The Original O'l Farts Club.

[SubGirl]

A woman took an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?" He replied, "Aha, you'll know tonight!" At midnight, her husband handed her a small gift-wrapped present. Excited, she opened it quickly, but was even more surprised: In it was a book titled The Meaning of Dreams.

ok that’s it for my dry new years jokes.

 

[kevinn]

Yes one tablespoon baking soda 1\2 teaspoon dawn per gallon sprayed directly on the effected areas.
I am very curious to see how they perform under your conditions.

Can you use when in flower ??

 

[ramblinman]

Well it's still morning here. Hope everybody is having a happy new year. We got black eyed peas, collard greens with hawg jaw, mac & cheese, crackling cornbread and ham hocks for dinner this evening.

 

[SubGirl]

Could throw down on some cracklin’ cornbread and ham hocks

 

[jokerman]

Choose your Woman wisely

 

[jokerman]

Well it's still morning here. Hope everybody is having a happy new year. We got black eyed peas, collard greens with hawg jaw, mac & cheese, crackling cornbread and ham hocks for dinner this evening.

I love Italian food

 

[jokerman]

 

[bigsur51]

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gotta be a cousin to Irene…



at least the dancehall dame who climber her way to the top…

 

[bigsur51]

A man asks his buddy for a cigarette. His friend quips, “I thought you made a New Year's resolution and that you don’t smoke.” The man replied, “I'm in phase one of quitting." Confused, his friend asked, "Phase one?" The man laughed, "Yes. I've quit buying."

keep it up SG and we will soon see you at the Comedy Club….

 

[BrassNwood]

Can you use when in flower ??

I've used high PH water with either Sodium or Potassium Bicarbonate for over 10 years and 4 harvests per year outside. Naturally the Powdery Mildew only gets a real grip mid flower. I've learned to just spray for PM weekly start to finish and rarely see any hint of it.

 

[bigsur51]

FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, MONTRESOR!!!!
@bigsur51

The circular-canceling motherhunching idiot software has a gaping hole innit!!

It DROPPED me off the fargin earth in JUNE. I had long forgotten my password.

Told me I had to put either my email address or my handle in the slot to get a new password.

So I put my email addy in. They gave me a one-time HUGE password. I was back in bidness.

"EXCEPT" one teensy detail: Instead of Unca Walt, my email address got published with each post. I pointed this out in the fukkin posts. So I tried to re-register.

I could light up the site, but I could not post. Had to either register or sign in.

HERE COMES THE CIRCLE

Tried to sign in: "ENTER PASSWORD" <-- Does that sound familiar? I didn't have it!!

Tried to register: "ENTER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS" <-- So I did. The same email address that has been solely used longer than any other email address on the face of the earth. <-- This was posited and proven earlier, but I digress in order to slow my racing heart because of the fukking dsiddfajlas idiot dka

<deep breath>

Tried to register: "ENTER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS" <-- So I did.

The response: "THAT EMAIL ADDRESS IS NOT AVAILABLE"

"ENTER YOUR PASSWORD"

So I go to my bud, Big. He contacts the I.I.C. (Idiot In Charge)

The IIC responds with a parody of W.C. Fields' cure for insomnia:

"Get a good night's sleep."

​

This is the help the IIC gave. It is a perfect truth, but it is the polar opposite to helping:

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"He has two accounts here.
Unca Walt was created on 1/3/2023 (he posted 219 times using this account).
Unca_Walt was created on 6/19/2023 (he has one or two posts under this account).
If he can remember his password for either account, he can log in."
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If I had some ham, I could have ham and eggs... if I had some eggs.

The obvious step now obtains. Big has gotta send this to the helpful guy.

Point out to him that the reason I am in this pickle is because I do not remember the fukking sekrit password.

That is the problem that was born one day in June when I went to sign on, and the fargin software asked me for my fargin password which I do not have.

CIRCLE.

keep yer chin up Unca!…..there is hope!….

 

[Patwillie]

A woodcock came to my house ... super highly rare encounter for my latitude .. I',ve got pics and video of the beautiful bird just 15 ft from my front porch as I had just pissed off the porch and had in one hand a cup of black rifle coffee and the other hand a 12 lb dumbell ... life is good .. and will get better in 2024



.

 

[Unca Walt]

keep yer chin up Unca!…..there is hope!….






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I DID THAT FIVE FARGIN TIMES. IT IS A CIRCULAR DEAD FARGIN END.

I get that screen. I get a huge one-use password in my email. I enter the password.

TAKE A STAB, FOLKS... WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

Well, it pops up a sign-in screen that circles back to the login thing that REJECTS my alabaster ass and tells me to get a new password.

Do it again, they say. <-- That is where I am now. That screen above. AGAIN.

HOW ABOUT THEY WRITE UP ANY OLD PASSWORD THEY FEEL LIKE SPEWING THAT WILL GET ME ON THEIR FRIGGIN SITE?

WITH THEM IN CHARGE OF BREAKING THEIR CIRCULAR PRISON, IT MIGHT JUST GET ME ABLE TO POST SUMPIN' AT LEAST ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE KICKING ME OFF AGAIN.

@bigsur51 -- Wouldja forward this to the top of Sisyphus' Mountain for me?

With the request for them to just pick ANY fargin password at all from out of their sky and use it?

 

[bigsur51]

I DID THAT FIVE FARGIN TIMES. IT IS A CIRCULAR DEAD FARGIN END.

I get that screen. I get a huge one-use password in my email. I enter the password.

TAKE A STAB, FOLKS... WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

Well, it pops up a sign-in screen that circles back to the login thing that REJECTS my alabaster ass and tells me to get a new password.

Do it again, they say. <-- That is where I am now. That screen above. AGAIN.

HOW ABOUT THEY WRITE UP ANY OLD PASSWORD THEY FEEL LIKE SPEWING THAT WILL GET ME ON THEIR FRIGGIN SITE?

WITH THEM IN CHARGE OF BREAKING THEIR CIRCULAR PRISON, IT MIGHT JUST GET ME ABLE TO POST SUMPIN' AT LEAST ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE KICKING ME OFF AGAIN.

@bigsur51 -- Wouldja forward this to the top of Sisyphus' Mountain for me?

With the request for them to just pick ANY fargin password at all from out of their sky and use it?
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I will pass the info along to SongSungAu…

 

[bigsur51]

@Unca Walt

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QUOTE (Spinalcracker @ 1/1/2024, 07:59 PM)
thanks SongSung…I will pass this info to Unca…


You're very welcome. If he can't get his password recovered then Bigfoot may have to get support involved. Hopefully that won't be necessary.



i told Song that it is probably necessary…calling Bigfoot

 

[Putembk]

Bit of a brisk walk today. Would have been fine if the wind wasn't blowing. Ton of people there today.....you would think it is some kind of holiday.

 

[bigsur51]

Bit of a brisk walk today. Would have been fine if the wind wasn't blowing. Ton of people there today.....you would think it is some kind of holiday.

swede and me are getting ready to explore some area of the Big Sansy creek so we will dress appropriately

 

[bigsur51]

coffee , fudge , and cannabis before the walk…priorities ya know

 

[bigsur51]

My Day So Far

2 out of 5 ain’t bad

but hey , it is still early

 

[SubGirl]

Funny I just had the same thing. Dang sweets around the house everywhere