Segway company owner rides scooter off a cliff

[pearlemae]

It wasn't the 30 foot fall that killed him, but the sudden stop at the bottom. I imagine if he was sober his last thought was OH Shit, this is gonna hurt!! LOL!!

 

[cali2]

I have a real fear of dieing in an embarrassing way, and I think this fits the bill! I picture him holding on like you guys said, lol!!

 

[WeeD22MaN]

probably rode off it on purpose, trying to be all young and extreme.
Last thoughts flying through the air
"this is awesome, I totally got this"
Then SMACK!!!

Hahahahahaha

 

[Sandnut]

I guess he's last wish was granted..

Dieying while riding on one if greatest inventions

lol that cant be good for the segway market

 

[igrowkushbitch]

darwin award!!!! haha sucks that he died but kinda funny at the same time!

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

it was suicide. no one has reflexes slower than a fucking segway. omfg thats good stuff. rofl

this one is almost as funny as when the guy took over discovery channel at the beginning of the month. That is how much he hated john and kate plus eight. the police shot him and detonated the bomb on his chest and blew his as up. no one got hurt or killed except for dumb ass.

 

[medmaker420]

it was a new model and the lead engineer told him about the "special" button that would allow him to fly.

funny thing is that guy is now the new owner, not sure if that is a coisidence or not though... hmmn.

 

[LonelyNerd]

 

[yortbogey]

and the propoganda ....machineZ........turn & churn........
crazy how schitt......getz......strange az it getz rearranged...

 

[IWanaGetHiSoHi]

When I get my Off Road Segway I promise to get a Dedicated Helmet Cam ...

 

[Totally_Stoned]

dont drink and segway...

 

[GMT]

Those new 2 wheel segway wheelchairs are the coolest.