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so i went to jail tonight

bounty29

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I hate drunk drivers, most idiotic and irresponsible thing you can possibly do. Glad to know you don't give a shit about the lives of innocent people on the road. Jail's a good place for them.
 

facelift

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I don;t drink. And thankful for that. If I'm this bad without it, I can imagine how bad I would be with it.
 

RudolfTheRed

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You can get charged with DUI on a bike so be careful. Also, a lot of people can get hurt if you are really wasted. You could get hit by another car and you're dead or really hurt. You could also run into someone else.

It almost happened to a friend of mine. When I lived in the city our main mode of transportation was a bike and one night my friend was stopped after coming home from a bar. He wasn't wasted so the cop let him go but the cop did warn him.

I believe the only thing a human can operate and not be charged with DUI is a horse because a horse will walk its self even if you are passed out.
 
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trouble

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steppinRazor said:
i lost my phone and need a sober mother fucker to bail me out so i called my moms.

So, in your own word, your Mom is a "Sober Mother Fucker?"



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trouble

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steppinRazor said:
so i called my moms. our relationship is rocky and as soon as she took me home she wanted to come in! at first i rufused but that proved to be odd... next thing i know my moms in my rooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i must say tho i think she was kinda impressed and prolly disapointed at the same time

Why did your Mother want to come in your house?

Why did you refuse?

What was your Mother doing in your bedroom?

Why was your Mother impressed in your bedroom?

Why was your Mother disapointed in your bedroom?


Exactly what kind of sick relationship do you have with your Mother?


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daisy jane

RudolfTheRed said:
I believe the only thing a human can operate and not be charged with DUI is a horse because a horse will walk its self even if you are passed out.

Actually, you can get arrested for a DUI on a horse.
 

Feyd

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I think driving drunk was a pretty stupid fucking move

Glad you didn't hurt anyone though


Also, what was up with you telling us about how "next thing you know, your mom was in your bedroom"

JW
 

FRANKENBLUNT420

me blunt is like, wicked yo!! owight
1. to outlaw or ban weed or liquor is ridiculous and is a step BACK as opposed to forward.

2. the main issue is people need to know their limits/tolerance, once you know your limits then you know what you are able to do/not to do.

3. gotta live and learn.

i smoke and drive/ drink and drive all the time for years now and enjoy every minute of it!! why? cause i know my limits and tolerance levels. drinking till you black out?!?!? fucking retarded!!! smoking till you can even take a simple breath without wheezing??!? fucking retarded as well because in both situations you waste weed and liquor and aren't able to really enjoy either one. if you normally go on benders then hey, you know you always need that driver to get you home, and keep everyone else safe.

when me and my pals go out, i am the one driving cause i know/learned how to have a good time as well and not go overboard by learning my limitations and how much is enough.

at home i smoke/drink all i want and how i want. when i go out, i smoke joints and have my drinking routine especially when i know ill be driving that night, if im not the point man that night, i can go as far as i want to and even THEN i still maintain some form of limitation.
 

Gypsy Nirvana

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Buzz Lightyear said:
I lived in this one town where cops could give you a pui...pedestrian under the influence. Now isn't that crappy. :(



.....so you can get busted for being intoxicated in charge of a pair of legs?
 

trouble

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Papulz said:
what about paraplegics?

bad joke

Thats called a DWL ( Drunk Without Legs)



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Gypsy Nirvana

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Judge to LEO....'What is this man charged with?'

LEO to Judge....'He was found to be intoxicated in charge of one leg'

Judge to LEO....'So I presume from what you are saying that this man was Hopping Drunk?'......
 

Rastatrue

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Hey Now, You got problems, Drunk/trouble.Drunk/Trouble/ problems. First get sober and straight because your not thinking right.
It's bad enough wrecking your car,but running from the cops. Then dis the only person you got to go your bail? your own mother! And your worried about your Ph tester?
Your out there man, come on back to earth. Admit your mistakes take your medicine like a man. Get to a AAMeeting today. Start working those steps, when you get to court all this will help. And don't blow your money on some lawyer who promises to get you off for$$$$. It won't help you and your busted, you got an Alchol problem.
Find a friend in AA, I'll bet you will know somebody at the first meeting you attend.
"Everything gonna be alright" if your man enough to step up! Admit your powerless over alchol and throw yourself on the mercy of the court. Don't augue with me, just do it. I've fucked up too! I know AA works. Just do it, this shit will pass. And go aplogize to your mom.

Judge to LEO....'What is this man charged with?'

LEO to Judge....'He was found to be intoxicated in charge of one leg'

Judge to LEO....'So I presume from what you are saying that this man was Hopping Drunk?'......
Oh that gypsy!
 

steppinRazor

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Feyd said:
I think driving drunk was a pretty stupid fucking move

Glad you didn't hurt anyone though


Also, what was up with you telling us about how "next thing you know, your mom was in your bedroom"

JW


for all you making the "fucking my mother" jokes haaha funny shit i guess. i did word that a little fucked up but i i said room not bedroom. just a little paranoid posting that shit online.. if you hadnt figured out what i meant then oblivously you dont know what this sites about. anyways i totally agree with everyone who said drinking and driving is fucking retarded, an idiotic move on my part, the thing is i was blacked out drunk. theres been plenty of times where i was drunk and knew it was a bad idea to get behind the wheel so i didnt. the reason i am totally serious about saying FUCK ALCOHOL is the fact i dont remember getting into my car at all. if my mind was even a 1/8 there i wouldve simply taken a cab home. i didnt even make it a block according to my knew found knowledge.

you know it sucks i wrecked my car and have some pretty serious charges against me but i want you all to know i feel that i'm lucky and really got off easy. god forbid i could have hurt or even killed some one. or even just damaging someones personal property. its a tough tittie but some ones gotta suck it. i guess im that cat. anyways just wanna say much love to all you stoners and people holding it down for the love of life and what we do.
 
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