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swallowing weed/hash
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Jiu Jitsu Playa
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dont put hash oil straight into your mouth.. trust me. also snorting keef=bad idea
Megas
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This thread is lacking so much common sense my head hurts. People don't need a tutorial on ingestion holy shit you can't be serious.
People can eat bud, it is better cooked. Meaning yes you can swallow/ eat hash if you so choose, why you would is your own business. But why the hell would you not just put it on something to eat? It's like puddy kinda just mush it up or cook it in something. Hell spread it on a bagel then make a sandwich.
For more information I would like to direct you here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating
People can eat bud, it is better cooked. Meaning yes you can swallow/ eat hash if you so choose, why you would is your own business. But why the hell would you not just put it on something to eat? It's like puddy kinda just mush it up or cook it in something. Hell spread it on a bagel then make a sandwich.
Thats pretty dependant on the person don't you think? Getting used to taking pills is something you will have to do at some point in your life might as well get used to it now. But yes just don't think about it and use a tastey drink. IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, you will have problems. I used to have issues with pills until I started taking some that were an inch long. If you can swallow your food don't you think you can swallow a pill/hash/gummy bear whatever. It's not a chemically pharmacutical you can chew it.
Dude an edible is an edible... I'm guessing unless you are still breast fed you have accomplished this task. Just put it in whatever you want!!! What are your munchies? Eating bud kinda sucks but you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes, grinding it up and putting it on pizza or in spagetti sauce or really anything pudding, muffins whatever I'm sure you can find a place where you can stick it hash or bud whatever.
For more information I would like to direct you here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating
Kizzattack
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Have you considered the possibility that perhaps the mouth isn't the best entrance orifice? I can't imagine being able to smuggle a significant amount if I had to swallow it all.
okay, starting to make sense now? maybe?
Maybe hire someone with experience as a porn "bottom" as your mule. They'll be able to pack more in.
What if a balloon full of hash broke inside you? Can you imagine having 10 grams of hash digesting inside you and trying to act cool going through customs?
Required watching before doing this:
-Midnight Express
-Maria Full of Grace
-Locked Up Abroad
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Hazyfontazy
wrap in condoms ,dip in honey ,jam or syrup and swallow ,,practise on small parcels first till he gets used to swallowing ,,a mate of mine swallowed 9 ounces ,72 hash condoms in all ,,he made it through customs and then a mile down the road was sick and out flew 10 of the parcels ,man they stunk ,it didnt take long to wash em and toke all the way home hehe ,
Kizzattack
Member
It would make a good Youtube video, that's for sure.
a lot of my friend smuggle hash in italy from morocco inside his stomach,sometime 700/800g..
hash must be shaped in eggs weighty 5 or 10g and wrapped with a lot of plastic wrap for food,and then sealed with fire.
doing this many time and no one eggs are open.
to swallowing it they use oil or yogurt
hash must be shaped in eggs weighty 5 or 10g and wrapped with a lot of plastic wrap for food,and then sealed with fire.
doing this many time and no one eggs are open.
to swallowing it they use oil or yogurt
sandawg
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I like this guy.
MrMcBean
Member
I wonder how long before those little balls get in your digestive track. Do you have to search through your poop the next few days?
We were once caught in France with 10g hash. I was able to swallow about 3.5 grams, but my buddy wasnt able to swallow the 7g and so he got busted. My mouth was totally sticky and brown with the stuff but the cops couldnt do anything and let me drive back to my country.
If you were to smuggle it, what about taking about 80-150 grams, or even a Kilo for the hardcore. You roll it up till it looks something like this:
We were once caught in France with 10g hash. I was able to swallow about 3.5 grams, but my buddy wasnt able to swallow the 7g and so he got busted. My mouth was totally sticky and brown with the stuff but the cops couldnt do anything and let me drive back to my country.
If you were to smuggle it, what about taking about 80-150 grams, or even a Kilo for the hardcore. You roll it up till it looks something like this:
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theratings
Wow this is genius, why didn't I think of turning hash into dildos sooner?!
DKBuddy
Member
What amounts are we talkin bout??????
10-20 G ?! LMFAO then... goes straight into your ass brother...... no problem at all.. just dont forget to iso-tape it with some cord or smth .. cause it might be a bad experience when u take a dump next time if u havent got the hash out of ur a-hole
100-200 G .. well if u got oily/soft hash .. i would still try to get it in my ass
anything above i dont know no clue about swallowing anything ..
10-20 G ?! LMFAO then... goes straight into your ass brother...... no problem at all.. just dont forget to iso-tape it with some cord or smth .. cause it might be a bad experience when u take a dump next time if u havent got the hash out of ur a-hole
100-200 G .. well if u got oily/soft hash .. i would still try to get it in my ass
anything above i dont know
no clue about swallowing anything ..
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sparkjumper
I've heard good condoms are your safest bet and I would double up of course.A little olive oil and it slides right down like a clam.Do NOT use any kind of medication to try and poo poo just let it come au natural
limey
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ok, so what you are talking about is known is "making caramellos" and is the standard way of smuggling amounts up to about 300g. been there, done that, here's the lowdown...
the idea is to make egg shaped nuggets of hash weighing up to about 3g. Pressed HARD. You should wrap them in separate layers of cling film that are tightly wrapped around the egg, alternately lengthways and horizontally. You know when it is tightly enough wrapped when it is 100% transparent and, apart from the shine, hard to tell that there is any film around the egg.
the film is sealed, layer by layer, with gentle application of heat. You will need about 5 layers. It takes while to do well, but is an ideal activity for sitting around and smoking - something to do anyway. Dont swallow unless you are confident that the eggs are well sealed and that the cling film will not come off - you don't want bits of cling film washing around in your intestines.
as Bered says, the best shape is an egg shape as it's easier to swallow. Personally I recommend buying a load of yoghurt to held the swallowing as necking 100 eggs without some kind of lubrication is very uncomfortable.
Do not use condoms. They are not impervious to your digestion and the hash will come out tasting of poo. You can use a condom + cling film if/when pushing it up your backside (see 'stuffing' below) as the lube on the condom will make it easier to insert and the 'tail' the open end that is left hanging once you have tied off the egg inside the teat will make it easier to ease the egg out again when you are home (lol! - you did ask!)
Caramellos (Eggs) willl likely take 20 hours to pass through your system and it will give you indigestion! You crap it all out into a colander, rinse, wash, rinse, slowly unwrapping the eggs one layer at a time and washing before unwrapping the next layer.
Stuffing - You can "use the other hole" and stuff between about 7g and 10g but more than that and you will walk like you have just taken one for the team (which customs guys know how to spot!) so stuffing is fine but only for small amounts.
If you are thinking "man that's gross - I would never smoke hash that's been up some one's shitter!" then I am sorry to disappoint you but if you have smoked any really high quality gear brought over personally by someone from india, morocco, etc then chances are it was swallowed or stuffed. If you have ever smoked hash that came from an egg shaped piece - you know it - also from some brave soul's arsehole.
For a detailed post on smuggling, see my post here http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?p=2686613#post2686613
all the best
Limey
the idea is to make egg shaped nuggets of hash weighing up to about 3g. Pressed HARD. You should wrap them in separate layers of cling film that are tightly wrapped around the egg, alternately lengthways and horizontally. You know when it is tightly enough wrapped when it is 100% transparent and, apart from the shine, hard to tell that there is any film around the egg.
the film is sealed, layer by layer, with gentle application of heat. You will need about 5 layers. It takes while to do well, but is an ideal activity for sitting around and smoking - something to do anyway. Dont swallow unless you are confident that the eggs are well sealed and that the cling film will not come off - you don't want bits of cling film washing around in your intestines.
as Bered says, the best shape is an egg shape as it's easier to swallow. Personally I recommend buying a load of yoghurt to held the swallowing as necking 100 eggs without some kind of lubrication is very uncomfortable.
Do not use condoms. They are not impervious to your digestion and the hash will come out tasting of poo. You can use a condom + cling film if/when pushing it up your backside (see 'stuffing' below) as the lube on the condom will make it easier to insert and the 'tail' the open end that is left hanging once you have tied off the egg inside the teat will make it easier to ease the egg out again when you are home (lol! - you did ask!)
Caramellos (Eggs) willl likely take 20 hours to pass through your system and it will give you indigestion! You crap it all out into a colander, rinse, wash, rinse, slowly unwrapping the eggs one layer at a time and washing before unwrapping the next layer.
Stuffing - You can "use the other hole" and stuff between about 7g and 10g but more than that and you will walk like you have just taken one for the team (which customs guys know how to spot!) so stuffing is fine but only for small amounts.
If you are thinking "man that's gross - I would never smoke hash that's been up some one's shitter!" then I am sorry to disappoint you but if you have smoked any really high quality gear brought over personally by someone from india, morocco, etc then chances are it was swallowed or stuffed. If you have ever smoked hash that came from an egg shaped piece - you know it - also from some brave soul's arsehole.
For a detailed post on smuggling, see my post here http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?p=2686613#post2686613
all the best
Limey
