The Express/Share... your frustrations/aggravations thread...

[yortbogey]

1st and fore most...
please use this thread as a sounding board to share ones daily aggravations, challenges, obstacles, and even failures...
to that we as a community can help one another in life's daily grind...

DO NOT USE this thread for member abuse... or fights
but rather as a community helping hand for the day to day

so what crawls up your last nerve, or sparks the inner piss and moan...

lately for me it's been,

tangled extension cords
kinked water hoses
and excessive packaging ...


there I already feel better ... got that off my back...

next?

 

[Jahnice]

how about neighbours who write you a letter asking for you to cut down or trim trees that are 'blocking their view', when you let those trees grow, on purpose, so that their view into your apartment was blocked.

thanks, i feel better now too!

 

[Mrs.Babba]

People that drive like assholes on the freeways!

 

[smokern1]

well i guess that wasnt what yortbogey ment

 

[BigJohnny]

No time right now, but I'm going to come back and edit this to bitch about my "coworker".... he's a complete douche .

 

[yortbogey]

no so far this is EXACTLY...what yortbogey meant!!!
and yeS, asshats on the freeway, are defiantly a massive frustration for most
hell even sum drivers are dangerous in a parking lot...

just last week I watched a 70+ yr old lady @ the grocery load all her bags into the back of her car...purposely leaves the shopping / push cart directly behind HER own car.

gets in her car... puts it in reverse... and slams that dam cart into the car behind her as she backs out forcefully... and pushes the cart intentionally into the rear of the car park into all the way across from her..... WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Midnite Toker]

So I got my Cyclone Rake towing behind my Club Cadet. Life is great, I'm outside and the Oaks have finally dropped all their leaves. Hell Yeah, I'm making mulch! I'm working along the fence when my Trumpet vine grabs my glasses off my face and throws them down in front of the vacumn and UP THEY GO!!! Mulched glasses. Damnit damnit damnit~mT

 

[waveguide]

bad idea.. everyone thinks its fun until someone pulls out a fakkin wallop jumbo story you don wanna`ever hear

encourages ninja master level moaners to practice

whole thread becomes a repository of "great ideas" for cocksuckers looking for ways to piss ppl off..

 

[Midnite Toker]

bad idea.........

Golly, I feel better.....

 

[Stoner4Life]

so what crawls up your last nerve, or sparks the inner piss and moan...

lately for me it's been,

tangled extension cords
kinked water hoses
and excessive packaging ...


next?

I got ya covered on 2 out of 3 issues yort!


Cord Winder ~ $24.19 @ Amazon

Wall-mounted device winds extension cords with crank handle
Designed for indoor or outdoor use
Stores: 150 ft of 16/3 cord, 100 ft of 14/3 cord, 75-ft of 12/3 cord
Comes with mounting plates for easy installation



X-Hose ~ 50 feet $66.90 @ Amazon

Excessive packaging

Your Mileage May Vary


of course Amazon sells tools to open plastic blister packaging if that matters much to you.......

 

[Jahnice]

wow, another complaint about the trees since i posted that and it was only 3 hours ago.
wtf!
you would think i had a 'jack and the beanstock' tree in the backyard or something.
i cut some tops off the hazelnut bushes last week and a few of the taller stalks i totally took down.
sometimes i think that the whole 'photosynthesis concept' and trees being the lungs of the world is lost to most.

i am looking at an amazing magenta and blue sunset at the moment in the direction that they are talking about and yes, maybe they do have a point.
i will try to be a good neighbour.

 

[D. B. Doober]

"Please be home between the hours of 9-4." I was! All day! I haven't smoked all day because I thought someone was coming. Hopefully before 5? Can't wait to take that bong back out. Even bought little cans of soda for them.

Edit: they came!

 

[mrcreosote]

Got ya Yort.

THOSE FRIGGIN BLISTERPAKS. Welded shut completely around the perimeter of the item inside so no amount of tearing can get the thing out. OK if it is a Master Lock or something that will survive a thousand knife stabs and slashes trying to cut through that thermonuclear resistant thick plastic until you slip and slice you hand down to the purple gristle.
Not so good when you bleed (Oh yes. You can't get the item out but the blood easily flows in) all over the Grandnieces toy doll while she watches and cries.

Mao's revenge."So solly Challey....HAHAHAHA"

 

[waveguide]

first world problems.

one day you figure out, "fuck, putting voodoo on packing materials is the only means of expression these people had"

 

[yortbogey]

those dam flex / expandable hoses....SUX, had 2 yr before last... did'nt even make a whole season til the crap burst at the seams and split down the side of the hose....

 

[Mrs.Babba]

I always wondered if those flexible hoses were decent, good to know yort

 

[Betterhaff]

I had one of those hoses that coiled, what a piece of crap that was. It was more trouble than a regular hose.

 

[floralheart]

dipship drivers.

There were 5 serious crashes in front of this house last summer. My car was totaled last year, hit 55+ mph in a residential area.

So, I pull out of the driveway two days ago when some jackhole came through about 40+ mph in a 25 mph residential, and then starts cruising on my bumper 1-2 inches away from hitting it for 2-3 blocks.

His wife is pulling his arm begging him to stop. His kids are in the back. He thinks it's a good idea to either bump me or push me off the road.

I won't even say how the story ends.

 

[floralheart]

People that drive like assholes on the freeways!

How about people that park like smackholes?

I had a neighbor who got drunk and parked across my drive way.

So one morning he falls asleep out there with a cigarette in his hand.

It ends with the car ablaze, fire department lights shining through the window and me smiling ear ear as I light one at my computer desk.

I never had to worry about the car again, because he burned it to the ground in front of his own house.

 

[sourpuss]

My big cock. What good is it if I only get to use half. Haha...