Strangest smelling or tasting weed you've smoked

[master shake]

KGB, was from an imported Afghan seed, grown in the ground 35 years ago to yield a 6 foot tall plant. Not only did it smell just like rotten meat when fresh, but if you got the resin on your skin it made you break out in welts. If you got any resin in your eye from your hands, you were blinded for hours. It had to be manicured fresh wearing thin plastic gloves except that working over the fresh plants was like chopping onions, it made you cry. Or let it dry first, that stopped most of the problems with the resin from manicuring. it was a very strong narcotic, physical, couch-lock high. No problems with rolling or smoking it, except I did not like the "high" at all. I wonder if we would of vaped a hit of fresh weed would it have hurt our lungs? I will never know....
-SamS

Sounds similar to a plant I grew a few years ago, think I made a thread about it because I'd never experienced watery eyes from raw and dry buds. Must be some type of uncommon terpenoid. Even months after drying and curing in jars those nugs would irritate my and others eyes.

Did that Afghan plant show any purple? The plant I grew was from bagseed from some solid purple, almost black buds.

 

[Mikenite69]

I would say the worst smelling weed I ever smelled was my last test grow for medman when you opened the jar it smelled like burning rubber just putrid smelling the taste wasn't really that bad like a piney citrus taste. Worst weed ever though has to go to some brick mexi weed.

Now all the guys that are saying about the "basement weed" a lot of hazes that go around NYC smells like musty old damp basement that is how I describe the haze smell not sure what cut of haze it is. Even when smoked that is how it taste but that weed puts you in la la land after smoking a joint or a blunt.

 

[mpd]

Water cure those moldy buds then convert them to oil!

 

[gdbud]

paraquat laced weed from the late 70's

 

[madalasatori]

Unkowm skunk variant in the uk late nineties smelt exactly like sweet baby sick

 

[Calimed]

Maui pineapple... Which was really a diesel of some sort due to mislabeling from the nursery. The smell was like a raunchy sweet diesel and made your nose itchy. When we were trimming it, most the crew had to leave the room every hour for fresh air. Sadly, she wasn't very efficacious and was a low yielder.

 

[supermanlives]

Ok I have had pure bubblegum where it was strange. I mean I've had hints of it before, but this tasted like.....tooooooooo much.


Also about 2 months ago some smelled like piss. LOL

I said "ya sometimes it smells that way. nothing is wrong with it."

he said "ya, I know"

I said "there's a strain out there called catpiss, and special phenotypes and stuff."

he says "oh really? man that's kind of weird."

Then I declared "my god though, this really smells like straight cat piss. LIKE A LOT"

as we know along with eating leaves ,some cats love to pee on stuff. sounds like a creative dealer lol... my last male cat pee on all my luggage, nothing else ever. just stuff I would pack for a trip.... I loved him but I don't miss him or want another cat....peace

 

[OrganicBuds]

Grew some Grape Punch from Bog this year that smells like vagina after an 8 hour workout.

 

[toolwrenchus]

Grew some Grape Punch from Bog this year that smells like vagina after an 8 hour workout.

LOL damn all punch and no grape LMAO

 

[Stoner4Life]

if it smells bad don't burn it.
tastes bad? stop burning it.


I burned an odd tasting joint w/a stranger one night, he was the gas jockey @ a Sunoco station who allowed me to use the lift for an emergency repair one night. I repaired my dangling glass-pack when he invited me to toke up, it had a strong perfumey taste that I put off to it previously possibly being in some chicks purse. Wrong. it was angel dust and I started tripping on my drive to NYC, crazy shit. got home and slept it off w/o wrecking the car. lesson learned.

 

[toolwrenchus]

whoa...thats why i normally only smoke herb straight from the grower

 

[DarthFader1]

That's why i ONLY smoke my own herb

 

[Chimera]

I burned an odd tasting joint w/a stranger one night, he was the gas jockey @ a Sunoco station who allowed me to use the lift for an emergency repair one night. I repaired my dangling glass-pack when he invited me to toke up, it had a strong perfumey taste that I put off to it previously possibly being in some chicks purse. Wrong. it was angel dust and I started tripping on my drive to NYC, crazy shit. got home and slept it off w/o wrecking the car. lesson learned.

Good thing you didn't end up min Debo's chicken coop....

 

[toolwrenchus]

lmao!

i was seriously just thinking bout that movie before i saw this comment!

 

[Stoner4Life]

Good thing you didn't end up min Debo's chicken coop....

I been there, it was a pigeon coop anyways.......

 

[choom]

Oddly thought back on this subject before..

Oddly thought back on this subject before..

One that I have encountered and have yet to know or find again, is a strain called Liver that tasted and smelled SPOT ON like chopped liver..the smell is the taste etc. The flavor was so tangy lingering and UNIQUE which is what I strive to deliver.. I got it as a donation from Life Cross in Renton WA and have yet to know the lineage, I've tried many times to find out. All I can think is MAYBE a rank chem pheno or something with a heavenly stone like it had

had a unknown cut of a supposed cheese, and it smelled exactly like beef stew!! we threw it out and later i read somewhere that colorado has a clone only called beef stew,, lol… nasty..

When @acridlab described his cheese cut I immediately thought back on the Liver... no guessing or half this half hash-like notes half whatever terpene profile expression; it was just straight liver tang. If you have nothing to do with liver, you would loathe this fucking strain with every inch of you; and if you enjoy liver most still wouldn't want to smoke that kind of flavor.
Truly unique cannabis and when people ask of me bizarre or peculiar strains I've came across, the Liver strikes first in my mind

Grew some Grape Punch from Bog this year that smells like vagina after an 8 hour workout.

Yeow mama! I have Sour Bubble, Sour Lifesaver, and Sour Grape running at the moment (first time running BOG's gear and love it, 2 SB, one prolific SLS, and one SG I've nicknamed to myself the leaning tower of sour; Though my BOG males I love much much more than the girls and can't wait to work with them. The odd thing about this Grape IMO is the way the head nug is dainty compared to the mid and lower buds, a very boutique appearance to the flowers and quality over quantity plant. Before anyone says anything she was burnt being too close to a bulb very early flower.. more shots of her and other specimen's from BOG's gear and others in my photo albums!


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[SaBeS]

Out here my friend has a strain called the fat Albert that can only be described as having an overpowering garlic smell and taste.

After vaping it I keep thinking I just ate some Italian garlic bread, and trimming it is an experience in its own.

 

[choom]

@SaBeS: Some kind of chem? Does your buddy know or have you asked because the first thing that came into my mind was the exhale of an extremely garlic powered chem..Fat Albert seems like good shit can you elaborate a bit more? My attention has been caught.

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[johnnybravo]

neem oil weed

 

[abirdintheair]

I have a RKS in bean form that tastes like hot garbage on the exhale, pretty much to the point where I didn't want to smoke it and just gave it away