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The Bad Girls Club!!!!

hippie_lettuce

Garden Nymph
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Mrs. B!
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hippie_lettuce

Garden Nymph
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And my mom doesn't ever want to make duck because she says there's a "smell" to it, so that's her explanation for why the Chinese hang the ducks up for some time (also to let the fat drip off).
 
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LolaGal

On the day I wuz born,
The nurses gathered round,
To gaze in wide wonder,
At the new joy they'd found.

The Head Nurse spoke up.
Said "Leave this one alone."
She could tell right away, baby.
That I was Bad To The Bone.

Bbbbad... Girls.... Club...
 
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LolaGal

When I walk the streets,
Kings and Queens step aside.
Every man I meet,
He stays satisfied.

I wanna be yours pretty baby,
Yours and yours alone.
But I'm here to tell ya.
That I'm Bad to the Bone.

Bbbbad Bbbbad Bad girls club.
 

the Rock

Active member
Oh Boy! A free trip to California from a stranger I never met on the internet.

Sounds like a good idea to me. where do I sign up? :biglaugh:

Wonder what would happen?

1) Lola is sold into white slavery and winds up in a harem in Saudi Arabia.
2) Lola is hacked to bits and her Mother cries on America's Most Wanted.
3) Lola is brainwashed, shaves her head and sells flowers at the airport.
4) Lola is left stranded, naked, on deserted island with only a package of beans. She is required to grow hemp to even have clothes. (and stylish handbags of course).
5) Lola's organs are sold on Chinese black market.She then repossesses the body of the recipient donor, and has her revenge from beyond the grave.
6) Lola winds up in California snuff film.
7) Lola is taken to Utah, and becomes 18th wife of Mormon polygamist who lives on a "compound".
8) Lola has fabulous time with Kurt Russell in his fabulous mansion in California, and they live happily ever after.
9) Lola is sold to African jungle hospital, where her knowledge as RN is used in scary Monkey surrogate mother program for humans, ran by evil Dr. Baldhead.
10) Remnants of Charles Manson's "Family" meet Lola at airport, want to show her "The Ranch".


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What do you girls think I should do? I am so torn. #8 sounds good, but the other 9 don't sound like fun at all.

no problem wont bother you anymore,you just sounded like somebody I would enjoy spending time with,and BtW I look more like Kurt Russell than Kurt Russell in his prime. your right it is pretty unrealistic to meet someone over the internet,probably has never happened
 

the Rock

Active member
oh yeah didnt know it at the time but I played golf(random pairing at spyglass) last summer with Oliver Hudson(Kurt Russells stepson) Kate Hudsons Brother,.........and he mentioned I looked like his moms boyfriend=I had no idea who he was talking about at the time,go figure
 
Happy Birthday Mrs B!

---> another female here, growing, breeding, and schmokin'. Medical user. Schmoking some purple star and diesel.. this bowls for you.
 
well that didn't work. anyhow, I was trying to post a pic of a volcano vaporizer for you, Mrs.B, b/c that is the kind of gift that one stoner girl gives to another. :)

And I guess I missed all the drama, but I would have said what Lil ol me said. Most women whose behavior is harmful to them and others and are truly what that guy was complaining about have been abused, a lot of them starting in their own families and going out from there. It's rampant. And so sad. Why do we allow our children to be victimized? And why is abuse of adorable little animals so rampant? We are just sick people who don't value life. It just hurts me to think about it, so when someone wants to complain about skanky women or men just remember there is a reason that person is living such a messed up life. If you don't want to be drawn into the drama, don't be around someone who lives like that. Surround yourself with people who are true friends. But you have to BE someone like that to MEET people like that.
 

Lil 'o Me

Farm hand
Veteran
Good morning bad girls! Damn, I dont realy drink much anymore, but that stud makes me want a vodka with cranberry!
 
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LolaGal

oh yeah didnt know it at the time but I played golf(random pairing at spyglass) last summer with Oliver Hudson(Kurt Russells stepson) Kate Hudsons Brother,.........and he mentioned I looked like his moms boyfriend=I had no idea who he was talking about at the time,go figure

Well this is a whole new ballgame... post pics !!! post pics!!!

Will you dress up like Snake Pliskin for me? pretty please?


LOLA LOVES KURT RUSSELL........... drool drool.... my man...

I see it now, I go to Cali, grow some good herb, get ole Oliver Hudson hooked on it... then I go to deliver some to his Mom's house.

Then "Goldie" has a little "accident", and I am right in line to get my man Kurt Russell.


My evil plan must come to fruition..... Mwahahahahahahahahaha
 
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