The I love my wife thread

[designer]

LMAO @ you and you PR BS reference.
What a fucking dickhead you are, straight up.

You are just another sock puppet furry palm lover,
go masturbate with your rented horse.

...loser

Well the moral majority sort of acts like this.

And think about it... You get a horse you have to feed it, pay for medical, have a place to raise it.. and what do you get? The horse gets old and lazy. The horse takes you for granted and just expects you to take care of it even though it is not useful to you anymore.

But if you Rent a horse you can go to a place that takes care of the horses. You always get a fresh young filly that is in good shape and looks good. You pay dearly for the small time you ride the horse but you are not that invested. The smart money is renting a horse instead of buying.

 

[Corpsey]

im pretty sure horses are not the same as women, haha

little bit more to em' then that

 

[BrainSellz]

i think he misspelled "horse" for "whores"

 

[Panama Red]

Well the moral majority sort of acts like this.

And think about it... You get a horse you have to feed it, pay for medical, have a place to raise it.. and what do you get? The horse gets old and lazy. The horse takes you for granted and just expects you to take care of it even though it is not useful to you anymore.

But if you Rent a horse you can go to a place that takes care of the horses. You always get a fresh young filly that is in good shape and looks good. You pay dearly for the small time you ride the horse but you are not that invested. The smart money is renting a horse instead of buying.

Designer, enough with the euphemisms.

Do you have to pay to get laid or are you getting your jollies in the barn?

 

[Guest 18340]

My wife is not only my best friend but also my favorite smoking buddy. The love of my life and as far as people talking trash on their wives, guys always talk about women as due women towards their men BUT anyone who honestly hates their wife really needs to get that situation in check.

We only have one life so if you are not happy with how it is now, change it. We don't get do-overs

Couldn't have said it better myself!
I love Mrs.Evlme2, my best friend who stood by me in my darkest hour.

 

[BrainSellz]

misspelled or mistaken....

 

[medmaker420]

The smart money is renting a horse instead of buying.

Actually the smart money is not having to pay for a "horse" ever. There are plenty out there that are "free" or maybe you just have to feed it first

 

[designer]

Actually the smart money is not having to pay for a "horse" ever. There are plenty out there that are "free" or maybe you just have to feed it first

Indeed, and there are some wild mustangs that just need a little taming!!

You would not believe how nice a horse will treat you if you act like you have a bag full of sweet oats for it.

 

[vonforne]

All I see is threads from guys that hate their wives, but never an I love my wife thread.....

I love my wife. She puts up with my quirks and supports my hobby. She gets on my nerves sometimes but I'm sure I do the same to her, lol.....

So c'mon guys, if you love your wife let us know. It's not fair having just negative stuff regarding our better halves.....

quirks?????

My wife puts up with much more than that....lol worm castings in the basement, compost bins with coffee grounds and fruit skins, of course my grows and experiments.

and then my quirks.

And I am positive I get on her nerves more than she does mine.

So,

I love my wife.

She is one of a kind.

V

 

[chuckyoufarley]

i'll love your wife if you'll love mine

 

[JJScorpio]

So basically what you're saying is you're afraid of responsibility? Or you can't afford it? Which is it?

There's another thread here called "I hate my wife". Use it.....

As for your Pat Robertson quote, I won't even bother commenting it's so foolish..... I don't know why some people want to dwell on the negative....

Well the moral majority sort of acts like this.

And think about it... You get a horse you have to feed it, pay for medical, have a place to raise it.. and what do you get? The horse gets old and lazy. The horse takes you for granted and just expects you to take care of it even though it is not useful to you anymore.

But if you Rent a horse you can go to a place that takes care of the horses. You always get a fresh young filly that is in good shape and looks good. You pay dearly for the small time you ride the horse but you are not that invested. The smart money is renting a horse instead of buying.

 

[el dub]

I love my wife. Don't know what I'd do without her.

lw

 

[Miss Blunted]

Actually the smart money is not having to pay for a "horse" ever. There are plenty out there that are "free" or maybe you just have to feed it first

^Lol, right...who pays for horse?

We may end up old horses, but we're the ones that'll be around to help you MAKE your money throughout a lifetime. Jerkoffs never find the right women...lol. I commend all of you good guys that can keep your woman around. You're obviously doing things right....err, close enough for us (MOST of the time), lol.

 

[Weird]

love her and we have been there and back again more than once

 

[designer]

Well honestly Mr Scorpion I was just funning with you guys. I am high, at work, bored, and causing trouble. I do not really feel that way and I made an ass of myself. You can delete everything I said can't you? I just wanted to play. I shouldn't do everything I think when I get high. I am sure there are some very happy marriages out there. I do not care for marriage myself, but I appreciate that it is the best way for others. I guess I just want a new woman every few months.

 

[Corpsey]

im another lucky guy that has a woman who not only smokes but grows with me. i dont think i could ever stop loving her.

coming up on 4 years living together and friends for 10+, i see marriage as no different then now, we will still be having tons of fun haha.

 

[Mrs.Babba]

This thread is sure a refreshing change wellll for most of ya heheh

 

[Grat3fulh3ad]

Takes the wheel when I'm seeing double, Pays my ticket when I speed...

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

To JJScorpio's wife, stop hijacking JJ's ICM account

 

[trichrider]

35 years of love...it must be love that keeps us together...it couldn't be anything but.
Cooking, cleaning, pays the bills, good sense of humor, smokes out with me (even though she has to light a fresh joint each time; I finish them), can drive forever, protects me when need be, and looks out for my health and welfare, and ancillary issues (private).
Yep, must be love...or convienience...HONEY...Which is it?,