In showbiz it's called Swoll Swolled or Swolled up.
garden variety
showbiz oc. hazard. text book example of swolled up.
on your left Goose on your right Goose!? Nom!
Cause? Choose One of the following...
Multiple choice as there is a correct answer.
1. Kicking the smack whilst sitting on your widening ass.
2. Trading the smack for Twinkies whilst sitting on your widening ass.
3. Getting multiple face lift nip/tuck
and subbing mr brownstone for dr feelgood's pharma....
while sitting on y' widening ass eating krispy kreme
and deep fried peanut butter 'n nanner
and jugs and jugs of mayonnaise
straight from the container
...with a large wooden spoon..
.swoll.