The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Unca Walt]

For everyone who has ever had or given an evaluation - just remember,
it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal
Government employee performance evaluations.

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom
and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered
like a rat in a trap."

5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."

11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

13. "He's been working with glue too much."

14. "He would argue with a signpost."

15. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

16. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

17. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored,
he's the other one."

18. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

19. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

20. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

21. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming."

22. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is
out looking for it."

23. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

24. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

25. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

26. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

27. "One neuron short of a synapse."

28. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

29. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."

30. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"

I have seen a serving officer's evaluation that has stayed with me:

"Tends to become confused when giving conflicting orders."

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

and now for some art to keep the culture aspect of our community healthy….

14th century brooch depicting 3 penises carrying a vagina







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Vagina? - looks like a Mons Venus to me - (the outer furniture/upholstery) -

 

[Putembk]

Morning OFC. Family gathering went well. Now I have to clean up the mess. We clean for hours just to make a mess???

Good to see my son and his wife. I won't bother to mention ping pong....

 

[Unca Walt]

Some humongous PM news for everyone...

We all know the dollar is getting hollowed out. And the economy is in the stank. This is getting through to a lot of people.

A lot of these people are having their silver stored in the safes of huge banking companies. Most, actually.

Well, we all know these banks make money on derivatives. <-- That is a fancy way of saying they backed their bets with the silver they were storing. And they used the same (secretly "borrowed") silver over and over simultaneously in hundreds of ways.

And it works like a charm; as of yesterday, the paper-to-silver rate is 400:1 <-- Remember that derviative number. It means every ounce of silver they are holding for folks has been used 400 times over and it is GONE.

WHEN, not "if" derivatives fail -- as they are most assuredly heading for with the US financial disaster exploding before us...

ONE OUNCE of silver would cost $12,156.

ONE OUNCE of gold would cost $291,250

This is because the derivatives** are real things. And there is simply not enough silver and gold to pay for them as required IN GOLD AND SILVER.

** Derivatives are complex financial contracts based on the value of a group of assets. These assets include stocks, bonds, commodities, currencies, interest rates, market indexes.

So if ANY of those things listed takes a shit, and brings some others with them (inevitable)... This could be triggered by a bank run, among other things.

Then this applies from the Dollar Clock:

Did someone ask whether it was a good time to buy silver?

Lessee... Hmmm... $30/Oz vs $12,156/Oz

Tough decision. Didja decide not to get one whole Bitcoin for a $20 bill, also? <-- Frugal you are [/Yoda]

 

[Unca Walt]

Late Add To The Above:

If anyone reading this has their PM's stored ANYWHERE but within reach (bank vaults are NOT within reach -- lockboxes are sealed at the pleasure of the gummint) then get your "physical" in your physical hand.

A gilded, seal-impressed fancy document... makes for lousy toilet paper. Receipts will not buy food.

 

[Rgd]

yay..old folks talk

drs/dough/and tds

 

[Putembk]

Damn Gold at $290,000/oz......hmmm

 

[Putembk]

Gotta plant my veggie garden today.....my back it gonna get tested.

 

[jokerman]

Growing marijuana is the best therapy there is

Smoking marijuana is really up there too

 

[Putembk]

Smoking marijuana is really up there too

More people now partake in marijuana than alcohol!

 

[Putembk]

I like the squirrels here.....most don't. They are funny to watch!

 

[Gray Wolf]

I like the squirrels here.....most don't. They are funny to watch!

 

[Gray Wolf]

 

[Littleleaf]

Gotta plant my veggie garden today.....my back it gonna get tested.

Amazing that about 400 miles makes such a big difference on gardening.

Been harvesting veggies for over a month now.

Got a good return on purple potatoes. Bought 10lbs and harvested 78lbs. They're not a big producer but sure are purdy to look at.

Any one want some zucchini lol

 

[bigsur51]

Amazing that about 400 miles makes such a big difference on gardening.

Been harvesting veggies for over a month now.

Got a good return on purple potatoes. Bought 10lbs and harvested 78lbs. They're not a big producer but sure are purdy to look at.

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Any want some zucchini lol

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you could plant some Maui Wowie or Vietnamese Black down that far south…

you always have killer veggie gardens!..

 

[SubGirl]

Amazing that about 400 miles makes such a big difference on gardening.

Been harvesting veggies for over a month now.

Got a good return on purple potatoes. Bought 10lbs and harvested 78lbs. They're not a big producer but sure are purdy to look at.

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Any one want some zucchini lol

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Beautiful garden LL

 

[Littleleaf]

you could plant some Maui Wowie or Vietnamese Black down that far south…

you always have killer veggie gardens!..

I would if I had a greenhouse to finish them up in. Boy use most of my lumber to build a tiny house. That he as yet to finish grrrrrrr.

for my pain....

 

[Putembk]

you could plant some Maui Wowie or Vietnamese Black down that far south…

you always have killer veggie gardens!..

Hang on to your hat...wind event here...looks worse out your way.

 

[Putembk]

We had frost here two mornings last week.... thinking that is now past. Hail season is now the issue.

 

[SubGirl]

I would if I had a greenhouse to finish them up in. Boy use most of my lumber to build a tiny house. That he as yet to finish grrrrrrr.

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I just attended a barn wedding a few weeks ago. They had poppies on every table, they were locally grown so maybe I could grow them too.