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greenmatter
at least your friend got some soup out of the deal .......... but it does sound like my mom and his knew each other
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Stupid sh!t you did when you were young...
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at least your friend got some soup out of the deal .......... but it does sound like my mom and his knew each other
,got beat with them ,a spatula ,wooden spoon and the worst next the the hot wheel track was a hair brush bristle side down fucking ouch get a 100 lil holes in ya ,
i stole my grampas car and ended up in a ditch
good thread going here.
however, i just dont have enough time to tell my stories.
however, i just dont have enough time to tell my stories.
Oh yeah!! The TRACK how could I forget thanks. Don't remember my infraction but I got bonus creds at school for the cool welts on and near my ass.
chargers123
Member
shot my grandma in the ankle at 14 with a bb gun from 20 yards.. didnt think it would do much really... just a little 'ping'... but nope...
ended up goin almost all the way through and pokin out the other side .. she had to go to hospital get it removed
drove drunk a lot in middle teens (lucky nothin too bad ever happened)
pulled the fire alarm in a big church during the prayer at age 7
home alone playing with hairspray and lighters after school age 10..
thats about it really
ended up goin almost all the way through and pokin out the other side .. she had to go to hospital get it removed
drove drunk a lot in middle teens (lucky nothin too bad ever happened)
pulled the fire alarm in a big church during the prayer at age 7
home alone playing with hairspray and lighters after school age 10..
thats about it really
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guest3901
When I was a wee lad,my parents always told meto stay out of their bedroom..which I did.until I was 13..it was summer vacation and I was home alone and decided to go see what was the big secret in the no go zone.i found in their bedroom closet manymason jars filled with silver dollars..along with an envelope stuffed with cash labeled "boys allowance "..as you did i cashed it all in on donkey Kong and various other arcade games..man when my parents finally realized i was ripping them off...well it wasn't a good scene..
I should of buried it in the backyard instead..
Oh yeah...and i started my highschool on fire...and i use to throw hostess products at my teachers..susy-q's work best.split them in half..they stick great.
chargers123
Member
i loved donkey kong haha
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Mountain
My friend's brother dealt blow and we got the stuff for free. Was fun but never caused a problem for me fortunately. Did speed back then also and not a problem either and to this day can't see what people like about it.
At high school some peeps blew up the guard shack with a pipe bomb. One of the end caps went through a window and embedded itself into a file cabinet. We all knew who did it and no one talked about it. Even had the FBI sniffing around. Since like back in '79 long since a dead issue. I even tried to Google it...lol!
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longearedfriend
i'm not sure if he meant his boy as in his buddy
or boy as in his kid
anyways
I am confessing tonight
I got a blowjob from a granny (50 year old) when I was younger, she wasn't that bad looking, blue eyed blonde, artist, lol, she was actually fun
she asked me to water her plants when she had to go places (she was a neighbour), I smoked her out a couple of times too lol
one day my shower wasn't working, and I really needed to take a shower so I asked if I could borrow her's
I had a couple of beers before hand
she always offered to do it, but I always said no
well I was horny, feeling like a million dollars, my judgment was impaired, so I whipped him out
not something i'm not that proud of today lol
meh
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Me and a buddy used to rip off the coin stash my mom and dad left for school lunches. I played sick one day and stayed home from school. I heard a loud bang at the door. My so-called buddy was trying to get the chain off the door, lol. I knew exactly who it was because the guy had a distinct scar on his hand. First guy I ever knew to run from a fight.
I told my parents and mom said money had been missing for some time. She offered that "my buddy" had been breaking in frequently and was smart enough to not steal the whole stash. I was too naive to recognize the reverse psychology. The stupid thing was never admitting my own complicity.
I told my parents and mom said money had been missing for some time. She offered that "my buddy" had been breaking in frequently and was smart enough to not steal the whole stash. I was too naive to recognize the reverse psychology. The stupid thing was never admitting my own complicity.
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longearedfriend
she would have but it wasn't finished lol
please don't answer, lol.
ooh, you already did...
ooh, you already did...
BongRipkenJR.
Active member
I started smoking weed at 11 years old. My dad caught me high as a kite at 12 years of age and he whooped my ass. After that he called the cops. The cops told them that if he wants they can charge me with misdemeanor possession, but my dad would more than likely have to pay the fine and it would be a big inconvenience. Luckily I only had a gram or so left on me because the other two ounces I had that day were sold and smoked in a phatty session inside a broke down VW bus.
After the beating and the cops being sent on their way I had a brilliant idea. I had just discovered masturbation and hadn't got a chance to try it while on weed(said like John Stewart on Half Baked)! So I did what any 12 year old would do, I hit the shower. This was all in 1997. In 2006 I found out my dad had just quit smoking herb about a year before I started. The funny thing is, when I quit smoking after being caught again, my grades went down and I became very unruly. I was out of control for a little bit after that. I started back up again at 16.
After the beating and the cops being sent on their way I had a brilliant idea. I had just discovered masturbation and hadn't got a chance to try it while on weed(said like John Stewart on Half Baked)! So I did what any 12 year old would do, I hit the shower. This was all in 1997. In 2006 I found out my dad had just quit smoking herb about a year before I started. The funny thing is, when I quit smoking after being caught again, my grades went down and I became very unruly. I was out of control for a little bit after that. I started back up again at 16.
I was introduced to colombian thunderfuck at the ripe age of 12. I'd only smoked mexi before that and never got more than a slight buzz. This was full-tilt anxiety and I thought I was gonna die. All from two measly bong hits!
I actually told my pops I'd been smoking weed. It was one of the few times the poor guy ever showed empathy. He calmly told me I wouldn't die and even threw a comforter over me on the couch.
Getting caught repeatedly didn't get the same reaction, lol. My parents found a bag of colombian red bud and lowered the boom. I could only smoke pot in the house. I'll never forget my pops telling me I got ripped off, the stuff didn't look like pot.
My bitch sister decided to tell my folks I was smoking pot everywhere. So they nixed smoking at home and told me to stop.
34 years later, I still smoke. My dad even found a few hemostats and hung them in the garage-shop by the plier sets. During a visit, he asked me if I really used those to smoke pot. I not only answered but admitted I still puff. Rather surprisingly, pops asked if I wanted em back. I said nah, I've got more.
I actually told my pops I'd been smoking weed. It was one of the few times the poor guy ever showed empathy. He calmly told me I wouldn't die and even threw a comforter over me on the couch.
Getting caught repeatedly didn't get the same reaction, lol. My parents found a bag of colombian red bud and lowered the boom. I could only smoke pot in the house. I'll never forget my pops telling me I got ripped off, the stuff didn't look like pot.
My bitch sister decided to tell my folks I was smoking pot everywhere. So they nixed smoking at home and told me to stop.
34 years later, I still smoke. My dad even found a few hemostats and hung them in the garage-shop by the plier sets. During a visit, he asked me if I really used those to smoke pot. I not only answered but admitted I still puff. Rather surprisingly, pops asked if I wanted em back. I said nah, I've got more.
forty
Active member
my list is too long... but one of the better nights: hopped the fence to the local budweiser distributor, checked every truck til we found beer, got loaded. thought it would be a great idea to ride our bikes through marine world after hours. we threw our bikes over the fence and rode the whole place, this is at the orig. location in redwood shores (fuck oracle). we ended up petting orcas on the nose... i will never forget that experience! was worth the ass whoppin my ol man delivered.
i knew what trespassing was but i always though Malicious Mischief was a punk band til i got popped for it.
i knew what trespassing was but i always though Malicious Mischief was a punk band til i got popped for it.
Sandnut
Active member
i stayed in a south american hotel as a kid for a couple months...
i bought a laser pointer at some novelty shop and thought how cool it was to point at people in the lobby, bar, and parking lot.
after about a week of terrorizing the hotel they tracked me down to my room.
the best part was messing with the guy playing the piano.
i bought a laser pointer at some novelty shop and thought how cool it was to point at people in the lobby, bar, and parking lot.
after about a week of terrorizing the hotel they tracked me down to my room.
the best part was messing with the guy playing the piano.
Lucky you did that back then...nowadays doing the same thing results in severe federal charges.
