gave him a "To the moon Alice"
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gave him a "To the moon Alice"
oldfogey8
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If I had to guess, dishes are a pretty low priority to the man she is shacking up with…
Oh Jeez - trying to remember collections from 21 years ago - is a tricky
thing to do - especially considering that currently - I am under a serious pain-med cosh - but what the heck - here goes - I think that 2003 was the first year that a C99 F2 was introduced into the Gypsy Nirvana Collection - after having obtained clearance from Mr Soul - we put quite a good representation of the C99 out there - since having sold out all of the original C99 obtained from Brothers Grimm - via Heavens Stairway - and it proved to be VERY popular -
What it really took was for me to assert myself - to the pain doctor - and question why I was often in pain that was not being controlled properly by the nurses - since they all seemed to operate differently whilst dispensing my meds to me -
Pute is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement from the dealership 35 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells Mrs. Pute. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I can't see where it went." His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take you old friend Big, and give it one more try." "That's no good" sighs Pute, "Bigs's a hundred and three. He can't help." "He may be a hundred and three", says Putes's wife, "but his eyesight is perfect." So the next day Pute heads off to the golf course with Big. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to Big and says, "Did you see the ball?" "Of course I did!" replied Big. "I have perfect eyesight". "Where did it go?" says Pute.
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
Good night folks
Hope all who are not home go home.!
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, 'That was incredible!' He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath. He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?' 'No,' she said, 'I was a working girl in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi
Hope all who are not home go home.!
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, 'That was incredible!' He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath. He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?' 'No,' she said, 'I was a working girl in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi
Finally getting rain here...We're dry as a bone. This should get the fish moving up. We'll see...
Man I love thunderstorms!
Man I love thunderstorms!
True story
Absolutely stunning - its that BIG SKY COUNTRY - again 
exoticrobotic
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Absolutely pissing down here in London.
Spliff got large raindrop on it
going back to bed.
one more coffee and a marmite cucumber crumpet first.
Spliff got large raindrop on it
going back to bed.
one more coffee and a marmite cucumber crumpet first.
exoticrobotic
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i read cucumber as computer, it's too early
exoticrobotic
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Glad to hear ya got the pain meds sorted
exoticrobotic
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Blimey it's quiet in here
I'll come back when everyone's well rested and had a dump
I'll come back when everyone's well rested and had a dump
A marmite cucumber crumpet?Absolutely pissing down here in London.
Spliff got large raindrop on it
going back to bed.
one more coffee and a marmite cucumber crumpet first.
