Run Bambi Run!

[jojajico]

one nite when i was chilling at a friends house he told me about this agricultural university he went to (regualar uni just with a farm and a bunch of animals) well the prospective students were getting a tour of the campus one morning and they come to the pig cages (these were prize pigs) and they came across a guy nailing one in the butt. dud jumps up and disappears, he was a students at the school. but get this, the next semester he comes back to school acting like nothing ever happened lol.

 

[Pops]

Ganico, it was just a sick fuck when i first married her. She was virgin. However, through religious intervention, the sickness developed into a fatal disease. Too damn many female lesbian preachers who convinced her that her pussy and ass were sacred and shouldn't be invaded by a mere male.

 

[Nikijad4210]

Ganico, it was just a sick fuck when i first married her. She was virgin. However, through religious intervention, the sickness developed into a fatal disease. Too damn many female lesbian preachers who convinced her that her pussy and ass were sacred and shouldn't be invaded by a mere male.

Ok....well....thanks for the info there....Wow, aaaaakwaaaaard.

 

[Pops]

Sorry, Niki. just don't ever get involved in religion. It fucks up your sex life. You can't even bang animals, now. I will never get to experience the pleasure of fucking small furry animals wrapped in duct tape so their bellies don't explode. People are so judgmental!

 

[Nikijad4210]

Uh....maybe I'm just slow today, lol....But I thought you were insinuating that she might have, eh...how to put this nicely without offending anyone....Gone lady-on-lady on ya.

 

[mrwags]

You mean to tell me this guy went to prison for 18 months for a similar offense and lived to tell about it? This guy has GOT TO BE ONE BIG ASS SOB.

And yes Verite poor ole Bambi. Takes all kinds I guess.


Mr.Wags

 

[Verite]

Did someone say Gerbil porn?

 

[Nikijad4210]

That ain't right, Verite......

 

[mrwags]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Verite just cracked open a jar of some good shit that has been cured to that perfect mind melding form we call bud.

But damn man Gerbil porn? Gp's gonna shit when he sees this.



Mr.Wags

 

[Pops]

Ordinarily. I would worry about people who have that kind of porn on their computer, but I know that Verite is adult enough to handle it without without going around molesting small furry animals. GP is safe, I think.

Niki, I could have handled the fact if my wife had gone "lady-on-lady". If I had found out that she liked to eat pussy, that would have been the first thing that we had in common.

 

[Nikijad4210]

Niki, I could have handled the fact if my wife had gone "lady-on-lady". If I had found out that she liked to eat pussy, that would have been the first thing that we had in common.

Okey dokey then, ya lost me. Lol, sorry, it's just been one of them days today.

 

[Verite]

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