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Super Duper Funny Picture Thread # 3
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Welcome to the forum
Remember it doesn't matter if all your plants die, as long as you can find funny pictures to distract people:
Ditched Time Warner Cable for Google Fiber. Got an email asking me to come back, so I
sent them this picture.
This was posted by SpasticGramps here @ ICMag:
SNIFF
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the
plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was from the Commonwealth Police Drug Department and that the dog was a 'sniffer dog'.
'His name is Sniff and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get
airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off , and once it has levelled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'
He told Sniff to 'search'.
Sniff jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniff then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniff to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'
'I like it !' said his seat mate.
The Policeman then told Sniff to 'search' again.
Sniff walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a
moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.
The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on ?'
The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the
plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was from the Commonwealth Police Drug Department and that the dog was a 'sniffer dog'.
'His name is Sniff and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get
airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off , and once it has levelled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'
He told Sniff to 'search'.
Sniff jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniff then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniff to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'
'I like it !' said his seat mate.
The Policeman then told Sniff to 'search' again.
Sniff walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a
moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.
The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on ?'
The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'
Perfect with the puffy shirt!
Halloween's soon!
mad skills? madman?? or photoshopped???
al70 , good joke but it`s in the wrong thread . Here is a link
https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=52924&page=185
https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=52924&page=185
how to get folks pissed off at ya.......
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