Stuff!:D

[resinryder]

You have to go down on them. Way down. Another thing. Never bet a midget your dick hangs closer to the ground than his does.

 

[Retardo Motabon]

"Never bet a midget your dick hangs closer to the ground than his does."

dang!
You learned it here first folks!

 

[unclefishstick]

and just when you think you've seen it all..
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[Grizz]

I will take that bet, hell I have a stool I stand on to piss because my dick gets wet in the bowl

 

[unclefishstick]

I will take that bet, hell I have a stool I stand on to piss because my dick gets wet in the bowl

stop putting your dick in vegas buffets and that wont happen...

 

[Grizz]

is buffets a code for hooker ? I don't get it.

 

[resinryder]

"Never bet a midget your dick hangs closer to the ground than his does."

dang!
You learned it here first folks!

I do try to impart pearls necklaces of wisdom every once in a while.

and just when you think you've seen it all..
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Furby fuckin?

I will take that bet, hell I have a stool I stand on to piss because my dick gets wet in the bowl

That's not a bowl it's a bed pan.

 

[armedoldhippy]

and just when you think you've seen it all..
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dang, how did you beat ol' noyd to the pic of that hot redhead? I thought he had the market cornered...

 

[unclefishstick]

lol, redhead+hot=totally insane

 

[armedoldhippy]

lol, redhead+hot=totally insane

yeah, but it's a GOOD kind of insanity, right up to the point when she crushes your skull with a cast iron skillet because "FUCK you! that's why!" until then, though...

 

[dansbuds]

Love me some crazy redheads you can actually see it in their eyes lol

 

[armedoldhippy]

Love me some crazy redheads you can actually see it in their eyes lol


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when you see white all the way around, they are not excited, it is time to run... last time i saw that, my wife hit me with a full-size vacuum cleaner, the stand-up canister model...

 

[resinryder]

lol

 

[Grizz]

when you see white all the way around, they are not excited, it is time to run... last time i saw that, my wife hit me with a full-size vacuum cleaner, the stand-up canister model...

at least it wasent a hoover,

 

[armedoldhippy]

at least it wasent a hoover,

a Dyson, I think...big fucker. surprised me that she could get it up off the floor completely, to be honest, LOL!

 

[unclefishstick]

hell hath no fury....

 

[Retardo Motabon]

I wish I could get mine to pick up a vacuum

 

[unclefishstick]

i find its much easier to do when someone isnt telling me to do it...

 

[Grizz]

i find its much easier to do when someone isnt telling me to do it...

this coming from MR. HOOVER himself, the guy can suck the chrome off a 2inch trailer ball.

 

[BayBHuey]

i find its much easier to do when someone isnt telling me to do it...

thats disgusting

BayBHuey