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The Eyes of God? Jesus Painting Opens and Closes Eyes

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Mourning the loss of my dog......
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What exactly are you doing ?

Looking for the hidden picture. If you stare long enough, you're supposed to see some hidden, three-dimensional picture.

Oh, yeah, look, it's a sailboat.

You saw it too ? Damn it !

What ?

I've been staring at this thing for a week now, and I can't see a goddamn thing !

You gotta relax your eyes.

Everyone sees this thing except me. Today's my day. I brought a lunch and a soda. I'm not gonna leave until I see this sailboat everyone keeps talking about.

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What you need is a fatty, boombatty blunt. Then I guarantee you'd see a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe some of them big-titted mermaids doin' some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, you sloppy bitch !

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When, lord ? When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat ?
 
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Sinfuldreams

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Yeah I see it

Yeah I see it

But it's not THAT odd looking.
Can hardly make it out.
His eye has what looks like a LEAF pattern in it.
I can see small vains in the eye.
And the guys who say that is a sclupture are correct. Thats no Oil Painting.

Sin
 

Fantomas

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Jesus with his eyes closed - that's what this 150-year-oil oil painting shows ... but take a step back and the son of God is staring at you with clearly open eyes. (I am really stoned :joint: I think you have to get up from the computer and actually step back a few feet. :confused: )

PILSEN, CZECH REPUBLIC (Reuters) - A mysterious painting of Jesus is attracting people from all over the Czech Republic.

The picture shows the face of the son of God with his eyes open and closed. Many visitors to Oldrich Klima's "Gallery of Handicrat" in Pilsen are asking if it's a trick of the light or something more spiritual.

Jesus with his eyes closed - that's what this 150-year-oil oil painting shows... or does it?

Take a step back and the son of God is staring at you with clearly open eyes.

"It's really mysterious. Everyone who sees it agrees there is something deep inside the painting. Some people are coming back again and again to see it," says Antique dealer Oldrich Klima

The painting - by an unknown artist - was bought by Klima.

Since he put it in his shop in Pilsen he's been inundated with visitors.

"People react very differently, some positive or negative. When I saw him for the first time I was horrified. Now I feel quite friendly towards him. He has features of goodness and now I don't see anything bad," says Klima.

One woman visitor insisted the picture depicts both an angel and the devil.

No-one knows if that was the artist's intention.

But for around $450 the painting could be yours to look at home - or is it looking at you.

I think i see it ;)
 

mexicanmafia

Dank Galore!
i would say that it is in fact a statue. at most a picture of a statue. i really don't see anything. it looks to be a shaded area on his eye lid... i think its the lighting or age of the sculpture, but for shure its no oil painting though.......

peace!

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