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Synthetic Urine Vs. regular detox for drugscreens?

Stonerguy

Member
Really I would have thought since this board was smart enough to grow some good cannabis they would know how to pass a drug test.

ATTENTION DETOX DRINKS DO NOT WORK. If you do follow the directions to the T most of the time they require you to drink alot of water. In turn just diluting your piss( pretty much what is your aiming for is a more water to piss ratio so there is less testable compounds in your piss) Mostly they contain a fuckload of b comlex vitamans( turns piss neon green/yellow, harder to see your piss is really clear as water), and random herbs that supposudly help you. When you go with dilution rout you have a chance for failing for such a low creatin level also so 5 days befor either start eating tons of red meat or buy those creatin pill and take until 2 days befor test beause it needs a long time to break down to be available to the body.

There is no magic herb, chemical, or powder that will make you pass a drug test. The chemical THC breaks down into aslo binds the the fat cells in your body, this is why cannabis takes longer to get out than most drugs excluding benzodiazpines. As you burn fat more and more gets released into the blood stream and when the blood is being filterd this gets put into the piss.

So in otherwords use synthetic urine, use some tubing and gravity to get the synthetic stuff to flow right. Remember to practice with water, practice untill you get it down.

Good luck

Edit didn't read whole thread only saw a couple replys that were bringing drinking bleach to pass a drug test. Which I highly doubt can be topped being the stupidest thing someone has ever eaten on purpose.

As long as the temps were normal when you pissed you are going to pass. BTW yes now they can test some synthetic urines and tell if they are synthetic, but only some labs test and only some companys synthetic urines show up so that is a chance you have to take.

sorry for such a long post
 
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1TWISTEDTRUCKER

Active member
Veteran
nycdfan042 said:
LOL ^^

Wow its amazing how your threads go nuts when your pissing synthetic urine in cups for laboratoriez. LOL i bought this stuff called number 1 (urine substitution) puck technology? it cost 80$ incredibly expensive but the only synthetic stuff already mixed and in a kit form at my local head shop. So i just got back from the lab, they closed the door and really could care less, she did look at the temp. strip and i had that thing at a perfect temp of 98º.
This kit is actually coool and is of medical quality, it comes mixed in a pouch with a velco belt(temp strip on it), two heating elements that stick on. Supposedly has a shelf life of 1 year...i should get the results in a day!

Im stoked if all goes well i should be working at the mail room for a company i dont know much about other than they ship things for sports teams and high profile sports people. The pay is decent and hopefully the work isnt too crazy! ive never worked in a mail room before...sounds boring as fuck! but EASY. got my fingers crossed

Thanks for all the insight guys! nycdfan042
This is what i use,I am an over the road truck driver,and have passed 2 DOT UA's in the last 6mos.
I keep 2 on the Rd.w/me at all times.
I could'nt truck,& toke w/o The#1 from Puck Technologies.

*disclaimer*

*Niether Puck Tech,nor I,condone smoking tha dank,& opperating HEAVY
equiptment while under the influance of The Dank.*

PEACE;1TT
 
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G

Guest

All jobs that require drug screens are crappy jobs. No exceptions.

Anyone willing to work a job that arbitrarily restricts your personal time (IE OWNS YOU) isn't worth their salt. Grow some backbone. :pointlaug
 
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G

Guest

I guess if you don't mind someone controlling every aspect of your life for money, thats good to go.

That indicates a character problem. Most people have none.

People hire me because they know they're getting the best. They could give a fuck what I do on my own time. If they do, fuck 'em. Their loss.

Among the list of apparently high paying jobs that require drug screens:

Wal-Mart
Wendy's
Menards

The list goes on. At least you get benefits, hey? Small pay for your autonomy.
 
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darthvapor

Active member
Im looking for a job too so this thread rocks!! But it leads me to another question? I live in cali and have a med card. Should I be up front about it or just get synthetic urine to be safe. I dont really know what the policy is for med user as far as drug test does anybody here?
 

nycdfan042

Its COOL to DROOL!!!!!!
Veteran
^^ just get THE SYNTHETICS IN THIS DAY AN AGE U DONT KNOW WHAT CORPO NAZIS YOUR WORKING FOR....!!!!!!!!!!
 
G

Guest

You're willing to work for people you recognize as corpo nazis?

wow.
 

Hank Scorpio

New member
genkisan said:
I could never work for anyone who piss tested me......
If we only all had that option.

Here at Globex Corporation. We encourage the use of heavy doses of drugs. It allows the employees to come up with new and exciting ways to take over the world.
 
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G

Guest

No, it's filled with people whos opinions and obviously character differ from your own. Get over it.
 

I Used To Grow

Active member
wow..haha..burn

wow..haha..burn

you got served son..sit yo' punk ass down kid! let the pros do this man..step off nycdfan before you get smacked!
 

I Used To Grow

Active member
POOTIE TANG IN DA HOUSE!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAH..LMAO..I"m so HIGH!!!

POOTIE TANG IN DA HOUSE!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAH..LMAO..I"m so HIGH!!!

OMFG..shelbe..you fucking twat!! how dare you get me this lit and exp3ect me to type..get the f'n jelly twat!!! huyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyy up.
 
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