stealth or pussy?

[WillyNilly]

"... i hate having sex with a girl that is not even into me and just lies there waiting for me to finish."


Don't ever get married....

 

[jrockondamic]

I can't help but feel as though I am in the company of those who largely suck at sex, and subsequently reap the spoils of mediocre pussy. Call it conceited if you must.

There are broads worth risking prison over. Just because you can't find them in the confines of backpage.com, hippie festivals, mediocre sorority whores and whatever else your 40K a year plus benefits existence may consider "wifey material," doesn't mean they don't exist.

I suppose this is where I confess, hopefully without conceit, that some of the members of this fine website do indeed indulge in absolutely divine pussy.

Look: If you're doing the rounds with the 7/11 broad working 3rd shift, you really can't speak intelligently to the disparity between safety and pussy, now can you?

 

[gdtrfb]

i can't think of a single human being i want to uuunff so badly that someone else uuuunfing me in a jail cell is a fair trade off.

ok, maybe betty white, but that's another thread.

 

[Phillthy]

i have a dilemna on my hands, but a good dilemna. met a really hot chick last night and i have the feeling things will get rolling soon, already made it to 1st base just a few more dates and it should be soon. long story short shes pretty much the hottest/coolest chick ive ever met, im fuckin shocked she is even interested in me. i have blue balls just thinking about last night we were all over eachother and then suddenly cockblocked by annoying friends who dont know when to GET LOST!!!! FUCCCCK.

now the bad part she knows i grow. not bcause me telling her, but bcause i do alot of business with her best friends boyfriend "G"., "G"s girl i have known a while shes always around and has smoked with me and even been in the car when we do duffel bag deals, so she pretty much knows already. so yeah kinda fucked situation, i know its risky getting involved but i am thinking with my penis here. i figure the first few dates i can maybe get hotel or chill at another house, but eventually if things click who knows shes gonna end up here in my bedroom and i live in the same spot i grow in med state cali

i will do my best to remain cautious as possible since we all know girls are scandalous and she could have a sketchy cousin waiting to rob me. but fuck I NEED THIS PUSSY. i cant say it any louder only been laid twice this year so far very dry year. and this girl has been on my mind literally every second since i saw her.

it isnt risky to get with that chick. you covered risky when you did deals with others to witness it. this chick wont make you any more unsafe... you are already unsafe!

 

[teemu shalanie]

U gotta tighten up ur work game,
p.s if things sound/look to good to be true , they usually are.........
TS

 

[Rednick]

So this one time I worked at a liquor store, right.
But I'm a shy guy.
I really wanted to ask out this Russian chick that worked there.
I didn't think she'd say yes, but now I've got a date, what to do?
I tried to feel here up, now she says my parents are gone for the weekend.
What do I do?

:End of thread:

 

[Rednick]

it isnt risky to get with that chick. you covered risky when you did deals with others to witness it. this chick wont make you any more unsafe... you are already unsafe!

And that.

 

[indoor/outdoor]

Damn man your covers blown wide open already, your homie's girlfriend friends with her? JUST TELL HER WHAT SHE ALREADY KNOWS, THAT WAY AT LEAST SHE'LL KNOW YOUR HONEST.HONESTY IS IMPORTANT IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP.

 

[Strainhunter]

OP I got something for you:

 

[Dudesome]

honesty IS best policy I agree. but overindulgence is detrimental.
DO not tell her what she already presumably guesses... untill she asks. Indulgence is dangerous in things like these. Better keep your mouth shut and ur dick hard.

 

[SOTF420]

Yummy just admit it's you, c'mon man we know already man we know!

 

[FlaDankster]

LetTimmyStroke

Ya gotta admit Timmy....this is a good nic for you!Horny fooker!

 

[paladin420]

Hey wheres the pictures? Damn she prob really a barker.
Really brudda lookin back? You always remember the times you said no. Even to the ones you wher beddin regular.. Seize the fuckin day cause death makes all things egual. If it's worth sayin them latins already dun it.. IMMHO

 

[Yes4Prop215]

there is so much comedic gold in here.....reminds me of the YB days.....PICS OR GTFO!!



we shall judge if this pussy is truely worth risking your security for...



did yummybud ever post pictures of natalia his 16 year old child sex slave to his awkward persian bacne......??

 

[FlaDankster]

there is so much comedic gold in here.....reminds me of the YB days.....PICS OR GTFO!!



we shall judge if this pussy is truely worth risking your security for...



did yummybud ever post pictures of natalia his 16 year old child sex slave to his awkward persian bacne......??

Uh hu!

 

[Stress_test]

I'd say quit dealing with your boy if his chick is telling random girls about your business. thats fucked up man. I've cut people off for that kind of shit before. can't lead to anything good.

I was going to say the same thing.

 

[Stress_test]

"... i hate having sex with a girl that is not even into me and just lies there waiting for me to finish."


Don't ever get married....

If they are just layin there then you are doing something wrong or you just have a lil "willy".

Seriously though man, if she just lays there then stab er in the ass with a needle, it'll usually get some bucking action going on.

 

[supermanlives]

stealth pussy get a room

 

[growshopfrank]

FWIW usually the guys that have the most to say about others behavior with women are the worse offenders of all...

 

[Donald Trump]

prove it.