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Retard Strength

TokenBlackGuy

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I never seen it anywhere but it could be real with drinks like Pimp Juice and Cocaine.. I compared it to a Redbull Can, all the numbers matchup except calories and sodium..
 
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daisy jane

I would not be surprised. The things people will pay money for these days!!
 

TokenBlackGuy

Active member
i think it is buyable.. i just put items into the cart.. probably just another relabled energy drink.. Cause they are chargin 60 a case and expensive redbull case cost 25-30 a case out the door of Costco or Sams Club..
 
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daisy jane

I never understood the obsession with energy drinks anyway. I have tasted a redbull once, and I nearly threw up. It tastes like someone mowed the lawn, blended the clippings, pissed on them, bottled it and made a lot more money than they should have.

Also, they were giving away Monster energy drinks on campus. I took one, being free and all, took one sip and threw it in the trash can immediately. Am I the only one that thinks these drinks are nasty? I much rather eat an apple to get a bit of energy than sip on rotten vegetable juice.
 
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daisy jane said:
I never understood the obsession with energy drinks anyway. I have tasted a redbull once, and I nearly threw up. It tastes like someone mowed the lawn, blended the clippings, pissed on them, bottled it and made a lot more money than they should have.

Also, they were giving away Monster energy drinks on campus. I took one, being free and all, took one sip and threw it in the trash can immediately. Am I the only one that thinks these drinks are nasty? I much rather eat an apple to get a bit of energy than sip on rotten vegetable juice.


I cant stand em either DJ. I think my piss may taste a tad better than redbull :yoinks:
 

Mr.Waters

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How can they call it retard strength? You'd think that the Association for Retarded Citizens would be all over them for calling it that. Retarded people are pretty strong though.
 
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Red Bull
Ingredients:
Carbonated water, sucrose, glucose, sodium citrate, taurine (amino acid), glucuronolactone, inositol, niacin, D-pantothenol, pyridoxine HCL, vitamin B12, natural and artificial flavors, colors.


Taurine:
Taurine is named after the Latin taurus, which means bull, as it was first isolated from red bull (Bos taurus) bile as well as semen in 1827 by Austrian scientists Friedrich Tiedemann and Leopold Gmelin. It is often called an amino acid, even in scientific literature,[2][3][4] but it lacks a carboxyl group and therefore does not qualify as an amino acid.


Nothing like drinking red bull semen for energy, I always say.
 
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I like the taste of red bull but I drink maybe 2 energy drinks a year just for the hell of it. They are way to expensive and don't give me energy.

Retard Strength? I hope this shit gets taken off the market, off any kind of name you can call someone I always think "retard" is the worst thing! You are making fun of someone's birth defect...I mean how low can you go, whats next...
 

PazVerdeRadical

all praises are due to the Most High
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when i read the thread's title, i thought someone had gotten punched in the nose by a retard and had found out how strong they can be :biglaugh:
anyway, i think 'retard' isn't the "politically correct" word either. i call them special, because imo they are not retarded, just way different.
peace
 
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PazVerdeRadical said:
when i read the thread's title, i thought someone had gotten punched in the nose by a retard and had found out how strong they can be :biglaugh:

ROFL I thought that too!

Anyone remember the book where the 2 guys are brothers and they end up on a ranch and one guy is "special" and he dosen't know his own strength so his bro has to watch after him. At the ranch is like a guy who wears gloves with lube in them to keep them soft. I liked that book~
 

Tarkus

Mother Nature's Son
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Ok, please do not get mad at me for this one. I am merely pointing out something odd I have noticed. I am not being mean, as I have had a few friends that were mentally handicapped. They were the nicest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.

I have known and befriended a few mentally handicapped people, and eventually I had to pick them up or help them up from a fall. It always seems they are heavier than they look. A 10 year old I used to know (he is not 10 anymore...) had Down Syndrome and was a very fun loving chap. He would jump on your back for piggy back rides. That is fine when you know he is coming. If you didn't though, he would put you on the floor. Just looking at him, guess around 70 lbs maybe 80. To pick him up you would think he weighed 120+ lbs. A retarded girl I knew was the same way. She looked around 120 lbs, but my friend and I had trouble helping her up from a fall. My friend was around 200 lbs and 6 feet tall at the time and he was straining. Are they more dense or what??? I hope I am not the only one to notice this....

I always felt bad saying retarded, I almost always say Mentally handicapped unless they tell me not to. One guy would insist we don't dance around it and call him a 'tard. Had the best sense of humor in the world, and sadly I believe he is brain dead now. Helluva guy, one of the best chess players I ever met, yet he could not name a piece or set it up the same way twice.

And I hate energy drinks. Taste worse than Mountain Dew!!! I know I know!! I thought that was impossible, but there you go. Blech, I'll take crab juice please.
 
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Tarkus said:
Ok, please do not get mad at me for this one. I am merely pointing out something odd I have noticed. I am not being mean, as I have had a few friends that were mentally handicapped. They were the nicest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.

I have known and befriended a few mentally handicapped people, and eventually I had to pick them up or help them up from a fall. It always seems they are heavier than they look. A 10 year old I used to know (he is not 10 anymore...) had Down Syndrome and was a very fun loving chap. He would jump on your back for piggy back rides. That is fine when you know he is coming. If you didn't though, he would put you on the floor. Just looking at him, guess around 70 lbs maybe 80. To pick him up you would think he weighed 120+ lbs. A retarded girl I knew was the same way. She looked around 120 lbs, but my friend and I had trouble helping her up from a fall. My friend was around 200 lbs and 6 feet tall at the time and he was straining. Are they more dense or what??? I hope I am not the only one to notice this....

I always felt bad saying retarded, I almost always say Mentally handicapped unless they tell me not to. One guy would insist we don't dance around it and call him a 'tard. Had the best sense of humor in the world, and sadly I believe he is brain dead now. Helluva guy, one of the best chess players I ever met, yet he could not name a piece or set it up the same way twice.

And I hate energy drinks. Taste worse than Mountain Dew!!! I know I know!! I thought that was impossible, but there you go. Blech, I'll take crab juice please.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tarkus again.

I think they may feel heavier because they dont really have full control of their body so many their balance is off so it makes them feel heavier? Or maybe their bones really are more dense? I honestly have no clue.
 
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Taurine in the pharmaceutical and lab setting is synthesized through a combination of cysteine, methionine and vitamin E.

Urban legends surrounding the source of taurine have included bull urine extract and bull semen. While it's true that taurine is found in both sources, it is not the source of taurine in the pharmaceutical or food industry. And while taurine is sometimes extracted from the intestines of cattle, many food industry sources, including the popular energy drink Red Bull, make efforts to use synthesized sources that are vegetarian friendly
 
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PazVerdeRadical

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if you drink too many energy drinks, your hands will become real hairy, so watch out everybody
 

Tarkus

Mother Nature's Son
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Hmmm, I believe my hands got hairy from a different reason. It also kills kittens I hear.
 
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daisy jane

Tarkus said:
Hmmm, I believe my hands got hairy from a different reason. It also kills kittens I hear.

Too much action with the surgery towel and glove I presume :D

When I am not around to take it's place.
 

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
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Uhg.. some are ok but redbull tastes like headshop in a can.. overpowering scent of incense and candlewax.
 

marx2k

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saix said:
ROFL I thought that too!

Anyone remember the book where the 2 guys are brothers and they end up on a ranch and one guy is "special" and he dosen't know his own strength so his bro has to watch after him. At the ranch is like a guy who wears gloves with lube in them to keep them soft. I liked that book~

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