twist in the underdrawers of the software. You say I should use register using Unca Walt100 as my handle. While that would remove me from active level in extending my world record of one handle - and one handle alone - since the Internet was born, I was prepared to sacrifice extending that world record. (*sob*) But I would like to get back to friends there.

Here is a screenshot. Note the red lettering -- they've moved interference up a notch. Now they do not even want to talk to me:


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But wait, ya say... That dum ole Unca Walt is trying to REGISTER. He should just LOGIN, not register.

Of course, Ole Unca Walt went through all this shit months ago. The MF-ing circular lockout is complete. If the pore bastid just tries to LOGIN, guess what the MF-ing circular software wants? Nuthin' difficult. Just the MF-ing PASSWORD. 😵‍💫 🤬

Guess what happens when Unca Walt goes through their circular steps to recover/get a new password? I already posted that sequence to y'all, so just go back and see. CIRCLE.

View attachment 18943050
PS: There absolutely must be somebody somewhere that can enter everything needed to get yer Unca out of the bottle dungeon. They gotta drop a rope or ladder.

HERE IS THE SEKRIT CODE TO USE TO GET ME BACK ON GIM3 DESPITE SOFTWARE:

The complex password they demand is going to be: GeTTingOld$ucks83 <-- Tell SOMEBODY BESIDES ME** TO SET THIS SEKRIT PASSWORD UP AND I WILL JOIN ALL OF YOU.

ME** being Unca Walt just like I useta be. But I am done circling. Trust me, I have exceeded thirty attempts to get off the merry-go-round of sign-in, but register first, but that name is taken, but that email address is not available, use our temporary password that requires you to register... oh, wait... What the everloving hell??
Yet another puzzling episode in the growing Unca Walt legend.

Good morning vintage and classical farts!
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Cloudy with drizzle starting at 37F and predicted to reach 46F.

Started an interesting book named, "Determined", which makes the point that there is no true free will, with all the inclinations from programming our brains get from birth.
 

Unca Walt

Well-known member
420club
Thank you @Unca Walt already have that slip of paper and a crossbow. Crossbows are legal for everyone here in MN now.
Between being a professional trapper and lived off of hunting in my 20's thru 50's, I just don't think I can kill anymore.
Was thinking of buying a Ravin crowboss my existing one is straight out of the Flintstones and old recurve one at that.
Used to survive off the land never really appreciated what I was eating back then till now and I really miss it.

Used to shoot sporting clays, skeet and trap but unfortunately shoulder has had it also.

Blew that out bench pressing and never quite healed correctly I'm using my left hand to help lower my right arm at times. So between all this and wrist wrestling, it's pretty well kapout.
YIKES!

Well then @OleReynard, yer Unca has one last bit of help: Getcher arse the hell outa Minnesota*** The only thing between you and the North Pole is a barbed wire fence... and that's blown down.

I just checked Ventusky.com -- it is 72F outside here right now. Makes a LOT of owies go away. Get down here to Floriduh and catch lobsters (no claws here) by hand. (It is cold in the ocean right now: 77 degrees.)

***"Minnesota" <-- Chippewa Injun word for "Weather sucks -- BIG wampum!"
 
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