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Super Duper Funny Picture Thread # 3
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TOM BOMBADIL
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Why do people go to the running of the bull's, because they are oblivious to the sharp thorn of consequence.
The last one is SO! FCKED UP! Please give me the link to it. Just to see if the VICTOM on the sign is dead.
No aid rendered?
No aid rendered?
I think it's a canned croissant. They give me the creeps too! Worst of it, my sister-in-law really likes those from Aldi *blork!*...
Around here, the story is told of a woman who bought some groceries, including a container of crescent rolls. She put her groceries in the car and went into the mall to shop.
Later, she returned to her car and as she was putting on her seat belt, the heat of the car popped the can of crescent rolls with a loud BANG.
The woman, thinking she had been shot, slumped over and leaned against the steering for quite a while before somebody came by and asked her is she was okay. Only then did she realize she was still alive!
Later, she returned to her car and as she was putting on her seat belt, the heat of the car popped the can of crescent rolls with a loud BANG.
The woman, thinking she had been shot, slumped over and leaned against the steering for quite a while before somebody came by and asked her is she was okay. Only then did she realize she was still alive!
twistedthreads
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Same thing but a little different...Still funny...
A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said "Are you okay?"
The woman answered "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in."
Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then attempted to hold her brains in.
I would like to have a long talk with engineer who devised this container.
...it's not the popping open, I mind...it's getting that piece of shit wrapper peel, started
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