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Stoner Friendly Jobs.

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I know they are out there and I want one. In the mean time I would like to hear about yours. Oh yea and remember I want one got it. LOL :D
 
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I can think of a few stoner friendly jobs......not that I have one but here it goes

Taxicab driver

Garbage man - Don't Laugh these guys make bank

graphic designer

Marijuana Breeder

Glass Blower

Construction Worker

Limo Driver

Bouncer

Bartender

Professional Surfer

Jetski rental guy in the Florida Keys - I know this guy bout halfway down the keys just lives in a nice house on the water and rents jetskis and windboards from a little booth.


Or you could just marry a fat chick and sponge off her :)
 
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Naa, can't do that. Nope!! Well the ultimate would probally be living the high life like Gypsy and DutchGrown but we can't all be that lucky.

Can we?

We should be able to, but you know the deal. I'm sure it isn't always rosey for them either.

Oh yea and remember. I want a stoner friendly job. I'm not kidding.
 
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I can speak for the Graphic Designers. Were all stoners here. If the boss decided to do drug testing I say 75 percent of the place would be gone. How else could you think up cool designs?
I'm an artist dammit!

Blatant
 
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There you go Blatant. That's more up my alley.

Sharp_Pain: sorry didn't to ignore yours. Those are good ones to.
 

BuzzBob

aka Buzz'dBob
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To dovetail in with Blatant, Web-Designer/Programmer/General Geek. :D

'course, a lotta shops that employ may also do tests... But its a good profession to be self-employed in. So no boss' random piss tests!
 
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I'm a damn network guru / all around computer junkie. This job can really get stressfull at times. Most people hate you as soon as you walk in because their computers don't work.

Get a freaking Mac I say!!
 
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I worked in an office for several years for a small company of 15-20 people as a webmaster/graphic artist. My boss lived 2000 miles away and is an old hippie. He kind of looks like Santa Claus.

About five months ago... I asked if I could work remotely. I wanted to move within a days drive of my kids in the Chicago area... the office I worked in was in Las Vegas. He said... I work remotely... I don't see why you couldn't as well.

I now live in Kentucky... work from home... work stoned and work whatever hours I want. Every Thursday, there is a nice deposit into my bank account.

Hell, I've been working online since 94 building sites as a freelance web designer and got used to that freedom, but after the dot.bust of 2000 things really dried up for me and I was forced to find a regular job. I hated going into the office 8:30 - 4:30. I barely even function before noon.

I suppose I got lucky on this deal.
 

BuzzBob

aka Buzz'dBob
Veteran
Hey BigMo!

Strike out on your own, man! I have a good friend who used to work the Help Desk at the same place I used to work doing Java Development. He and I were both shit-canned {downsized} at about the same time. He started his Computer Repair/Service company, and I started my Wed Design/Hosting company. I'm "gett'n by," but he's kick'n ass!

Why, just yesterday, he had to hire his first employee 'cause he's got too much work! And... Unlike where you must be now, when he comes calling, people love him!!!

Think about it... It ain't that tough to get started, really. All you need are the skills, and the determination to make it work! And once you're not working for a paycheck anymore, you'll never go back...


-Bob
 
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Coolbeans, BuzzBob!

I run a small hosting biz on the side... 100+ clients and pickup a few freelance web design jobs here and there. I'm not dependent on it... but it does bring in a few extra bucks to support my new found gardening hobby.

Gotta love the net!
 
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Growin marijuana
Cleaning Pools
Work at a porn shop
Work at a head shop
Driving instructor

Just a few

Tex
 
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Seems like us Double Clickers have the right profession. I've been thinking of Remote work as you called it. Just gotta sell El Hefe on it. Good Luck!

Blatant
 
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Blatant said:
Seems like us Double Clickers have the right profession. I've been thinking of Remote work as you called it. Just gotta sell El Hefe on it. Good Luck!

Blatant

Right click... inhale...
 
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Hey BuzzBob:

I had to read that twice before I caught what you meant. In other words take the dive on my own it is worth it right.

I really didn't mean that they literally hate you, they just are really frustrated. They usually love me and are glad to see me.

How long has your friend been doing his own biz. Been contemplating this for awhile. I am just tired of working for someone else and seeing them take all the perks.

Hey I do alot of remote work. Bad thing in this Biz is that so many people try to stiff you for your money.

TK: Those are all good ones to.

Chuckyoufarley: Now that's a ultimatum I could handle getting.
 
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When I lived in Miami, I was part of a two-man Customer Service team at a cigar company. Basically, they manufactured, rolled, and sold cigars and cigar accesories.
The other half of my team was my boss. Big pill popper. After about a week of being hired, I noticed that the Owner/CEO would go in the bathroom, lock it, and come out smelling like weed. Ok.... So after about a week 1/2 I find "the guy at my new job that looks like he smokes weed". Ya'll ALL know who I'm talking about!! I start talking to him, and I ask him about the boss getting high. So, he just laughs and asks me if I want to go burn at lunch. I say sure, and since I had some "Crippy" at the time, I offered to be the host. We burn a little of my shit, get really high, and talk through lunch about different shit.
So, I'm high as hell when I get back. After about an hour, I hear over the intercom, "Mr. Cheeba(names protected), please come to the sales office." Paranoid, knowing this motherfucker turned me in, I go to the sales office. There were only 5 salesmen total for the office, 3 were missing. The remaining two older salesmen pointed at the bathroom. I go in there, and they and my new friend are in there smoked OUT! Stank like pure heaven!!
Every day, at least twice a day I got high on some of the best homegrown you guys have EVER smoked. Wanna hear the kicker? I told you they rolled and manufactured, right? There was a team of 3 Cuban and Dominican women that hand-rolled the cigars. Whenever I bought an ounce of mids or schwag, guess who I schmoozed up to to roll PERFECT blunts for me?
I always had papers, cigars, lighters, whatever I needed. I was one of only 5 that had the key to the vault.
End to the story.... Our "stay-high" boss, liked to snort also. In order to fund his other habit he dipped in the company till. Enough that, he had to sell the company and lay ALL our asses off. First time I ever truely cried about losing a job. Ended up not even getting my last fucking check. They let us get as much merch as we could get into a bag.
My stoner friendly job...
 
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mybeans420

resident slackass
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carney
beach stand operator
GARDEN CENTER OR NURSERY:D this is what i did before i hurt myself:( i miss it

there's always ebay;)
 

TheIO

Member
computer tech? Might not beable to get stoned on the job but definately wont test you... At least where i work
 
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