Or you could superglue her labia to a bowling ball while she's sleeping.
That one is always good for a laugh.
That one is always good for a laugh.
I dumped 2lbs of quality cheeba over a MAD exgf...better than JAIL
there is 3,5 billion women in the world, why stick with one that treats you bad? (and that goes the other way around too) life is too short to let other people make it miserable for you
living alone is not a bad thing, if you miss sex then there is plenty to be found on the internet, and if you miss the company get a dog
I once broke up with a girl because she complained that it was snowing in early May.
especially if he might get caught holding the purse ..... ahem ....... i mean bag
sorry brother i had too! yes i know i'm an asshole ........ but i was meant as a joke