Certainly you MUSt be joking about gorillas! LOL!
I was joking about gorilla hair farms, but not gorilla hair. Now that I know it's just shredded Redwood, it makes much more sense.
At first I thought "unreal, these hippies think of everything"! I pictured poor African kids having shitty jobs picking up gorilla hair and turning it into the local tribe middlemen for pennies, so that it can be sold across the world for $17/yd. For real...