Synthetic Urine Test Developed By Scientists

[rocket high]

Really does cannabis block the craving ... thats interesting.... i bet the goverment wont be using that in rehab clinics to treat c/meth addicts ..... i wonder when will they stop trying to control everything we do ..there seems to be no privacy anymore ...bring on the revolution

 

[cheifstrongleaf]

I'd be willing to bet that their so called "discovery" was uric acid. U.S. Law doesn't require that labs test for significant levels. Canada has been testing for it for years and a few labs in Oregon are skirting the law and testing for it as well. Looks like Hawaii is following suit. Buy the Canadian version of QuickFix and you'll be good to go. That is, unless, they started testing for something else (I doubt it). If fake pee puts bread on the table for these companies, you can bet they're a step ahead of the testing labs.

 

[VIKINGtrich]

FUCK UA's......I've been the distributor of fake urine to alot of friends at work....lol....looks like we will be going to powdered/dry urine.....The Quick Fix is so easy though....really sucks...Im thinking the dud above(Cheifstronleaf) is correct.... I hope so anyways....

and yeah, IM ALL FOR Government officials having to take UA's...Its only fair right?
Besides, us common folk, lol, wouldn't want a government official to be "doing weed", would we.....LOL....What time is the Revolution, and where? I'll be there.

 

[real ting]

I don't think having public officials take drug tests to try and get even with them would help. American corporations and insurance companies should just drop the "drug free workplace" bullshit and stop drug testing. The worst part is the least harmful substance tested for (pot) is also the only one that sticks around long enough to make it a problem. You should not have to strap someone else's urine to your leg just to get a job, and your employer should not control what you do outside of work hours, if it is not affecting performance.

 

[LovableHuggable]

I don't think having public officials take drug tests to try and get even with them would help. American corporations and insurance companies should just drop the "drug free workplace" bullshit and stop drug testing. The worst part is the least harmful substance tested for (pot) is also the only one that sticks around long enough to make it a problem.

Only drugs this really works for are cocaine, ecstasy, hallucinogens and maybe some of the addictive ones before you get addicted and have to use daily or get sick.

You should not have to strap someone else's urine to your leg just to get a job, and your employer should not control what you do outside of work hours, if it is not affecting performance.

Agree and some large employers are not testing at all in metro areas.

 

[SkimmingDaSky]

Is powdered urine someone's real freeze dried urine? If so, then it seems as if powdered urine is the only fail safe as long as you get the temp right.

 

[DIGITALHIPPY]

They showed a side-by-side comparison of real vs. fake urine. Both were about the same color, but the fake piss was clear, and real was cloudy. They attribute this to "biologicals" and waste products in the real stuff.

Found it surprising Hawaii ranks lower than most states for positive tests for marijuana.
Not surprised we rank first for amphetamines

not suprised?
you must not have been tp cali? i thought we had the highest meth use...

texas is real bad. az. etc.
Hi, was a total socker.

 

[VenturaHwy]

Ok so has anyone bought and used the powdered/dry urine? If so did it work and where is the best place to buy it, or what brand?

 

[rocket high]

Ok so has anyone bought and used the powdered/dry urine? If so did it work and where is the best place to buy it, or what brand?

i havent seen it on uk sites yet but it must be coming soon ... what about these Body System Flushes do they really work? ..i just cant see it getting rid of cannabis out of the system before a test is due.

 

[cheifstrongleaf]

i havent seen it on uk sites yet but it must be coming soon ... what about these Body System Flushes do they really work? ..i just cant see it getting rid of cannabis out of the system before a test is due.

All of the detox drinks a total scam; drinking the same amount of water or Gatorade or cranberry juice will do exactly the same thing for you. You also run the risk of the sample coming back as negative-dilute which means you're going to have to retake the test if you're lucky. Some companies consider a negative-dilute to be the same thing as a positive test (read what you sign when you agree to take the test).

If you use someone else's urine, you'd better be damn sure that they are 100% clean meaning no prescription drugs or anything else. If it's important to you, use synthetic. If you're willing to risk it, use the detox drinks, the dilution methods, pray that you piss clean after exercising and sweating, or use someone else's urine. You can piss clean on Tuesday afternoon and fail a test Wednesday morning.

Synthetic Urine (quick fix) has worked for me twice in the past year and it's all I will use in the future until I start seeing reliable reports that it's regularly failing test. There are plenty of other synthetics that pass test regularly too and if my first successful experience was with them, I would have used it the second time too.

 

[rocky5]

you can get capsules that you open and empty into a second
sample if for some reason the quick fix doesnt work.
what you do is empty it into your urine and by the time it gets
to the lab its supposed to be clear.
my mate has them on stand by,just incase.
i will ask him laterwhats in them.

 

[Dopeboy668]

Yea Rocky5, I know for a fact those capsules will work on a dirty sample. My buddy at work gave me two of them he kept on him "just in case". Smoke everyday and passed. It changes the chemicals in your urine and nutralizes it or somethin.

 

[Weird]

yup. only people this really hurts are the fake pee makers.
it helps the real pee industry, they may have to open a new pee drying factory.


damm... could you imagine being known around the other millionaires as 'the piss tycoon'? lol.

R. Kelly is an interested investor with a passion for that type of work

 

[rick shaw]

Some of the components of urine are urobilinogen,erythrocytes,leukocytes,protein,glucose,ketone bodies,bilirubin,blood,nitrate,sodium,potassium,calcium,phosphate,creatinine and dopamine.Testing is big business.Hawaii has only one million people and two major testing labs.It is a shame that ice is destroying the culture of Hawaii,I lived on Oahu in the '80s driving a pedicab,times were simple, a plate lunch with an extra scoop of mac salad,a couple of good sets,a little pakalolo I did not own shoes the last five years on the islands.Ice is the haole they should have shunned.

 

[rocket high]

you can get capsules that you open and empty into a second
sample if for some reason the quick fix doesnt work.
what you do is empty it into your urine and by the time it gets
to the lab its supposed to be clear.
my mate has them on stand by,just incase.
i will ask him laterwhats in them.

hi rocky

i got a test at work that was analyzed on the spot with these test strip things that turn red when a drug is detected so i was sacked on the spot ... so i would need fake piss to pass this test next time it comes round ... do you think these test strips are legal ?

 

[cheifstrongleaf]

hi rocky

i got a test at work that was analyzed on the spot with these test strip things that turn red when a drug is detected so i was sacked on the spot ... so i would need fake piss to pass this test next time it comes round ... do you think these test strips are legal ?

These test strips are 100% legal. They are adulteration strips and they can be easily purchased via numerous internet sources (including Amazon). The Capsules and vials of liquid take at least 90 minutes (I think) to mask or neutralize the metabolites in your urine. Your workplace can pretty much test however they see fit unless you work for a government entity or somewhere with heavy union influence. You can always say no, but it usually won't end well for you.

This scenario is a little different, but I worked for a heavy equipment manufacturer in an "office" type role a few years ago. The company decided that it wanted to make employee wellness a "goal". They brought in some company that did health evaluations and tested your blood pressure, BMI, etc. They also wanted to take blood to test your cholesterol and other things. One lady threw a fit, got HR involved, and got her doctor and lawyer involved. The company ended up dropping it after a little bit of a fight. They didn't necessarily show her the door, but she wasn't working for the company 6 months later.

 

[Baba Ku]

I am fairly certain that in most testing cases unless the initial screening panel comes up positive, the urine is not lab analyzed. Only positives on the panel gets further looked at.

 

[rick shaw]

Ancient info Baba Ku http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/Global/story.asp?S=13215815

 

[Baba Ku]

I read the OP, but thanks for the link.

Just because a test was developed, does not mean it has been implemented by any other testing firms. And that does not change the fact that if you pass the panels, then they don't even look further. Not to say some companies may start looking at all samples in the lab, but it would need cost justification I think. Even more cost to implement the test looking for synthetics.