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The Original O'l Farts Club.

jokerman

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Quit twiddling your ta tas and get to the pork store. There is pork to eat.
Im partial to pork ,☝️
Good morning ya'll! Let's joy of Moon Day begin with all us original moldering old farts and fartesses sounding off in two-part harmony!

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A cloudy day here starting at a sultry 44F and predicted to reach a blistering 51F.

A calendar open to chicanery and wanton debauchery, so who is to say where today will go!
Boy I missed you.....
 

buzzmobile

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chemical stain on his shirt
Something like this?
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jokerman

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Something like this?
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When I was in school 50years ago I would take a small hand full and could wingit across the class room.
Splatt someone with yellow 77!
I remember they had poles outside but we were never allowed to climb them.
I was in the tool room with wood shelves everywhere. I found a set of gaffs and climbed the fuck out of everything I could climb.
 

jokerman

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When I was in school 50years ago I would take a small hand full and could wingit across the class room.
Splatt someone with yellow 77!
I remember they had poles outside but we were never allowed to climb them.
I was in the tool room with wood shelves everywhere. I found a set of gaffs and climbed the fuck out of everything I could climb.
Ob the technical end yellow 77 does not stain and almost like a soap.
You get dirty greasing the wires during a pull
Over 40years ago Im working for a contractor and we upgraded the services toa medical building.
We pulled in 9k lbs in wire.
The layout was a huge square of halls to all the offices.
JUST WALLPAPERED THAT DAY.
Had a helper Jerry who later on worked for me for 15 years.
Jerry was a tall good looking Irish lad who all the girls LOVED in the agency I worked for.
Jerry married his childhood sweetheart and was not interested in another woman.
Jerry was athletic and if he could see you ,he could hit you with a snowball or a beer cap.
While there and pulling wire I gave him a little glob aimed at his shirt.
He looks at me and starts chasing me.This was big and Im runnin like a fat boy being chased.
We are both laughing and careening of the walls till he caught me.
We marked the fuck out of 250 ft of hall way with our dirty hands.
 

SubGirl

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Good morning ya'll! Let's joy of Moon Day begin with all us original moldering old farts and fartesses sounding off in two-part harmony!

Passing left! View attachment 18931164 View attachment 18931165

A cloudy day here starting at a sultry 44F and predicted to reach a blistering 51F.

A calendar open to chicanery and wanton debauchery, so who is to say where today will go!
Good morning GW. Cold and rainy here. Doing more Christmas baking today. Working in puppy training between raindrops. Our new puppy Arlo has not had an accident in two days and I think he is kinda getting it although I’m knocking on wood…
‘Hope your day is good 🙃
 

Gray Wolf

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Good morning GW. Cold and rainy here. Doing more Christmas baking today. Working in puppy training between raindrops. Our new puppy Arlo has not had an accident in two days and I think he is kinda getting it although I’m knocking on wood…
‘Hope your day is good 🙃
Good morning SG! Cold and rainy here too.
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Hope you have a stellar day as well and good luck with Orlo's training!
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buzzmobile

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I found a set of gaffs and climbed the fuck out of everything I could climb.
I bet your Mom climbed the walls as a result of your "find".
You guys with hair always get the girls.....
Grow out your nose hairs, @jokerman. When they get long enough you can incorporate your ear hairs for a full face mustache. I started working on mine about 3 weeks ago. So far the chicks are digging it more than my scars.


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Gray Wolf

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I bet your Mom climbed the walls as a result of your "find".

Grow out your nose hairs, @jokerman. When they get long enough you can incorporate your ear hairs for a full face mustache. I started working on mine about 3 weeks ago. So far the chicks are digging it more than my scars.


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Alas, my nose and ear hairs grow at the same rate as my beard so require constant trimming.

As an evolutional throw back, I've also started growing more silver hair on my back and the back of my neck as I age.
 

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