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bigsur51

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some wicked weather headed our way

nebraska got spanked yesterday



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BumSplodgeBrownPants

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I just came back from shopping at Aldis.
When I checked out my cashier said my total was $203.87.
I said I wanted a second opinion.
Went to the self checkout counter and it was $38.77.

I went to Lidl this morning and forgot to pay for a plant pot that I left in the base of the trolley...

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I may go back next week and try and forget to pay for a bag of compost too...
 

bigsur51

On a mailtrain.
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I went to Lidl this morning and forgot to pay for a plant pot that I left in the base of the trolley...

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I may go back next week and try and forget to pay for a bag of compost too...


that is one of the advantages of aging and I intend to take full advantage of it

for example , when shopping at the grocery store , if I get an urge to open a package of fig Newtons I just do it…

and when the store employee confronts me , I just mumble and say something like “ are we home yet?”…


 

jokerman

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I went to Lidl this morning and forgot to pay for a plant pot that I left in the base of the trolley...

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I may go back next week and try and forget to pay for a bag of compost too...
I dont mean to brag and I am a humble guy who try's to stay grounded.
But that was the THIRD time I bought a couple of aldis bags there as opposed to buying a couple of Aldis bags everytime I go.
 

jokerman

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Larry gets home late one night, and his wife Linda says, where in the hell have you been?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I Like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand, and Last, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home And blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
 
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