So the woman says

[Pops]

My divorce cost me my house, my furniture, the better car, half my money and both my testicles.

Worth every fucking cent!!!!

 

[DogBoy]

Sign all your worldly goods over to your mum. If you own nothing they can take nothing. Failing that sell everything you own and then use the money to pay the legal fee's. Saves her getting everything.

Women win as soon as they file for divorce, your job is simply to limit her profitability.

 

[SomeGuy]

Sign all your worldly goods over to your mum. If you own nothing they can take nothing. Failing that sell everything you own and then use the money to pay the legal fee's. Saves her getting everything.
Women win as soon as they file for divorce, your job is simply to limit her profitability.

That don't work and just makes you look BAD if it goes to court. Just pay the "fine" and get on with your life. As suggested above, get rid of anything you have as they can use that as leverage to get back at you.
I've been in a similar situation, think Johnny Depp in the movie Blow where his wife flips out. Not a situation you want to find yourself in and believe me it does happen.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

My divorce cost me my house, my furniture, the better car, half my money and both my testicles.

Worth every fucking cent!!!!

....I agree....but I'm getting too old for this shit......it's my third strike...