Shiva Grows

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They do yes. I don't know what i was thinking about.

I get affected by the bright lights and perfume in Oxford Street and end up thinking of and buying utter shit.

I make sure all items can be returned for cash if unwanted the next morning though.

Tan steelcap work boots would be much better for gardening. I am still gonna get the gold shorts for summer when the price is right though

Have a great Christmas @shiva82, everyone and get some haze in your lineup, (not the shouty shouty ones, get the lovely lovey dovey point of light pure movement of energy ones).



Sounds like an amazing location for Christmas. I love the sound of the yule log. I love shatter and the sound of the water.



It repeats on me a bit @strain_hunter but it's amazing for the mrs's mood. Fuck me she could do with it.

I will be packing double or triple the amount i usually smoke and then it's off to my mums for a huge lunch, one too many Cavas, some hardcore social, political, religious and medical discussions/arguments, then off to the in-laws for more of the same and to hear how my 8 year old adhd nephew will soon be taking over and ruling the world.

Both mum and mother-in-law are fantastic cooks. Mother-in-law is still farming at 70 so we get to eat her animals, vegetables and fruit this time of year and then return with bags of it. The mother in law regularly cooks and caters for 30 or 40 people so it will be goood food and company.

The beef is melt in your mouth succulent, the fruit n veg n meat all organic

Have a good one

Lol sorry mate didn’t mean to trigger any buyers remorse.

Nothing wrong with some fuzzy uggies around the house

Wearing Outside shoes inside here is a cardinal sin with a mandatory sentence of no nookie for a month. Not wearing any shoes outside is barbaric.

 

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Lol sorry mate didn’t mean to trigger any buyers remorse.

i am trying to remember exactly what i bought but its best left till after xmas. I was very careful collecting the receipts thank fuck.

They must spray some shit about in the shops through the aircon systems.

 

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i am trying to remember exactly what i bought but its best left till after xmas. I was very careful collecting the receipts thank fuck.

They must spray some shit about in the shops through the aircon systems.

Some sort of pheromones I’m picking.

Hey what did you get for the Mrs?
I’m Curious lads, what did you all get for your better half this year?

 

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i dunno, maybe there's something in the air where i live causing the shopping errors.

It affects people in different ways.

like there's a bloke who dresses like jimmy saville, a bearded bloke dressed in full pirate gear with stuffed mounted parrot on shoulder, a woman who dresses just in her tights and knickers, real rough unfortunately, and another woman who shouts at everyone while staring only at the ground.

These are just on my road and aren't even the neighbours who are actually clinically mentally ill.

I joke with the mrs that they were mentally fit and normal when they moved here 5 years ago.

Gold shorts and workboots is damn normal for round here the thing is i would not wear this shit when i lived in my old gaff but here i feel a desire to dress in gold.

Weird shit.

Some sort of pheromones I’m picking.

Hey what did you get for the Mrs?

you say first, what did you get? i'm almost embarrassed to say what i got cos of the fumes.

 

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i dunno, maybe there's something in the air where i live causing the shopping errors.

It affects people in different ways.

like there's a bloke who dresses like jimmy saville, a bearded bloke dressed in full pirate gear with stuffed mounted parrot on shoulder, a woman who dresses just in her tights and knickers, real rough unfortunately, and another woman who shouts at everyone while staring only at the ground.

These are just on my road and aren't even the neighbours who are actually clinically mentally ill.

I joke with the mrs that they were mentally fit and normal when they moved here 5 years ago.

Gold shorts and workboots is damn normal for round here the thing is i would not wear this shit when i lived in my old gaff but here i feel a desire to dress in gold.

Weird shit.






you say first, what did you get? i'm almost embarrassed to say what i got cos of the fumes.

Sounds like it’s just Crystal meth chemntrails nothing to worry about bro

I got her a platinum ring (tbh I found it in the rubbish and cleaned it up) I’m crap at buying presents remembering birthdays and general normal social contract stuff

Edit : So do you live in soho?

 

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Sounds like it’s just Crystal meth chemntrails nothing to worry about bro

I got her a platinum ring (tbh I found it in the rubbish and cleaned it up) I’m crap at buying presents remembering birthdays and general normal social contract stuff

Smoooth. i like it. Wow, a platinum ring. Thats a cool present

Edit : So do you live in soho?

Oooooh i wish

 

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I went shopping for the mrs with my son who had most likely smoked before the trip too.

He suggested getting an apron for her Luckily i was on the ball enough to suggest we got something else as it was the start of the trip.

The things i got are beautiful, i just worry about the message it may possibly give,

It was some fancy expensive bath salts and an old wooden cow. Even my daughter was surprised at my choice.

I know she def wants the bath salts.

I mean I dunno, i'm shit at buying presents i love cows personally and its an antique hand carved and painted wooden cow.

maybe i should leave the cow out i dunno. It is very beautiful

 

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I went shopping for the mrs with my son who had most likely smoked before the trip too.

He suggested getting an apron for her Luckily i was on the ball enough to suggest we got something else as it was the start of the trip.

The things i got are beautiful, i just worry about the message it may possibly give,

It was some fancy expensive bath salts and an old wooden cow. Even my daughter was surprised at my choice.

I know she def wants the bath salts.

I mean I dunno, i'm shit at buying presents i love cows personally and its an antique hand carved and painted wooden cow.

maybe i should leave the cow out i dunno. It is very beautiful

Actually the more you described the cow the better it sounded! Love it man Hopefully it’s on the mantle for many years to come

Ha the apron would have been a classic!!!!!
“But you look really sexy in a pinny babe”

I was thinking of getting the Mrs a new blender but then I found the ring so think I dodged a bullet there

 

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Sounds like it’s just Crystal meth chemntrails nothing to worry about bro

I got her a platinum ring (tbh I found it in the rubbish and cleaned it up) I’m crap at buying presents remembering birthdays and general normal social contract stuff

Edit : So do you live in soho?

i was just searching through some rubbish bins for my wifes christmas gift and found a platinum ring

 

[shiva82]

I went shopping for the mrs with my son who had most likely smoked before the trip too.

He suggested getting an apron for her Luckily i was on the ball enough to suggest we got something else as it was the start of the trip.

The things i got are beautiful, i just worry about the message it may possibly give,

It was some fancy expensive bath salts and an old wooden cow. Even my daughter was surprised at my choice.

I know she def wants the bath salts.

I mean I dunno, i'm shit at buying presents i love cows personally and its an antique hand carved and painted wooden cow.

maybe i should leave the cow out i dunno. It is very beautiful

my dearest wife, i love you so much , here is a gift that reminds myself of you , a cow

 

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Ha the apron would have been a classic!!!!!

the apron is a goer but with some fancy panties too i really gotta gauge the mood first.

 

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my dearest wife, i love you so much , here is a gift that reminds myself of you , a cow

that's what i mean.

 

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a cow

i love cows

 

[shiva82]

i love cows

me too , baby ones, butchered and ready to roast in the oven . we are having roast rib of beef tomorrow. my favourite

 

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i should move to japan. people are that wealthy there they throw away platinum jewelry as if they are wet wipes

 

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i should move to japan. people are that wealthy there they throw away platinum jewelry as if they are wet wipes

Should see some of the other things I’ve found mate you wouldn’t believe it

Edit: the wet wipes are in the burnable rubbish section I sift the inorganics and used clothes

 

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the apron is a goer but with some fancy panties too i really gotta gauge the mood first.

That sounds like combo gift right there panties + pinnie kids may have wtf Xmas momento though

 

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i should move to japan. people are that wealthy there they throw away platinum jewelry as if they are wet wipes

you need a trained magpie

 

[shiva82]

you need a trained magpie

now that would be a gift to be proud of

 

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we are having roast rib of beef tomorrow.

An amazing cut.