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southpaw

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Well damn, the delicious concoction of lemon, lime, chemicals and bull semen extract known as Red Bull was integral to the completion of my B.A. I recommend it highly for the twenty-four hour retention of pretentious garbage.

George and Lenny. They should have never left Weed... allegory, perchance?
 
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brainthor said:
Taurine in the pharmaceutical and lab setting is synthesized through a combination of cysteine, methionine and vitamin E.

Urban legends surrounding the source of taurine have included bull urine extract and bull semen. While it's true that taurine is found in both sources, it is not the source of taurine in the pharmaceutical or food industry. And while taurine is sometimes extracted from the intestines of cattle, many food industry sources, including the popular energy drink Red Bull, make efforts to use synthesized sources that are vegetarian friendly

Ah come on, don't tell them. You really ought to see the look on someone's face when you tell them it's bull semen!!
 

minds_I

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southpaw said:
George and Lenny. They should have never left Weed... allegory, perchance?

Hello all,

Interesting. Should they have stayed in Weed, George would have been lynched.


I love that book....I just read it for the first time about 8 years ago.

I was three pages from the end when my daughter came in the room and said..."oh, whatcha reading...I said" Of mice and men".. and she says..."I read that...its sad in the end when the weird guy gets killed."


AAAARGGGGGGGG. I was sooo pissed.

But it was a very moving book.

minds_I
 

southpaw

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Heh, I remember my uncle visiting when I was reading "The Red Pony." All he said was, "Hmmm. Not a very happy ending!" with this overly cheerful sing-song voice. I love that about my family, don't warn the ten year-old about the eye-pecking vulture, let him find it himself.
 

TokenBlackGuy

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Red Bull is my favorite drink at the bar right now.. i have been substituing it for alcohol at the time being.. I drink atleast 2 cans a day.. i drink one when i take walks around the neighborhood and the rest when im at the bar.. i buy Redbull buy the case which ends up being $1 to 1.25 a can.... i love it...
 

marx2k

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Red Bull tastes like Nerds candy. Which is great when youre 13... but now that shit is just sickly sweet and makes me want to vomit.
 

Zesty

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George always wanted that "alfalfa" patch for the "rabbits" and he likes his beans with ketchup lol clearly a stoner

j/k
 

PazVerdeRadical

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i can't believe everyone keeps drinking energy drinks even after it has been proven scientifically that each timeyou drink those drinks, kittens die :yoinks:
 
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TokenBlackGuy said:
Red Bull is my favorite drink at the bar right now.. i have been substituing it for alcohol at the time being.. I drink atleast 2 cans a day.. i drink one when i take walks around the neighborhood and the rest when im at the bar.. i buy Redbull buy the case which ends up being $1 to 1.25 a can.... i love it...

you buy them at the bar?! Baller~ I know I have a clothes thread but I could never justify bringing myself to a club or bar and buy an expensive ass beer or drink when I could of went to the store and enjoyed it at home for much much cheaper.
 
I litterly watched a cat croak when I funneled two redbulls.. It wasnt a pretty site... Infact I did it again, just to make sure it was reality. It's no joke, those drinks are bad for your body and sole, stick to coke a cola and that gives you a good clean energy with the caffiene and sugar. You dont need all the "Extras" in these energy cock-tails
 

TokenBlackGuy

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saix said:
you buy them at the bar?! Baller~ I know I have a clothes thread but I could never justify bringing myself to a club or bar and buy an expensive ass beer or drink when I could of went to the store and enjoyed it at home for much much cheaper.

Since i quit drinkin, some nights i actually make money going to the bar.. i have about 5 bars that i built up a good reputation with when i was a serious drinker (5 topshelf LITS in a 2 hour period) like three weeks ago.lol... i tip alot.. so now when i go just for the social scene, they hand me redbulls cause they know im tryin to not drink anymore.. and then i usually am DD for my friends so they will buy me my redbulls too.. And i also keep a case of redbulls in my truck so if i go to a bar i know i dont hooked up at, ill just sneak one in..I think i spent 2 dollars at the bar, and thats because the pool table didnt drop all the balls..
Then to make money, i play drunk people in pool... then i get back home and play my drunk friends in Beer Pong, water pong for me, and whoop there asses..
only thing that sucks is my sleepin hours are fucked.. for example tonite.. its 10am right now, and i havent fallen asleep yet.. good thing i dont have work right now..
 

B.C.

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The Redbull hustler

The Redbull hustler

Shame on you Token,takin advantage of those drunks. tsk,tsk lol j/k Take care...BC
 
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Mr.Waters said:
I heard they use beaver extract to flavor cherry colas. Mmmm beaver extract yum.

thats why whenever I'm in asia I order cherry soda, cuz I love me some asian beaver~ :joint:
 

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