some people

[Dislexus]

I got it, get her dog to bite you somehow and sue the fuck out of her, with a cop as a witness about her having her dogs shit on your property cuz she's rich and can get away with it, you could make the case in civil court she sicked the dog on you and thinks she can get away with it because she's rich.

In these times and sentiments, a jury would ruin her, her lawyer would advise her to settle.

Contact that cop and just touch base with him, tell him you're worried she is going to harrass you with feces now she knows she can get away with it, and you need him to remember the incident in case you need to establish a pattern of behavior later on.

You'll be in the money bro. Could file assault charges on her too. See how that coont handles prison.

 

[Dudesome]

I got it, get her dog to bite you somehow and sue the fuck out of her, with a cop as a witness about her having her dogs shit on your property cuz she's rich and can get away with it, you could make the case in civil court she sicked the dog on you and thinks she can get away with it because she's rich.

In these times and sentiments, a jury would ruin her, her lawyer would advise her to settle.

Contact that cop and just touch base with him, tell him you're worried she is going to harrass you with feces now she knows she can get away with it, and you need him to remember the incident in case you need to establish a pattern of behavior later on.

You'll be in the money bro. Could file assault charges on her too. See how that coont handles prison.

wow, Dis, youre really feeling for the op

 

[juicepuddle]

What would happen if you threw the poo at her? Just sayin

 

[Dudesome]

What would happen if you threw the poo at her? Just sayin

if not for that cop only. otherwise i'm sure it would be recognized as an acto of vandalism or some shit

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Me and the fuck head neighbor are in a dog war atm. His three-legged porch mutt used to shit in my yard several times a week. So I took the shovel and scooped a half dozen piles and dumped it on his monkey grass.

So fuck head gets the message. As far as I know, Hoppie hasn't shit in my yard since. Then fuck head buys two German Shepherds. He's got a fenced in yard but puts the shepherds in two small kennel cages 24/7. I recon he doesn't want his yard full of shit either. I get the feeling these shepherds are spooked because they never stop barking, howling, crying etc.

Come to find out, the porch mutt is taunting em. If the cages weren't padlocked I'd set the mutt up for his last scrape. Did the next best thing, bought a slingshot. I won't hit the shepherds (with acorns) because they're caged. All I have to do is buzz the cage and they crawl in their shelters. Might sound cruel but the other neighbor wants to shoot em with his pellet rifle.

But I'm gonna get that little 3-legged bastard. Little fuckhead thinks he's tough but he's gonna have a big strawberry on that ass.

 

[sutra1]

Damn neighbors dog is always doing it in our yard. I was outside today and lady had her dog on leash letting him shit in our yard I went apeshit on her ass. She will like how her siding has brown spots

I have a similar issue. When did it become acceptable to let your animal defecate on someone else's property?

 

[messn'n'gommin']

Seems to me that the best way to hurt greedy rich folk, is to turn them into poor folk! Get in her head and use her weaknesses against her. It might take a while (certainly a few days), but record her actions and use it as evidence against her in civil court. In most civil courts, you only have to have the preponderance of evidence to prove your gripe. After that it only depends how "badly" you were hurt in her vicious and inhuman attack! A $25 ticket might not mean much to her, but a few thousand will certainly get her attention!

 

[AOD2012]

she is a rich bitch from new york city ,by the sound of her accent id guess long island.

are you trying to say us LAWNG EYELANDERS got noticeable accents?

i call shennanigans.


aod

 

[COOKIE MONSTER]

Maybe get one of these--

Then fill it with liquid dog shit and hose her dog down every time it sets foot on the lawn
And yes I know it's disgusting but the bad part of me really wants to see this woman have to walk her shit covered dog home and hopefully the dog, like all wet dogs will wait until it's within striking distance of their master to shake the poo water off

 

[WelderDan]

I had a similar experience. Stepped out one day to see a dog dumping on my lawn. The woman walking the dog just started to walk off. I said something along the lines of "hey lady, there is a poop-scoop ordinance here and I'd appreciate it if you picked up after your dog." She ignored me and kept walking, so I yelled "Get back here and pick up your dogs shit or I swear you will wear it home!" She turned around and whipped out a plastic bag and gave me a shitty look, but she picked it up. She had the bag with her, so she knew damn well she has to pick it up but thought she would get away with it. As she was picking up that nice warm pile of crap, I told her "I don't shit in your yard, and I damn well expect the same courtesy from you."

I love dogs, but I don't own one because I don't want to follow it around and pick up dog shit, or pick it up to mow my lawn. It'll be a cold day in hell before I pick up dog shit that belongs to someone else.

Same goes for jackholes that throw trash in my yard. I caught some guy tossing out a beer bottle as he drove by. I yelled out "Hey ASSHOLE, get your ass back here and pick up your garbage!" He stopped and stared at me like I was an idiot. I yelled "You heard me, get back here and pick it up. I don't throw trash in YOUR yard!" He backed up, got out and picked it up. He even mumbled "sorry".

Yeah, I'm THAT kind of guy. I respect other peoples property and rights and I expect the same in return.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Good pet owners shun collecting no more than changing their kid's diapers. Nobody likes it but it's part of life, hygiene and courtesy.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go close the window. Doggy-poo vapors are eminent.

 

[smokefrogg]

i get poo on my front lawn from time to time, i have never seen it be from one of dogs being walked, we have a security camera setup that gets a good view of the lawn as well as the sidewalk in front of it, i get stray cats crapping on the lawn every once in awhile but that's it, i keep hoping i get to use the video footage someday to figure out the mystery of the dog poo so i can play this neighbor dog poo game too, lol

 

[chuckyoufarley]

cats are a hole other story .people in my apt house use sand on the walkway in the winter
and all winter the neighborhood strays are pissing and shitting on the walk ,so i tell them to use the biodegradable ice melt stuff even if i have to buy the bags myself.dont know how people put up with that cat piss smell.i dont like certain strains of weed cuz they smell like cat piss haha

 

[chuckyoufarley]

cats are a whole other story .people in my apt house use sand on the walkway in the winter and all winter the neighborhood strays are pissing and shitting on the walk ,so i tell them to use the bio-degradable ice melt stuff even if i have to buy the bags myself.i dont know how people put up with that cat piss smell.i dont like certain strains of weed cuz they smell like cat piss haha

 

[GET MO]

I woulda just grabbed one of her dogs, rubbed its nose in it and smacked the shit out of it and said "Buyah!".

 

[BrnCow]

My bud sprays the spot with vinegar after he removes a pile of crap - even inside. He days it keeps them from smelling it and crapping in the same spot. vinegar supposedly smells like a big acid piss dog they want to avoid...

 

[jarff]

I live in the country and have a few acres of land.My neighbours two dogs come down every morning and shit on my lawn...but then when I let my two dogs out they return the favour.
Kind of a catch-22
A good thing tho is there are only a few neigbours on a dead end dirt road and all the dogs roam without causing much trouble.
The neighbours dogs are two lovely black Labs.
My previous neighbour had a Saint Bernard and it shit like an elephant..but its gone now so it doesn,t look like ant hills in the middle of my lawn.Things are getting better in the neighbourhood....

jarff

 

[Grass Lands]

take some red food dye and place it in one of those Miracle Watering cans that connect to a water hose, have it locked and loaded for the sunt and and her bitch, wait for the dog to get in the position to take a dump, come out and blast the fucking sunt and her bitch and see how she likes it...not much she can do since you are on your property...

 

[SeaMaiden]

Good pet owners shun collecting no more than changing their kid's diapers. Nobody likes it but it's part of life, hygiene and courtesy.

THIS ^^^

My bud sprays the spot with vinegar after he removes a pile of crap - even inside. He days it keeps them from smelling it and crapping in the same spot. vinegar supposedly smells like a big acid piss dog they want to avoid...

I have not found vinegar to work that well. I had a problem with my female dog marking my father-in-law's bedroom every time she was allowed inside unsupervised. Along with his stink the dog was adding her stink and that bedroom with starting to smell pretty bad. Then I discovered a product called Odor-cide, it's used by people who cleaned up crime scenes. Let me tell you this stuff works!