Strangest ripped story ever....

[VIKINGtrich]

HAHAHA! What a complete Dumb Fuck! I've heard of folks stealing TV's and lap tops, cars, trucks, etc, But Fucking Compost? LOL....What a dick move on his part.... Sounds like something a dumb 12 year old would do....Maybe he is smarter than we all were at 12 and went home and made BHO Hash Oil with the moldy shit...Either way, Who ever did it, Is fucked up, and has a lot to learn.

 

[David762]

Nobody should have been able to find A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G.

Nobody should have been able to find A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G.

What they took as a bunch of super moldy (Black) buds still connected to
the branches. They put them in a kiddy pool, drug it over to the fence and tossed
it all over into the neighbors yard. Then they stole my neighbors greenwaste can, filled
it with the moldy stash, and wheeled it out his driveway. Leaving a trail the whole way.
Which I followed down the street and into another neighbors driveway, where the trail ended. I talked to that neighbor, and we looked all over his property for the missing can, to no avail.

I'm actually thinking it was the kid that lives between him and I. I think he brought the can into the neighbors prop and tossed it over his own fence which backs up to the neighbors prop.

Definitely wasn't the cops, and i'm all legal anyway.
I just wonder why he didn't do it 2 months ago, before all the mold. I think he was originally trying to get into my shed (looking for keys in the truck) but as he couldn't,
he wasn't going home empty handed, and stole my compost pile.

I'm still kinda stunned. It was really really gross.

Nobody should have been able to find A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G. outdoors, even in your fenced yard, unless you didn't mind any swinging dick to find out about your hobby. Sorry for your distress in this situation.

I wouldn't necessarily consider moving out as a preemptive measure against a potential future break-in to your residence -- outdoor motion-sense lights, video cameras, and an alarm system for your home might be in order. Legal or not, though, I would be disinclined to sign up for a monitored security system -- even if you're not home, it's an automatic invitation for LEO's to enter in pursuit of a burglar. And perhaps an alarm system for your vehicle, as well.

It needs to be said here -- how good are your relations with your neighbors, and do you have a neighborhood watch organized? As a countermeasure, if allowed by local ordinance, I might be inclined to grow a few clones outdoors, under the purview of a day|night video camera or two. Better to entice the perpetrators with some "easy pickings" that wouldn't violate the sanctity of your home, imho. Once the perpetrators get inside your home, it might be time to consider relocating.

 

[David762]

I like the way you think ...

I like the way you think ...

now that you have lights in the yard. go get a BAD ASS ACCURATE paintball gun. Those things HURT and leave WELTS! hit those kids with a jar of rounds they will regret it

super soaker of ammonia.

once you have the pics of these kids stealing from you ... spend 500 bucks on a big ass billboard and put that shit up for 30 days close to the neighborhood "QUIT STEALING" bold red letters.

but even cheaper and to the point would be printing up a hundred flyers with these delinquents' pictures on them, and flooding the entire neighborhood with the flyers -- in the mail, stapled to telephone poles, etcetera.

 

[Chronic Don]

but even cheaper and to the point would be printing up a hundred flyers with these delinquents' pictures on them, and flooding the entire neighborhood with the flyers -- in the mail, stapled to telephone poles, etcetera.

make sure that you modify some of the flyers, the ones which get delivered to his door.
have it say something like "wanted these suspects who broke into and stole from my shed in my yard. anyone with information please call
Big John's Car Crushing and Roadkill Removal Service at 555 1212

 

[Kcar]

It needs to be said here -- how good are your relations with your neighbors, and do you have a neighborhood watch organized?

Very good, and now much better. I've been talking to all of
them that I know, and atleast 6 different houses in my little
area have been hit, and people are pissed. Yesterday someone put signs up all over the neighborhood warning of these thieves.

How about this game camera:
http://www.costco.com/Browse/Produc..._Price|1||P_SignDesc1&lang=en-US&Sp=C&topnav=

Or maybe this camera system:
http://www.costco.com/Browse/Produc..._Price|1||P_SignDesc1&lang=en-US&Sp=C&topnav=

 

[TruthOrLie]

be careful. if you acuse someone of something that defames their character and you can't prove it you can be sued for libel. that's why I don't go around telling everyone my "friend" is a lobster thief.

 

[Kcar]

be careful. if you acuse someone of something that defames their character and you can't prove it you can be sued for liable. that's why I don't go around telling everyone my "friend" is a lobster thief.

Wouldn't dream of it. I'm going to catch them in the act.

 

[mr bub]

Quote:
Originally Posted by mr bub
get an alarm for the truck.
get a dog for the back yard.
add motion detector lights.

all fairly cheap

Done
Can't
Done

2 out of 3 anyway. My three cats would shit If I got a dog.

may as well get the dog.
your cats will shit anyway just to keep your nose in the litterbox

 

[norichips]

hope those idiots get whats coming to them

 

[TruthOrLie]

Earlier tonight a man is arrested for hurling urine filled water balloons at his neighbor's 11 year old son. Apparently the child's ball had gone over the neighbor's fence and landed in the suspect's compost pile.

 

[Chronic Don]

hope those idiots get whats coming to them

I wonder if they did?

Earlier tonight a man is arrested for hurling urine filled water balloons at his neighbor's 11 year old son. Apparently the child's ball had gone over the neighbor's fence and landed in the suspect's compost pile.

 

[keat]

Haha, get a gamecam seems to be one of the best way to do it, then present the pictures to the kiddies parants.


But i would love for some stupid f*ck to try to break in here, they would get to go on a camping trip with uncle shotgun

 

[ladygrey]

been a while , did you catch them?

 

[dankski]

One word.....gamecam. Cheap and effective. Use pics to have em charged with at least trespassing. You know you haven't seen the last of em...or at least you should. For about $500 bucks you can get a cam that'll send pics too your email or cell phone in about 45 seconds.

I use em on my OD grows and send the pics to a prepaid phone(never call or talk on it tho!!!) paid for with cash. Paid for itself last year. Good for me but not so good for the rippers I caught! LOL. I woulda caught em anyway cause they came while I was there. Those two dudes will never rip a patch again I can promise you! And no I didn't phisically harm them, I know what some of yall are thinking and shame on you. Just to phuck with em I mailed em pics of themselves standing next to my plants a few weeks later.

I'd suggest gamecams for anyone with this type of security issue...the pic in my sig...Gamecam...nuff said

I just hope you never sent the pics to the police from what you said about getting them charged,we cant be hypercricts now

 

[Kcar]

Well, I found out that this same group of theives hit about 6 houses or more
in my general area. Then about a week later, three guys were out at a bar.
Came home around 10:30 to their door open. When they walked up to it,
someone slammed it in their face, and locked it. But the guys had the keys, pushed
the door open and caught 2 of the 3 theives. The cops had to take them to
the hospital, before they could book them, as they had the shit kicked out of them.
All this happened within a mile of me, so it may well have been them.
Also, I loaded up on motion lights, Security System, and other nameless deterents...

 

[mintz]

good,i hope they got the cranny kicked out of them,the fuckers

 

[SexInTheCity]

Hey man --- some advice that no one has given and may really save you -- try to keep mail or any deliveries NOT sitting on your front door when you are gone -- I know these people are stupid but you never know....stay safe.