steppinRazor said:i lost my phone and need a sober mother fucker to bail me out so i called my moms.
steppinRazor said:so i called my moms. our relationship is rocky and as soon as she took me home she wanted to come in! at first i rufused but that proved to be odd... next thing i know my moms in my rooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i must say tho i think she was kinda impressed and prolly disapointed at the same time
RudolfTheRed said:I believe the only thing a human can operate and not be charged with DUI is a horse because a horse will walk its self even if you are passed out.
Buzz Lightyear said:I lived in this one town where cops could give you a pui...pedestrian under the influence. Now isn't that crappy.
Papulz said:what about paraplegics?
bad joke
Feyd said:I think driving drunk was a pretty stupid fucking move
Glad you didn't hurt anyone though
Also, what was up with you telling us about how "next thing you know, your mom was in your bedroom"
JW