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CharlesU Farley

CharlesU Farley

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Unca Walt said:
@jokerman My mother useta give me a quarter and have me walk to the store and buy one pack of Chesterfields to bring back. I would be able to keep the two pennies that would be inside the cellophane wrapper.

One time, both of them were steels.

@Gray Wolf Use it all to buy junk silver US coins. You are under the $10K no-tell limit.

@SubGirl -- Yeah, it is a fucking certainty you'll quit "one day". <-- That is guaranteed. Would you like to quit before you talk by putting a microphone against your throat?

That hole is really disgusting to folks, so you will not be able to talk to ANYONE without having them recoil in horror. I've seen it.

The back of your mouth could get... "red patches called erythroplakias. These are rare, isolated, velvety patches in the mouth and/or throat that typically show up in older patients." Check now in the mirror. That is another kind of benefit from cigarettes.

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Or you could keep smoking cigarettes just like this lady shown below. Wait 'til you see her cough her chronic cough. Funny as hell. She has to carry a cloth at all times, everywhere.

Nobody notices, and she is welcomed everywhere. Of course, her husband cringes a lot as she clears her throat at the dinner table...
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It is really worth it to keep smoking -- nobody will notice the hole, and your quality of life will be enhanced upward by each and every cigarette you smoke from today on.

No need for you to go through the absolute misery-hell of quitting cigarette smoking. Nobody can do that.

And no fucking excuse to light up another one, is there. Look at that woman's eyes, and ask her if she would trade places with you as you are right now. YOU still have a way to safety.

Ask her what she would give up to reset to where @SubGirl is right now.

The next cigarette you light up. Do it KNOWING what you are doing. Light right up; and be aware as you light up how rewarding that cigarette is. Yummy. Worth it.

I cannot get off this until I pound it into reality and not some distant, unlikely, not-too-bad finality.

One last thing as a doctor's daddy:

Before you light your next cigarette, look up what a breathing stoma is, and check to make sure your next cigarette is worth having a breathing stoma strapped on so you can sleep.

Enjoy the cigarette and ignore the above. Nothing will happen.
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Respect.
 
dogzter

dogzter

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Let's go play in the snow!
 
CharlesU Farley

CharlesU Farley

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Gray Wolf said:
I didn't however quit cannabis in joints and pipes, and I now cough badly if I smoke them and have mild bronchitis. I can blame in on nothing other than my cannabis smoking and am now looking for ways to minimize the pathway irritation.
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Right there with you. I used to smoke with this:

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That's made out of three tracheostomy tube adapters. Can you imagine the nasty thick snot that went through these fuckers? Yeah, not only did I use an autoclave to sterilize them but ethylene oxided (poison gas sterilization) them as well. 🤮 Btw, you all know how factually accurate I am, that green stuff in the emoticon there _ain't_ puke.o_O
Gray Wolf said:
I would just give up my lungs as a pathway, except I don't get the same effects from other pathways and am kicking and scratching resisting giving it up.
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I'll admit, it takes some getting used to. Ingestion does not work for Harley either. I injest 1 oz / 28 g of SouthEast Lights every week, every month, every year. No smoke or vapor has entered my lungs in over 5 years and I _still_ cough shit up. But only once or twice every day now, instead of every 20 to 30 minutes a day like it used to be.

Thinking you have throat cancer (as an RT!!!) and knowing the shit you're going to have to put up with to try and treat it, you _don't_ want to be coughing like that fucker in the video, while you're getting _radiation_ treatments, for _cancer_, is one _hell_ of a motivator. ;)

I haven't looked back, don't regret it, and have a mild to moderate cannabis high, 24 x 7. :eek:

I can live with that, and do.(y)
 
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CharlesU Farley

CharlesU Farley

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Putembk said:
Watching the news.....this country is on a collision course with hell!
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Always has been, always will be, and it's not just this country. Every time I hear shit that pisses me off about things in this country now, I think of that girl crying her fucking eyes out at Kent State and realize, shit _ain't_ so bad now, the government/military is not shooting and _killing_ innocent college students.

Age has taught me the difficult lesson of realizing that everything is _reletive_, depending on _your_ viewpoint.

That's why I Harley and I don't watch the news, _especially_ on TV.
 
BrassNwood

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Gray Wolf said:
While we are focused on cigarette smoking, smoking cannabis also produces the same hot gases and some of the same carcinogens. I'm a former cigarette, cigar, pipe smoker, but not for years and my lungs were fine when I quit.

I didn't however quit cannabis in joints and pipes, and I now cough badly if I smoke them and have mild bronchitis. I can blame in on nothing other than my cannabis smoking and am now looking for ways to minimize the pathway irritation.

I would just give up my lungs as a pathway, except I don't get the same effects from other pathways and am kicking and scratching resisting giving it up.
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SubGirl said:
Me too 😞 That’s why I’m looking into vaping more these days. I can’t vape cigs only give them up but cannabis is another story. Will try to hang on as long as I can also kicking and scratching the whole way…
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OleReynard said:
I make gummys everybody says their good but they don't effect me.

I did cop a pretty good buzz off of a vape last night, not as handy as a bowl but I don't cough as much.

Sometimes you have to give up this for that or vice versa.
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Gather round boys and girls and let Uncle Brass show you the way to stay as stoned as you like and cut your inhalation down to a fraction of your current usage but still let you enjoy a toke or two rather than a joint or two at a session.

I was the same as all of you and so resistant to stopping as it is the bestest mostest fastest way to get the drug into our system.

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Here is the magical serum. You can take it every day and it'll knock your socks off every time. Take it when you wake up. You'll be blazed hard through the morning and cool down to a nice gradually slowing ride for the rest of the day.

A single toke of most anything will boot the edible in the ass HARD and your back to a 10 point high again. This works all the rest of the day with it only requiring a minor touchup to keep you at Mach 10 all day long should you choose that option Mr. Phelps.

Dead simple to make it is best experienced rather than described. Hash hands down works best IME but most anything will do the job.

Decarb 240 F for 40 minutes (115 C)
5 grams of decompressed and decarbed Hash or bud dust or RSO or....
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The lecithin is the magical kicker in this goo. Doubles effects, faster launch. longer duration, prevents tolerance build.

This is much better than the push button in the ICU as this doesn't have a wait to dose feature other than the short wait for it to hammer you into submission.

I originally started making this as THC kills the adhesion pain from my prior surgeries. Smoking every 45 minutes to keep the pain gone was working but my night tokes were pissing off the wife and again I was looking to limit my total inhalation.

I was already making dry ice hash when I found BadKats thread on GrassCity where she was still very active at that time. Cut to the chase and some personal tutoring later I was making her brain twisting oil and passing along her recipe to all my stoner friends and they told 2 friends and they told two more and so on and....

I and many find this a very speedy "ON" oil and taken late in the day tends to keep me awake for hours at night with my brain on spin cycle. "Shut the Hell up Brain!" In high doses you may feel the need to converse with whatever higher deity you might believe in or just find you are dancing on the rings of Saturn and no clue where Earth is.

Do I need to dose as high as I do to keep the pain monster at bay? No not really, I just prefer to live life on the edge of a total cannabis hallucination with the edges of my vison gone to shattered glass and it all is looking and feeling like a tab of blotter acid or a half capsule of mescaline.

You really can keep pushing the limits of this stuff until it pushes back and it will. You'll find it has built in limits that even I must respect or find I'm next to you standing on the same Rings of....

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It really does make all the difference.

Remember the days of taking a half dozen cross tops and smoking a couple of Mexican sativa joints in a row. Ya baby that kind of edge of your chair cranking the hell along with your leg jumping from the wire.

Smoking a doobie with a friend will become hazardous and you'll soon learn to either take the world's smallest hit or outright refuse the damned thing as you know it'll boot that edible and send you flying off into space.

OK I'll get down off my soapbox for now.
 
dogzter

dogzter

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No such thing as news on tv just endless government and corporate sponsored propaganda.
Sadly todays youth cannot seem to recognize that.
They honestly believe the government is good and honest despite the info coming out every 20 years or so exposing all the evil deeds in the "past".
Shames us all.
 
CharlesU Farley

CharlesU Farley

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You all have seen how great Gypsy has done in his immediate post up care and he approached major surgery exactly the way you're supposed to.

In the Music sub here, there's a great poster by the nym moose eater. He's got cancer and is going through radiation treatments. When Harley and I read this last night, we _both_ cried our fucking eyes out, and we are a hard asses. We have both seen this situation, more than you can imagine, and the impact it has, _especially_ on the families.

Moose eater is a _perfect_ example of how you deal with this situation and the attitude you _must_ have when you go through this shit.

What music are you listening to?

"Hold my head We'll trampoline Finally through the roof (finally through the roof) On to somewhere near And far in time" /xoxo mrs.chicky
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As Jimmy Buffett said, getting old ain't for pussies.:cool:
 
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CharlesU Farley

CharlesU Farley

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dogzter said:
No such thing as news on tv just endless government and corporate sponsored propaganda.
Sadly todays youth cannot seem to recognize that.
They honestly believe the government is good and honest despite the info coming out every 20 years or so exposing all the evil deeds in the "past".
Shames us all.
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Since I'm the fucking new guy around here, I don't know most posters backstories. I just found out from one of your posts here recently that you did 10 plus years in prison for doing what you're legally doing now. The _hypocrisy_ of that situation is unfucking-believable.

Don't know whether you're familiar with the movie Scent of a Woman starring Al Pacino but there's a line that he uses that would be exactly how I would feel if, I was in your situation:

"I should take a flamethrower to the whole fucking lot of 'em."

I don't know how you contend with your rage, I _couldn't_ do it.

My old man was an abusive asshole but he did drill one thing into my fucking brain early on, "if you can't do the time, don't commit the crime". Having an old man like him and three older brothers telling me what to do all the fucking time, I knew I could _never_ survive in an environment like prison.

That's why I never sold, dealt or did anything with cannabis and cocaine down in Miami that would have put me in prison, other than knowing a whole shitload of people who did, on a very large scale. ;)

From the pics you post, I can tell you're in a beautiful environment now! Don't want to go get all hippie dippy on you (in the '70s we were "heads" , not hippies) but in that environment and with the bud you're growing now, try to put all that political bullshit, rage and anger behind you and just "Be Here, Now" and enjoy the beautiful environment and bask in Bubba's love.

Fuck people, you don't need them.;)
 
Janborrego

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I had a couple pink mango fems I got from Carty and only one germed. It ended up being a photo so I up potted her with some Mykos and fresh dirt and escorted her outside with the rest of the photos she looks like she is in preflower now so we will see. If she flowers ok if she font ok too I have a very long summer. I put her in a 10?gal pot.
 
Janborrego

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Gypsy Nirvana said:
My magic button - ✨️ that has helped me get thru this surgical extravaganza - just supposed to take a hit - every 5 minutes -
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I had surgery in the 80 to get my gallbladder and appendix out. Hubby said I slept the first 3 days except to hit the button every 20 minutes as it allowed back then. I dont remember it but he would remind me of it every time he could.
 
CharlesU Farley

CharlesU Farley

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Gypsy Nirvana said:
My magic button - ✨️ that has helped me get thru this surgical extravaganza - just supposed to take a hit - every 5 minutes -


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Okay, a day or two downrange is the time when you have to start weaning yourself off of pushing that button. The nurses will know how often you push it, and if you push it too much, they'll think something's wrong because you're in so much pain.

So now, ya got to do what Charlie and Harley can't do with cannabis, and that's is the word _moderation_.

When you think you need it, push it but if you're doing okay, don't. (y)
 
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