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The Original O'l Farts Club.

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
Veteran
You're very cute and cuddly in the morning Boo😊☝️
For the first time in ages, I woke up feeling like I was rested and not beat up with the baseball bat. I didn’t make it out of the bedroom. I saw Ivan laying on the floor, giving me those big brown eyes. I got down on the floor and started to hug on him and he just such a loving puppy, he started my day off well… normally I’m grumpy than hell in the morning… I’m assuming I will be talking to the detectives here today and hopefully be able to put my neighbor in jail eventually…
 

SubGirl

Well-known member
Premium user
420club
For the first time in ages, I woke up feeling like I was rested and not beat up with the baseball bat. I didn’t make it out of the bedroom. I saw Ivan laying on the floor, giving me those big brown eyes. I got down on the floor and started to hug on him and he just such a loving puppy, he started my day off well… normally I’m grumpy than hell in the morning… I’m assuming I will be talking to the detectives here today and hopefully be able to put my neighbor in jail eventually…
Nice to hear that you had a restful night. Hope your day is happy too. You grumpy as hell in the morning? 🤣🤣🤣
 

jokerman

Well-known member
Premium user
For the first time in ages, I woke up feeling like I was rested and not beat up with the baseball bat. I didn’t make it out of the bedroom. I saw Ivan laying on the floor, giving me those big brown eyes. I got down on the floor and started to hug on him and he just such a loving puppy, he started my day off well… normally I’m grumpy than hell in the morning… I’m assuming I will be talking to the detectives here today and hopefully be able to put my neighbor in jail eventually…
Proceed with caution ,
Choose your words carefully and in some instances the less said the better.
The detectives moderately dont give a shit.
Let them know your od boy Dutch gets all fatoots and he is old and feels he cant protect me .
Just my humble opinion.
Now is a good time to engage missiles
PLAY ON YOUR AGE AND YOUR HEALTH CARD
its a crime on a senior citizen ,no matter how ornery you are its stands
 

SubGirl

Well-known member
Premium user
420club
Proceed with caution ,
Choose your words carefully and in some instances the less said the better.
The detectives moderately dont give a shit.
Let them know your od boy Dutch gets all fatoots and he is old and feels he cant protect me .
Just my humble opinion.
Now is a good time to engage missiles
PLAY ON YOUR AGE AND YOUR HEALTH CARD
its a crime on a senior citizen ,no matter how ornery you are its stands
Yes and don’t make any threats in your conversation with them. Like Joe says, play the age card.
 
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