This picture would be funnier if my backup camera didn't suck so bad.
Even worse its not the camera thats terrible, its just got horrible image processing software inside. My $60 Nikon S9500 was the best digital macro shooter I've ever owned, terrible timing for it to drop dead the day I bring my plants in to start trimming, but it took 11,203 photographs for me before it ceased functioning, many of them quite nice. I could probably get a new one for $30 by now.
This Lumix is just a piece of shit, it sold me with the Zeiss lens because my Rolleiflex 6x6 75mm f/3.5 Tessar takes much immaculate photos, but whatever image quality exists on the focal plane is translated to something that looks like it was shot on high speed film in a 110 camera.
Maybe the self seeded calyxes on this plant can become a hot ticket if I can rebrand "foxtails" to "cute mini-colas" or maybe as "diet cola"? Hermaphrodite can become "gender neutral".